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THE SHOCKING TRUTH: THE MARS LANDING IS A HOAX!

August 8, 2012

EVEN A CHILD CAN TELL THIS PICTURE IS A HOAX!

***A STUNNING DAILY TRASH SPECIAL REPORT EXCLUSIVE***

It’s the explosive new allegation that the US Government doesn’t want you to know about, and we’ve got the SHOCKING NEW PROOF to prove it, the so-called Mars landing of the so-called “Curiosity” unmanned land rover is an elaborate hoax foisted on unwitting public in a cynical attempt to reignite a sense of patriotism in a nation that is reeling from economic ruin and social hardship.

There are few things that ignite the imaginations of Americans more that going to war, just for the sake of it, or invading some far off land to “liberate” the locals from their godless suffering.

With an election looming, US President Barack Obama has pulled off arguably the largest electioneering public relations stunt in living history – a fake Mars landing!

Already the stunt is achieving the desired result, with Americans everywhere chanting USA! USA! USA! and lining up in droves to register their vote for Barack Obama.

But thanks to our exclusive sources, we can reveal the startling evidence that shows without any shadow of a doubt, that the so-called “Mars landing” is not just an elaborate hoax, but a technological and scientific impossibility!

Throwing away billions and billions of hard earned American tax dollars on yet another NASA hoax, Obama immediately gave a speech after this hoax landing claiming, I am not kidding here, just click the link, that all this nonsense will “save taxpayer dollars”. Spending money to save money, only a democrat can say something so idiotic.

The Bible warns us for people like Obama: Matthew 24:24 “For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.”

Let’s look at the facts here. NASA has openly admitted that it is incapable of putting people in space. According to NASA only the Russians are capable of manned space flight. No doubt a Russian hoax, but that’s a different story.

And even though NASA has openly admitted they are incapable of putting humans in space they still haven’t admitted to the Moon landing being a big hoax! As if it would be possible to send someone to the Moon without placing them in space first.

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):

We can reveal that the US Government, with massive financial resources at its disposal deliberately and systematically engaged a team of leading edge digital animators and production specialists to simulate the Mars landing and pass this off as actual footage of the Mars landing.

Once the “curiousty” fake videos and photos are handed down to the unsuspecting innocent scientists and engineers, they simply become part of the big space scam unknowingly.

THE STARTLING PROOF!

Who took these photos?

This is supposed to be the Mars rover “Curiosity” on the surface of the planet, but who took the shot? Is it a fake? Yes it is…!

And what about this? Another fake!

These images were beamed to people all over the world as “actual footage” of the Mars rover descending without a hitch to the surface of the planet, and within one fiftieth of a second of its scheduled arrival time according to so-called “NASA Scientists.”

PARACHUTES DON’T WORK IN OUTER SPACE!

Consider this.  NASA scientists say they used a parachute to land a one tonne vehicle on Mars. (Yeah sure.)

Furthermore, Mars has 0.6% of the atmosphere of earth. Call it no atmosphere, a vacuum. Parachutes won’t fucking work. Am I stupid?  Speaking of stupid…

UNEMPLOYED PEANUT FARMERS DOUBLE AS “NASA SCIENTISTS”

Do you honestly think these guys are scientists…?

The only thing we know for certain is that whatever videos or photos they disclose from the so-called “mission” will all be computer generated fakery.

The entire space race is a hoax. Space tourism is also another hoax. Just wait till one of Virgin’s tourist “shuttles” blows up, and that’ll be the end of commercial space travel. Besides, commercial space travel will only be afforded by the rich, so don’t get your hopes up.

Asteroid mining is also a new upcoming hoax being planned by a FILM DIRECTOR, James Cameron! I mean, that says a lot, but the sheeple are just too mesmerised with the bullshit.

And don’t forget the REAL LIFE alien conspiracy  which the elite are getting us ready for through the gradual leaking of documented UFO sightings and eye witness accounts from esteemed defence force personnel.

They are getting us ready for the irrefutable truth that many of us already know, and that governments around the globe can longer deny or conceal.  The aliens are already here and walking amongst us!

 

 

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  1. Fone Ome permalink
    August 8, 2012 3:18 pm

    “They are getting us ready for the irrefutable truth that many of us already know, and that governments around the globe can longer deny or conceal. The aliens are already here and walking amongst us!”

    That would explain Canberra.

  2. August 8, 2012 3:20 pm

    or Queensland.

  3. August 8, 2012 3:25 pm

    Statement from Barack Obama..

    Tonight’s success, delivered by NASA, parallels our major steps forward towards a vision for a new partnership with American companies to send American astronauts into space on American spacecraft. That partnership will save taxpayer dollarswhile allowing NASA to do what it has always done best – push the very boundaries of human knowledge. And tonight’s success reminds us that our preeminence – not just in space, but here on Earth – depends on continuing to invest wisely in the innovation, technology, and basic research that has always made our economy the envy of the world.

    Say what…?

  4. RUNVS permalink
    August 8, 2012 3:35 pm

    ‘That partnership will save taxpayer dollarswhile allowing NASA to do what it has always done best’

    Barry O’s talking about the billion bucks his government dished out to private space companies. Apparently that’s cheaper than paying the Russians $65 million per seat to get to the space station.

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/how-to/blog/winners-losers-from-nasas-commercial-crew-awards-11314921?click=pm_latest

  5. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 4:58 pm

    O’Bama was lucky it happened on his watch, a youthful president leading the space race. Kennedy also found kudos in this adventure….inspiring the public’s imagination.

    A China/US consortium of companies (non state owned) will be the best bet ‘going forward’.
    Wobber Barrons on a quest to mine the solar system purely for commercial gain. Hooray!

  6. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 5:09 pm

    There is also talk that the Canadians want to get to Phobos first and have a close look at the monolith….then claim the moon as their own.

  7. August 8, 2012 5:18 pm

    I guess the Yank public are happy to have moon-landing glory instead of a full national health service for their tax dollars. The average Yank will get the same benefit of the mars-landings, as they did from the moon-landings. Zilch.

  8. Space-X permalink
    August 8, 2012 5:31 pm

    I agree with 7:30 reportland on one point: Space travel should be left to private enterprise.

  9. August 8, 2012 5:35 pm

    “I guess the Yank public are happy to have moon-landing glory instead of a full national health service for their tax dollars.”

    That’s all very well for you to say, sitting in there in 7.30 reportland…. ;)

  10. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:10 pm

    The space race and the olympics should be left to free enterprise, not necessarily lazer faire (sic).

  11. TB Queensland permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:15 pm

    You humans … :mrgreen:

    (Note to: mr reb, I have contacted , The Mothership, and, Our Leader, will consider your request in due course … stay tuned, human …)

  12. August 8, 2012 6:18 pm

    What a load of crap! If jeebus had wanted us to think beyond Earth, which is the centre of the universe…or have you sad fucks forgotten that little fact, he’d have stayed rotten in his tomb. Dumbasses.

  13. August 8, 2012 6:22 pm

    Certain subsections of the blogosphere have a UFO fetish. Special people visited personally by special visitors.
    This is why their prognostications with regard to federal politics, poetry & The Abbott Satan shouldn’t be so easily dismissed.
    Who among you can boast of special visits from special visitors?

  14. Be me up permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:34 pm

    Jesus may be an alien.

  15. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:36 pm

    ‘Who among you can boast of special visits from special visitors?’

    Encounters of the Third Kind are highly imaginative, like Jeebus being beamed up fully intact.

  16. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:42 pm

    And what about the virgin birth of baby cheeses? That’s some yarn.

  17. JAWS permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:44 pm

    Is “7:30 reportland” …………………………..perhaps TomR…….?

  18. August 8, 2012 6:44 pm

    Grammar FAIL!

    No need to use capital letters for jesus! even at the beginning of a sentence. In fact, it’s preferable to demystify the bog standard name by not capitalising it.
    Using a capital ‘G’ for god is equally obsolete…almost an act of mental prostration akin to bowing before royalty; or indeed recognising hereditary privilege of any kind.

  19. August 8, 2012 6:45 pm

    ” That’s some yarn.”

    It gets more traction than Aesop’s Fables…but it’s much of a muchness.

  20. Two-up school permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:48 pm

    Grammar non-fail: Proper names

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proper_noun#Capitalization_and_proper_names

  21. August 8, 2012 6:54 pm

    Actually, I used to spell god with a capital “G” but now I don’t bother…

    I consider it my little “fuck you” to the god-botherers…

  22. August 8, 2012 6:55 pm

    Duh! Proper names should be reserved for proper people. :roll:

  23. August 8, 2012 6:56 pm

    “I consider it my little “fuck you” to the god-botherers…”

    Me too. ;)

    I also use that rule of thumb as a failsafe method of spotting a botherer or a bother-enabler.

  24. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 6:59 pm

    Agreed…lower case is good to go.

  25. Capital idea permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:01 pm

    ‘I consider it my little “fuck you” to the god-botherers…’

    Yeah, but you guys live on the edge. :roll:

  26. Capital idea permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:05 pm

    http://www.englishclub.com/writing/caps0.htm

  27. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:08 pm

    On a more serious note, 40% of Indians and Chinese believe aliens are living amongst us. They are our top two immigrants.

  28. August 8, 2012 7:09 pm

    “bother-enabler”
    :)

  29. August 8, 2012 7:11 pm

    It’s the butterfly effect ToSY… ;)

  30. TB Queensland permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:12 pm

    ToSY, are you really posting from Rotherham or somewhere or were you just born there …

    That link is “very olde British” … no mention of the fact that if you want to scream at someone electronically you USE FKN CAPITAL LETTERS!

  31. August 8, 2012 7:13 pm

    Living on the edge of reality.

    Perpetuating the jesus fraud by attributing unnecessary capitalisation to it!

    *englishclub probably hums ‘rule brittania’ too. Topping what!

  32. August 8, 2012 7:15 pm

    2. Use a capital letter to begin a sentence or to begin speech:

    The man arrived. He sat down.
    Suddenly Mary asked, “Do you love me?”

    -unless the capital should fall upon the first letter of the name of a fixation from a man made fairy story.

  33. TB Queensland permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:17 pm

    On a more serious note, 40% of Indians and Chinese believe aliens are living amongst us. They are our top two immigrants.

    egg, a serious note is B♭ … I have never heard you sing a serious note!

    And are you telling me that we only have one Indian and one Chinese immigrant in Australia?

    That’s just BS!

    (double sarc alert – and ‘scuse the pun alert!)

  34. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:20 pm

    :-) TB

  35. 'Population Bomb' bombs permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:29 pm

    The proving-up of near-earth asteroids will be the final nail in the collective coffins of Malthusian-Erlichian catastrophists, and a victory for Simonism.

  36. 'Population Bomb' bombs permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:31 pm

    *Ehrlichian

  37. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:34 pm

    ‘The proving-up of near-earth asteroids…’

    http://www.spaceanswers.com/futuretech/how-asteroid-mining-will-change-the-world-forever/

  38. TB Queensland permalink
    August 8, 2012 7:51 pm

    You humans … why do I love you so much … :mrgreen:

  39. armchair opinionator permalink
    August 8, 2012 8:03 pm

    Use a capital letter to begin a sentence or to begin speech:

    i’ve refused to capitalise anything to do with religion for years.
    i find that now, I don’t like to capitalise at all. I have to go back over my blog comments and capitalise words and names just to please you lot, but since the subject has now come up, i feel free free to never capitalise again.

    i even have to debate myself as to whether an email to the boss requires any capitals – will they think i am too hasty in typing and don’t spell check, will they think i’m lazy, or dont care?

    i think i shall now opt for no capitals and like TB, no apostrophes. ill [dont mean ill, i mean i'll] – oh, maybe i better do apostrophes only when it really matters, so you can understand me! :)

  40. Period permalink
    August 8, 2012 8:11 pm

    :-)

    youre funny armchair opinionator those punctuation rules are just for old fuddy duddies anyway tb is one of those i feel ill join in the punctuation ban who needs it

  41. armchair opinionator permalink
    August 8, 2012 8:25 pm

    thank you tony free at last, good god almighty we are free at last [apologies to the late & great mlk]

  42. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 8:31 pm

    yes…i feel unburdened, sort of naked, a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Kitty, your boss will assume you have become a heretic….

  43. August 8, 2012 8:35 pm

    this anti-grammar fad is the new cultural marxism but that doesn’t diminish the truism that that jesus motherfucker doesn’t deserve special importance delivered both subconsciously and superconsciously by conventional improper over attribution via the visual word

    sniff it

  44. August 8, 2012 8:40 pm

    sniffed.

  45. sub ed permalink
    August 8, 2012 8:43 pm

    if this is the new cultural marxism then you el gordo and armchair opinionator all need reeeducation due to the use of hyphens apostrophes commas full stops square brackets question marks exclamation marks em dashes and ellipses

  46. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 8, 2012 8:54 pm

    never mind ampersands

  47. armchair opinionator permalink
    August 8, 2012 9:00 pm

    …but that doesn’t diminish the truism that that jesus motherfucker doesn’t deserve special importance delivered both subconsciously and superconsciously by conventional improper

    that is the truth.

    all need reeeducation due to the use of hyphens apostrophes commas full stops square brackets question marks exclamation marks em dashes and ellipses

    well, i do have some standards. what you might attribute to cultural marxism actually is lazy anarchy. square brackets are quicker and easier than round ones. you only have to press once. if only i didn’t have to press shift on my lappie just to write a number – should i buy a number pad just for that? how many number presses would make up the cost of the number pad :) [oh, shit, i just had to do two double presses just to make a smiley!]

    i have some standards you know

  48. August 8, 2012 9:01 pm

    lol @ ao

  49. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 9:04 pm

    the thing is…our celestial masters, the father, son and holy ghost…deserve further thought in relation to their alien natures

  50. taut porice permalink
    August 8, 2012 9:04 pm

    dear leader say ampersand acceptable

  51. August 8, 2012 9:08 pm

    there was a hyphen to test out vigilance level but definitely no ampersand you dastardly victorian cockchafer beetle of note paper mache with arbitrary hand signals to represent defeat sandwich

  52. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 8, 2012 9:14 pm

    w
    t
    f
    question mark

  53. Un Punkd permalink
    August 8, 2012 9:18 pm

    colon shock colon semi colon dash close bracket

  54. el gordo permalink
    August 8, 2012 9:37 pm

    its hard giving up full stops and commas

  55. August 8, 2012 9:49 pm

    I no wot u mean.

  56. Alex Sanchez permalink
    August 9, 2012 4:23 am

    NASA photos literally indicate they landed in “Area 51.” I believe it. Area 51 is in Nevada.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/08/curiosity-rovers-home-on-mars-a-powers-of-ten-visual-explainer/260834/

  57. el gordo permalink
    August 9, 2012 7:11 am

    Thanx Alex, very nice.

    Area 51 on earth has other connotations…but of course you’d know that.

  58. el gordo permalink
    August 9, 2012 7:34 am

    “The loss of Curiosity could have meant effectively an end to the US venturing into space for at least a generation, and the keys to the solar system would have been handed to the Chinese. But for now, the Red Planet is firmly in American hands.”

    Hmmm…..

  59. August 9, 2012 8:39 am

    The US government couldn’t get water to the superdome. What on earth makes people think they can deliver a land rover to Mars….?!

  60. August 9, 2012 8:43 am

    Alex is right. The so called photos of the Mars landscape are actually photos of area 51 in Nevada.

  61. August 9, 2012 11:44 am

    So the Yanks have stuck billions of dollars in a hole on mars.
    I guess the poor, homeless and unemployed feel satisfied that they didn`t get bailed out in that sub-prime mortgage collapse.

  62. el gordo permalink
    August 9, 2012 12:45 pm

    Mr land makes a good point, I marvel at the Americans lack of decency and economic common sense. Still…that must be the spirit of free enterprise.

  63. August 9, 2012 1:29 pm

    Who says “ that must be the spirit of free enterprise. “
    Precedents set by so-called democracy`s this generation,
    will really bite chunks out of our next generations arse when China is
    on top. Slave labor, homeless poor, destroy another country for its
    resources (Iraq). No good precedents are being set.
    Anyone bothered?

  64. el gordo permalink
    August 9, 2012 1:38 pm

    ‘Anyone bothered?’

    Naturally we are concerned, but there is little we can do about it.

    Because of the world economic downturn the Chinese are geared to domestic consumption, which bodes well for all our sakes.

  65. August 9, 2012 1:54 pm

    Ahhh yes, my poor wording, sorry.
    Of course citizens/bloggers are concerned.
    I should have included Washington or Canberra in rant,
    those with/in power don`t seem to be bothered.

  66. dea permalink
    August 9, 2012 3:34 pm

    i hate to break it to you but myth buster proved that the moon landing the planting of the flag really happened.. they did their own tests to see what happens when the flag is planted on the surface of the moon and yes it does wave much like the video of the moon landing. quit freaking out that everything is fake and try to believe what is real, if fake ness bothers you so much maybe you should look at your self and see what underlying problem is causing you to out lash and disprove the amazing things humans are able to create and do.

  67. JAWS permalink
    August 9, 2012 4:02 pm

    “Mythbusters ?”

    Personally I liked the episode where they mixed the Coca Cola with the Menthos lollies and the explosive results that followed

  68. armchair opinionator permalink
    August 9, 2012 4:17 pm

    Naturally we are concerned, but there is little we can do about it.

    actually there is, we could all take to the streets and demand an end to neoliberalism, we could demand the economy work for society’s benefit rather than the endless over production and consumption driving profits for the few at the top of the skyscraper.

    we could insist that human services are the first priority of governments and we could value the health, education and caring needs of the population over ‘things’ to possess. i’m sure that would create more jobs in health, education, housing and community planning. the big profits should go to people looking after people as a profitable industry not left as charitable and religious works.

    change the focus from material possessions and the jobs that are forever under jeopardy requiring more and more taxpayer funding to human services delivery. the people are crying out for more money to be put into those areas. change what we value in this life.

    people can still aspire to whatever they want and industry will still be supported but perhaps human needs will become more important than servicing economical needs.

  69. SHAWN permalink
    August 9, 2012 4:44 pm

    BLESS YOU FOR WRITING THIS ARTICLE. I TOLD PEOPLE IT WOULD TAKE A 239 MILE WIDE PARACHUTE TO EVEN HELP BUT IT WON’T EVEN OPEN AT .00016 PSI AT THE SURFACE. WOW….I THOUGHT I WAS GOING NUTS….AND IT’S JUST THE LYING JUDEO MASONIC MAFIA SCREWING AGAIN. HAHAHAHAH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. HAHHAHA

  70. August 9, 2012 5:00 pm

    Hi Shawn.

  71. August 9, 2012 5:08 pm

    “if fake ness bothers you so much maybe you should look at your self and see what underlying problem is causing you to out lash and disprove the amazing things humans are able to create and do.”

    Thanks dea. That’s good advice…

    I don’t know what it is about me that causes me to “out lash” at so many things…

    Maybe there’s just too many things to out lash at…..

  72. August 9, 2012 5:09 pm

    Bless you too Shawn, bless you too.

  73. the joos dunnit permalink
    August 9, 2012 5:15 pm

    shawn makes a lot of sense especially about the judeo masonic mafia

  74. August 9, 2012 5:17 pm

    what even is that….??

  75. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    August 9, 2012 5:24 pm

    HI Shawn, that’s a very interesting perspective.

    Would you like to comment on some of the other threads here? I think you’ll find each of them invigorating.

  76. el gordo permalink
    August 9, 2012 5:53 pm

    ‘what even is that….??’

    ‘The Judeo-Masonic conspiracy is a conspiracy theory involving an alleged secret coalition of a small section of Jews and Masons. These theories were popular on the reactionary right, particularly in France with similar allegations still being published.’

    Source: wiki

  77. TB Queensland permalink
    August 9, 2012 6:49 pm

    WTF! Am I on the right blog? (as in “correct” … I already know its populated by the right wing dregs that no-one else will even contemplate talking to ’cause they just regurgitate the latest LibNits “repeat after me” nonsense … so … they just congregate here and hope some dickhead will wander along and make a silly comment that is opposed to their silly comment and then let battle begin …)

    I was looking for The Daily Trash … AKA The Farnham Report … AKA Gutter Trash? :roll:

  78. el gordo permalink
    August 9, 2012 7:34 pm

    I’ve been telling everyone who cares to listen that TDT is the right faction.

  79. Snowman permalink
    August 10, 2012 2:54 pm

    those are artists renditions idiots.

  80. August 10, 2012 3:01 pm

    Hi Snowman. Welcome. I think I prefer the Judeo-Masonic-Mafia conspiracy myself.

  81. August 10, 2012 3:04 pm

    I anyone else wondering who Ness is, why she would bother anyone, what it is about her that is fake, and whether she perhaps is quite fetching?

    Tom, is she a friend? Was she?

  82. August 10, 2012 3:32 pm

    How do you know they are artists renditions Frosty?

  83. TB Queensland permalink
    August 10, 2012 4:11 pm

    How do you know they are artists renditions Frosty?
    :shock: :shock:

  84. August 10, 2012 4:38 pm

    8-O

    Put UFO’s on a thread & watch the loons zero in.

  85. August 10, 2012 6:10 pm

    “those are artists renditions idiots.”

    Sure Snowman, and you’re made out of ice, right…?

  86. August 10, 2012 6:25 pm

    I bet if you updated the thread with some 911 conspiracy wanks you’d trawl even more loons.

  87. TB Queensland permalink
    August 10, 2012 6:38 pm

    Sure Snowman, and you’re made out of ice, right…?

    At the very least transparent! ;-)

    I bet if you updated the thread with some 911 conspiracy wanks you’d trawl even more loons.

    Nah … that would just attract trolls like, ToM … :lol:

  88. TB Queensland permalink
    August 10, 2012 6:40 pm

    Nah … that would just attract trolls like, ToM …

    I would have included, James, but he swooped in early! hehehe :-)

  89. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 6:51 pm

    ‘Put UFO’s on a thread & watch the loons zero in.’ :-)

    Popular culture, no need to look down your nose at us heretics.

  90. August 10, 2012 6:59 pm

    But I will anyway.

  91. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 7:19 pm

    Please yerself boss.

  92. Think b4 you speak permalink
    August 10, 2012 7:40 pm

    This guy is a moron!! The pictures you have posted on this ignorant rant are of a animated short, made by NASA to show what the rover can do. The actual footage is 18 screenshots of the rover entering mars’s atmosphere. I can’t say wether or not it’s a hoax and honestly I can give 2 fucks. But what I do know is that you sir are an idiot. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but that people tend to forget is that it’s simply that…your opinion and 99% of people don’t give a fuck what you think.

  93. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 7:48 pm

    Is that the best you can do b4?

    Do you have a link for your comment that ’99% of people don’t give a fuck what you think.’

  94. Lamb Chop permalink
    August 10, 2012 7:53 pm

    The sock-puppets new contributors seem nice.

  95. TB Queensland permalink
    August 10, 2012 8:01 pm

    Is that the best you can do b4?

    Some folk have no sense of humour … or sarcasm … either …

    … b4? Oh before! Now I get it …

    This guy is a moron!! Who are you talking about …? There is a number of morons here … and how do you know whoever it is, is a guy … curiouser and curiouser …

  96. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 8:06 pm

    Those contributors are just blowins, attracted by something, but once they feel the vibe of the place they rarely linger. Newcomer 730 is different, well up to speed.

    I’ve been down the big smoke, helping my son find a flat in Darlo or Surry Hills and its expensive living in a shoebox. I’ll have to subsidise him with my pension…the world has turned on its head, it wouldn’t happen in a third world country.

    ——–
    This young journalist has a bright future.

    ‘A public backlash has prompted Virgin Australia to announce it will review its policy barring men from sitting beside unaccompanied children on flights.

    ‘The company was today widely criticised after a Sydney fireman reported his experience of being asked to swap seats because he was sat beside two unaccompanied boys.’

    Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/seat-swap-outcry-moves-virgin-to-think-again-20120810-23y7q.html#ixzz238TN2ON8

  97. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 8:08 pm

    ‘There is a number of morons here …’
    :-)

  98. Mirror man permalink
    August 10, 2012 8:12 pm

    ‘There is a number of morons here’

    One? ;-)

  99. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 8:16 pm

    :-)

  100. August 10, 2012 8:48 pm

    “moron!! The pictures you have posted on this ignorant rant are of a animated short, made by NASA to show what the rover can do.”

    No worries thinkb4, maybe if you have the time I can show you what my rover can do.

  101. James of North Melbourne permalink
    August 10, 2012 9:51 pm

    You, Sir, are an idiot!!!

    *Snort*

  102. James of North Melbourne permalink
    August 10, 2012 9:57 pm

    Upon reflection….

    Reb, it’s quite possible that our guests aren’t so stupid, but more that this particular blog and it’s contributors have achieved a self and mutual awareness such that what we may know to be in jest may not be so clear to outsiders.

    If that’s the case, congratulations!! What an achievement!

    Did I mention the men’s 470s? Tick!! OI!

    Cop that Toilet!

  103. August 10, 2012 9:59 pm

    Hooray for rich twats in tiny sailboats! How proud we must be.

    Outsiders smell like my cats’ leavings.

  104. James of North Melbourne permalink
    August 10, 2012 10:02 pm

    Xenophobe!!

  105. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    August 10, 2012 10:05 pm

    The visitors seem nice.
    ————-
    Anyone here been to an RSL lately? Personally, I find RSL’s broil their sausages a little too long. But really, it’s only food, and why be choosey?

  106. el gordo permalink
    August 10, 2012 10:20 pm

    ‘…what we may know to be in jest may not be so clear to outsiders.’

    The exclusivity comes from the biting wit and in this respect TDT is unique. Any hapless individual who comes this way runs the risk of being mocked mercilessly.

  107. amos ezekiel parris permalink
    August 11, 2012 7:59 am

    Well whoever you are you got to be a real asshole, have no one ever told you of a hover craft? They can stand in one place for a very long time and can move left or right and up. don’t be the asshole you sound like. And stop quoting the bible for a don’t think you understand it at all. here is an old one for you my friend you know what let me give one old and one new. EZEKIEL- CH-1=18 to 21. REVELATION-CH-13=11 to 18. have a blessed day and look to the stars for your sign from GOD and his HOLY ARCHANGELS

  108. James of North Melbourne permalink
    August 11, 2012 8:01 am

    PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ANSWERING THE BLOODY DOOR!!

  109. August 11, 2012 8:05 am

    “I can’t say wether or not it’s a hoax and honestly I can give 2 fucks. ”

    For the love of god, the expression is “can’t give ….”

    Honestly, if you’re going to just stroll in here and make outlandish claims that somehow the so-called “Mars landing” isn’t some kind of elaborate hoax then at least have the decency to get your grammar right. *sigh*

  110. August 11, 2012 8:14 am

    “well whoever you are you got to be a real asshole.”

    Quite possibly. But you must be from the USA, right?

    (we usually say “arsehole” here in Australia, so it’s a bit of a giveaway. Just sayin’)

    “have no one ever told you of a hover craft?”

    It’s “has” not “have” FFS!

    “They can stand in one place for a very long time and can move left or right and up. ”

    But the so called “Mars rover” has wheels. It’s not a hover craft. Or did you mistake “rover” for “hover?”

    Oh my, you really are from the US…

    “don’t be the asshole you sound like.”

    What, and be more like you……?

  111. August 11, 2012 8:29 am

    It`s always nice to hear from NASA Public Relations.
    Thanks for your offerings from Nevada 51, ThinkB4youSpeak.

  112. August 11, 2012 8:33 am

    “And stop quoting the bible for a don’t think you understand it”

    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

  113. public toilet permalink
    August 11, 2012 10:10 am

    I wish the bible-defender had read back up the thread a bit!
    :lol:

    Well done on dredging the loonysphere, ten!

    Very amusement!

  114. public toilet permalink
    August 11, 2012 10:11 am

    Ten=reb…stupid pred txt.

  115. el gordo permalink
    August 11, 2012 10:28 am

    If this bible basher is a mormon type, I’ll be barracking for Obama.

  116. August 11, 2012 10:28 am

    They’re not looneys, they’re Americans!

    USA! USA! USA!!!

  117. TB Queensland permalink
    August 11, 2012 10:31 am

    Well done team … now you’ve pissed off the USA, FFS! Sparta pissed off too and he’s on your side … so to speak … fkn pitiful … and, sreb, of ALL people giving fkn English lessons!

    ++++++++++++++++++

    On another note (think , Encounters of the Third Kind ;-) ) … I have received a message from The Motheship and unfortunately Our Leader has, with deep regret, rejected you request … we simply cannot take asylum seekers so far from our home … and especially from Earth (too messy to look after apparently) …

  118. August 11, 2012 10:38 am

    Why do I get the feeling that “you people” aren’t treating the subject matter of this thread with the seriousness it deserves…

    Unlike these good citizens…

    http://wanbee.org/forums/discussion/14/mars-curiosity-probe-what-is-it-actually-doing

  119. August 11, 2012 10:39 am

    I think we need to have a prayer meeting for TB.

    Forgive him father, cos he knows not wot he is doing. Amen.

  120. public toilet permalink
    August 11, 2012 10:55 am

    And on the eighth day he shat, thus begetting Queensland & its myriad subhuman denizens.

  121. TB Queensland permalink
    August 11, 2012 11:24 am

    Piss Peace be upon thee and all who walk upon thee (Old Martian Proverb)

  122. armchair opinionator permalink
    August 11, 2012 1:14 pm

    Why do I get the feeling that “you people”

    hrrumph, I believe the term is ‘you lot’ ©

  123. August 11, 2012 6:37 pm

    The last hope for Portscum has been sighted on Mars!

  124. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    August 11, 2012 6:42 pm

    El gordo – ” The exclusivity comes from the biting wit and in this respect TDT is unique. Any hapless individual who comes this way runs the risk of being mocked mercilessly.”

    It’s really quite fair here, it’s only those without some type of combination of the wit and intelligence that get mocked.

  125. LiveWire permalink
    August 18, 2012 12:16 am

    Umm, those aren’t “fake” pictures; they’re CGI photos for the primer. You know, the document that proposes what they will do, eventually? They were released far before the project was even started.
    If you had even bothered to read what the parachute did, you’d notice it would only reduce the speed of the craft to about Mach 0.25, from a starting velocity of near Mach 17, so yes, the parachute did something, just not enough to make it land nicely, like on Earth. So even 0.6% atmosphere was like soup at that speed, creating overpressure in the chute and still wanting to escape the parachute, but only being allowed to through a tiny hole or around the edges.
    If you want to disprove it, use science, it’s your best bet. Somehow, I don’t think anyone here has actually taken the requisite flight mechanics, physics, mathematics, and/or engineering AND run the calculations. When you do, post it here.

  126. RoastBeef permalink
    August 18, 2012 2:43 am

    You all can’t possibly believe this

  127. TB Queensland permalink
    August 18, 2012 12:08 pm

    You all can’t possibly believe this

    I suppose you believe they actually landed a spaceship on Mars … next you’ll be telling me that John Carter still has relatives living there … :lol:

  128. August 18, 2012 12:11 pm

    RoastBeef probably believes in evolution & human rights too. Stupid is as stupid does.

  129. August 18, 2012 5:56 pm

    Livewire has clearly lost its calculator.
    The answer of course is 0.12
    Even MIT has confirmed this.

  130. TB Queensland permalink
    August 18, 2012 6:41 pm

    WTF is Livewire? :shock:

  131. Michael permalink
    September 7, 2012 11:24 pm

    fuckin retards!! hahahaha!!! i have tears in my eyes from reading this crap! r u a redneck hillbilly?!! fuck wats ur IQ? 4? thanks man! havnt laughed this hard since the moon landing hoax crap

  132. September 7, 2012 11:43 pm

    “fuckin retards” – “redneck hillbilly” – “fuck wats” – These americanisms are really un-called for Michael. Just enjoy the stories of the 2.5 billion$ `hover-craft` in a hole in Nevada that Nasa studios tell you.

  133. November 15, 2012 3:34 am

    All those who are fully aware that the moon landing was a hoax are certainly aware that the same applies to any so-called “landing” on Venus or Mars…furthermore, thec idea of life on any of these planets is a physics impossibility and patently absurd…

  134. el gordo permalink
    November 15, 2012 7:17 am

    Carl is insightful.

  135. TB Queensland permalink
    November 15, 2012 9:38 am

    Some dickwits are now saying that the sun went out Queensland yesterday! :P

  136. Johhny permalink
    January 10, 2013 2:43 am

    Lol wow…its animated retards lol

  137. January 10, 2013 5:20 pm

    Thanks Johhny, your contribution has been invaluable, but how do you explain the piece of weather balloon the so-called `rover` discovered?

    Of course it is roving around in Nevada-51 Studios, or do you really think NASA has put weather balloons on mars?

  138. el gordo permalink
    January 10, 2013 6:01 pm

    They found a weather balloon at Roswell, is that near Nevada?

  139. TB Queensland permalink
    January 10, 2013 7:24 pm

    They found a weather balloon at Roswell, is that near Nevada?

    You Ossies are so funny … Nevada is on Mars … the 51st State … it’s right next to Arizona – y’know, them green folks …. I’m shipping a case of Wild Turkey and M15′s tomorrow … should make a niice prophet … paraise the lard …

  140. April 7, 2013 11:21 am

    next time they take afghanistan dessery :D

  141. el gordo permalink
    April 7, 2013 12:17 pm

    There is a gentle breeze blowing in Nevada.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/05/curiosity-rover-parachute-mars-wind_n_3016384.html

  142. egg permalink
    May 29, 2013 8:21 pm

    Evidence is mounting that the Mars landing maybe a hoax, as lizard appears out of the blue.

    ‘A science blogger with a keen sense of vision claims to have spotted a lizard meandering around Mars.

    ‘The unknown spotter is from Japan and alerted the website, UFO Sightings Daily, of the unusual sight.

    ‘The rather unbelievable and completely unsubstantiated claim has caused some excitable conspiracy theorists to fear that the NASA could be planting life on the planet for scientific testing.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332516/Sharp-eyed-blogger-excitable-imagination-claims-spotted-LIZARD-Mars.html#ixzz2UfwO7ShA
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  143. egg permalink
    May 31, 2013 7:22 am

    Obviously I’m left speechless…

    ‘Scientists have discovered pebbles on Mars, showing that a stream has flowed on the planet – and giving more weight to the theory that it was once able to support life.

    ‘The rounded pebbles found by the team from Nasa’s Curiosity rover mission, and published in journal Science today, are only formed when they are carried through water over long distances, according to the researchers.

    ‘It is the first time that evidence of sustained water flows on Mars has been uncovered.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2333471/Pebbles-reveal-streams-flowed-Mars–raise-hopes-finding-life-red-planet.html#ixzz2UoTZ5bgC
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  144. TB Queensland permalink
    May 31, 2013 10:13 am

    There is also evidence coming to light from an Indonesian field research team, that they may have found what looks like an alian spacecraft … the hieroglyph’s on the side translate into Chariot of Dog … documents inside are said to name the crew as Adheem and Eeev … another smaller craft, found near the larger one has been dated as arriving much later … its single occupant was named Cheeses … the spacecraft was named Soon of Dog … no evidence of occupants was found in either vehicle … space dimensional maps indicate both vehicles may have originated on Barsoom …

  145. arron chavez permalink
    July 1, 2013 11:40 pm

    A lot of you are fucking idiots.
    >faith in humanity officially lost. :-[

  146. Chaz permalink
    July 19, 2013 11:49 am

    Lmao. “Shocking proof,” that the writer of this blog is a fool – All the pictures in this article – they are supposed to be computer generated! They are meant to represent what’s happening, to the dim-witted majority of this planet, who refuse to read and use their imaginations.
    …And I completely agree with arron chavez

  147. July 19, 2013 11:54 am

    “I completely agree with arron chavez”

    So do I.

  148. egg permalink
    July 19, 2013 12:06 pm

    ‘the spacecraft was named Soon of Dog …’

    Classic

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