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Where are they Now…?

July 2, 2012

From the files of ……  “Where the fk are they now..?”

Our EXCLUSIVE SOURCES can reveal the bizarre truth that many have suspected for years, the so-called “Supreme Leader of Iran,”  Ayatollah Khamenei is alive and well and working as a taxi driver in the outskirts of Melbourne, Victoria.

Well-known for his “political activities,” the Supreme Leader spent more than 15 years in exile for his opposition to the last Shah of Iran.

Somewhat reclusive, especially following reports of his death, Ayatollah Khamenei was spotted just this weekend in the inner-city suburb of Richmond, Victoria – a mere 3 km south-east from Melbourne’s central business district.

Pictured above, the controversial political figure, known for his support of the hostage takers during the Iran hostage crisis and his “fatwa” calling for the death of British Indian novelist Salman Rushdie, was spotted here, driving a taxi in in the IKEA customer car park on Sunday afternoon in Richmond around 3.00pm.

Despite gaining an international reputation as a ruthless dictator, and for human rights violations of Iranians (including his ordering of execution of thousands of political prisoners), the Ayatollah appeared relaxed as he assisted an unsuspecting passenger with his flat pack purchase before driving off without confrontation.

Strange.  But true!

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19 Comments leave one →
  1. July 2, 2012 3:34 pm

    Soooooo……..Reb was shopping at Ikea on Sunday arvo……..

    Shopping for big stuff too, that looks like where you load up the trailer…..

  2. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2012 4:32 pm

    No wonder you were deported from, Taswegia, sreb!

    Talk about vivid imagination!

    I think you’ll find that is actually the uncle of Osama bin Laden – Abdallah bin Laden! 🙄

  3. July 2, 2012 4:36 pm

    No! It’s Osama gon tradin!

  4. July 2, 2012 5:00 pm

    Yes, we were Snacty. I was patiently waiting for the other half to bring the car around, and the next minute this taxi pulls up, and out jumps the driver.

    “Fuck me, it’s the Ayatolah Humaney !!” I thought to myself, and then quickly grabbed a snap to share with you fortunate lot.

    These are the lengths I go to to bring you quality up to the minute news as it happens.

  5. July 2, 2012 5:26 pm

    I admit it’s not a very good photo.

    But it was definitely him.

    He seemed to be in a hurry to load up and fk off. Understandably, one would have to think.

    Why hang around for crowds to start gathering and awkward questions to be asked.

  6. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2012 5:27 pm

    So who put the Ikea flat pack together, Jummy? 🙄

  7. July 2, 2012 5:28 pm

    “So who put the Ikea flat pack together”

    Here’s a hint…

    It wasn’t me.

  8. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2012 5:28 pm

    But it was defifintely him.

    That doesn’t sound very dfentie to me!

  9. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2012 5:30 pm

    It wasn’t me.

    LOL! And you had to tell us that! 😆

    Oh, the tears, the tears, stop the tears! 😆

  10. July 2, 2012 5:34 pm

    Look .

    I’m just an “ideas man”

    A visionary if you will.

    I can see the big picture, and how everything fits together in the grand scheme of things.

    Actual “implementation” (like assembling ikea stuff) is best left to obsessive compulsives who fuss over the small stuff ( like accountants for example, or public servants)

    I think you will find that most other geniuses think along similar lines.

  11. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2012 5:47 pm

    😯

    Does V ever read your posts?

    BTW while geniuses is acceptable for the plebs we “others” use genii … 😉

  12. July 2, 2012 5:50 pm

    “Does V ever read your posts?”

    I sincerely hope not. He occasionally reads ” the headlines,” and then goes back to whatever it is that he was doing…

  13. July 2, 2012 5:51 pm

    Note: my comments shoukd be read with a healthy dose of smilieys thrown in… 🙂

  14. July 2, 2012 5:52 pm

    I am really fkin hating this ipad keyboard!!!!!!!

  15. JAWS permalink
    July 2, 2012 6:02 pm

    “…..is best left to obsessive compulsives who fuss over the small stuff ( like accountants for example, or public servants)”

    “Small stuff” ?

    You aint seen one of my invoices then have ya …………………………… 🙂

  16. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2012 6:17 pm

    … and then goes back to whatever it is that he was doing…

    That’s putting Ikea flat packs together I’m guessing! 😆

    You aint seen one of my invoices then have ya

    Now that really IS disgusting, Wally! 😯

  17. July 2, 2012 7:58 pm

    HE is ARISEN !

    Allah be praised!

  18. public toilet permalink
    July 2, 2012 11:01 pm

    The black cloth helmet makes him look like a real veteran strumpet, Allah be merciful!

  19. July 3, 2012 12:45 am

    I’m just an “ideas man”

    A visionary if you will.

    I can see the big picture, and how everything fits together in the grand scheme of things.

    Actual “implementation” (like assembling ikea stuff) is best left to obsessive compulsives who fuss over the small stuff ( like accountants for example, or public servants)

    I think you will find that most other geniuses think along similar lines.

    Yes, that’s true reb, I’m the same genius type [but I am also just a lowly public servant], I’ve got the grand vision, can see it all playing on the big screen in my head, can even get everyone else enthused and excited about the creation of the masterpiece.

    It’s for others to make it happen. Can’t get bogged down with detail!

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