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2GB Presents: The Alan Jones Caption Competition!

October 1, 2012

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  1. October 1, 2012 12:53 pm

    “It’s not like my advertisers are queuing up to leave me…… Is it…..?”

  2. October 1, 2012 1:07 pm

    Gee Mr.Jones is unattractive.
    He wouldn’t win any Gregory Peck look a like contests.

  3. public toilet permalink
    October 1, 2012 1:38 pm

    Red faced arsehat.

  4. el gordo permalink
    October 1, 2012 1:53 pm

    ‘Admittedly, it was a cheap shot.’

  5. October 1, 2012 1:57 pm

    “She’s a sheila. Emotional. She can’t take a bit of rough and tumble.”

  6. October 1, 2012 2:24 pm

    “So you think that I’m a nasty, vitriolic misogynist with foul-mouthed tendencies? You should meet my mate Tony Abbott!’

  7. Ol' Sancty permalink
    October 1, 2012 2:34 pm

    “I had $50 on the Hawks”

  8. armchair opinionator permalink
    October 1, 2012 2:43 pm

    “If you think I’m actually going to apologise to that f*cking *&^%$#@ who is wrecking the joint, then you’ve got another think coming, f*ck the sponsors and f*ck all of you”

  9. October 1, 2012 3:15 pm

    Better out than in …

  10. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 1, 2012 3:33 pm

    “That tastes a little like Blocker Roach”

  11. October 1, 2012 3:55 pm

    “I’m unAustralian”

  12. you're a gronk alan jones permalink
    October 1, 2012 11:23 pm

    just because your parents may have been embrassed about having you as a son don’t take it out on someone else. you’re a gronk.

  13. Tom R permalink
    October 2, 2012 6:47 am

    Shit Happens!

  14. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 2, 2012 10:44 am

    You’re on the money, TomR! In the same vein, “never trust a fart”.

    Also see Chopper taking him down here:

  15. Ugly BWOOCE is tha Big Boss permalink
    October 2, 2012 4:31 pm

    Nah, nah, nah, Jonesy, maaate, don’t pay any attention to these bored, humourless sheilas, OK?

    What yer should do, at the end of tha day, is have a yarn with moi mate Troy Buswell in Perth, another tip-top bloke who has survived appallin persecution by the AB-bloody-C’s Humourless Sheilas Collective.

    The reality is these chatterin bloomin sheilas have obviously got way too much time on their grubby hands – he subtly readjusts the family jewels – they should get back in the kitchen an make moi dinner, OK?

    Tha bottom line? Go hard Alan, dogs may bark but that flammin circus moves on, OK? Never 4get that the important ppl of this great nation, we’re all on yer side son.

  16. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 3, 2012 3:47 pm

    “I love the taste of pineapple, but it’s the texture that I find most enjoyable”

  17. October 7, 2012 10:03 pm

    ” I miss my Merc, and the cash. “

  18. October 7, 2012 10:10 pm

    ” I`ve been in Less trouble in London`s Public Dunnies “

  19. M. Minnis permalink
    October 9, 2012 3:46 pm

    “Who’s a pretty boy”?

  20. Rob Falconer permalink
    October 18, 2012 7:12 am

    Yes, I am wearing red knickers with white spots on. How did you know?

  21. el gordo permalink
    October 18, 2012 8:26 am

    I nominate Fran Barlow as competition winner with ‘better out than in’.

    Fran never struck me as a witty personality, but she seems to have put in the hard yards on her first visit here.

  22. Harry permalink
    October 22, 2012 10:40 pm

    One can only hope el gordo isn’t judging!

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