2GB Presents: The Alan Jones Caption Competition!
October 1, 2012
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“It’s not like my advertisers are queuing up to leave me…… Is it…..?”
Gee Mr.Jones is unattractive.
He wouldn’t win any Gregory Peck look a like contests.
Red faced arsehat.
‘Admittedly, it was a cheap shot.’
“She’s a sheila. Emotional. She can’t take a bit of rough and tumble.”
“So you think that I’m a nasty, vitriolic misogynist with foul-mouthed tendencies? You should meet my mate Tony Abbott!’
“I had $50 on the Hawks”
“If you think I’m actually going to apologise to that f*cking *&^%$#@ who is wrecking the joint, then you’ve got another think coming, f*ck the sponsors and f*ck all of you”
Better out than in …
“That tastes a little like Blocker Roachâ
“I’m unAustralian”
just because your parents may have been embrassed about having you as a son don’t take it out on someone else. you’re a gronk.
Shit Happens!
You’re on the money, TomR! In the same vein, “never trust a fart”.
Also see Chopper taking him down here:
Nah, nah, nah, Jonesy, maaate, don’t pay any attention to these bored, humourless sheilas, OK?
What yer should do, at the end of tha day, is have a yarn with moi mate Troy Buswell in Perth, another tip-top bloke who has survived appallin persecution by the AB-bloody-C’s Humourless Sheilas Collective.
The reality is these chatterin bloomin sheilas have obviously got way too much time on their grubby hands – he subtly readjusts the family jewels – they should get back in the kitchen an make moi dinner, OK?
Tha bottom line? Go hard Alan, dogs may bark but that flammin circus moves on, OK? Never 4get that the important ppl of this great nation, we’re all on yer side son.
“I love the taste of pineapple, but it’s the texture that I find most enjoyable”
” I miss my Merc, and the cash. “
” I`ve been in Less trouble in London`s Public Dunnies “
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“Who’s a pretty boy”?
Yes, I am wearing red knickers with white spots on. How did you know?
I nominate Fran Barlow as competition winner with ‘better out than in’.
Fran never struck me as a witty personality, but she seems to have put in the hard yards on her first visit here.
One can only hope el gordo isn’t judging!