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EXCLUSIVE REPORT: US GOVT CREATES BARACK OBAMA CLONES FOR NATIONAL SECURITY

January 22, 2013
Was Barack Obama cloned from Michael Jackson's remains..?

Was Barack Obama cloned from Michael Jackson’s remains..?

Reports are emerging that it would have been physically impossible for US President Barack Obama to have been present at his multiple simultaneous second inauguration ceremonies leading many to suspect that the US Government has employed the services of unemployed actors to act as “doubles” for the popular President.

Some have even speculated that “the Illuminati” a secret society consisting of influential members from the upper echelons of society including many successful international business owners, politicians, high court judges and even some media personalities, have orchestrated the entire current political environment in the United States.

“Make no mistake” said one insider we spoke to. “The re-instigation of Barack Obama has been a carefully choreographed stage play where the only people who were surprised by the President’s re-election were the unsuspecting public.”

“The result is so predetermined, so calculated, that even the pretence of an election itself is just one elaborate hoax” he said, on the basis of anonymity.

So what role does Barack Obama play in current events, we asked.

Very little by all accounts, came the response.

“The “real” President hasn’t been seen in public for months”, said our sources.

“The authorities are too afraid that he may fall victim to a terrorist attack.”

“There’s already a war waging in Algeria which many citizens are unaware of.”

“Thanks to the cooperation of Fox News, citizens are only made aware of the so-called “issues” that need concern them.”

“We call them “diversionary tactics” said one Fox News insider.

“It works like this” she said.  “We whip up some controversy about breast feeding in public or some such,” carry  that as our lead-in story for a few days and drag it out with viewers’ polls and talkback. This sort of thing can drag on for months…”

“Meanwhile France is at war and no one is any wiser..!”

But the idea of keeping the President under lock and key for months, surely this is a fabrication, eventually people would find out right?

Not so, according to our sources.

“There are at least seven Whitehouse sanctioned Barack Obama impersonators that we know about,” said a US security detailsman we spoke to.

“The CIA let us know where they are going to be, and at what time, it’s our duty to ensure that they are accorded the same protection as the President, there’s no distinction in that sense,” he said.

But is the US President really a Clone?

We asked the experts.

According to biometric physiology Professor Dernim Stanford the notion is “absurd.”

“To suggest that Barack Obama has somehow been cloned is just the stuff of sci-fi nonsense” he said.  “It would take years to generate a biologically accurate clone of the President and to accurately replicate his physical appearance. It’s simply not possible, even if the DNA material was available.”

But what about plastic surgery?

Could it be possible that multiple operatives as carrying out official duties masquerading as US President Barack Obama under the concealment of plastic surgery?

THE EXPLOSIVE NEW FINDINGS!

We discovered that plastic surgery could be effectively utilised to create “clones” of the US President providing there were willing donors, and our research team only had to journey to Indonesia to interview willing participants in this highly confidential program.

Indonesian Fisherman Samuel Farhid (right) admits he was employed by US govt to play Barack Obama.

Indonesian Fisherman Samuel Farhid (right) admits he was employed by US govt to play Barack Obama.

With thanks to our exclusive sources, The Daily Trash has managed to track down once unemployed Indonesian Fishermen who are now gainfully employed as servants of the US government as undercover operatives perpetrating to be the US President himself – Barack Obama.

“It would be unbelievable if I hadn’t seen it for my own eyes” said the Chief Editor of The Daily Trash.

“The before and after photos are simply uncanny”

"They made me an offer I couldn't refuse" says retired Indonesian farmer Mohammed Asfelt.

“They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse” says retired Indonesian farmer Mohammed Assfelt (pictured right).

“Finally we have the undeniable proof that any number of anonymous individuals are now operating on the world stage masquerading as the US President”.

Clearly this could lead to a situation where world war is unleashed unwittingly on the USA and the rest of the world without anyone knowing about it…!

Friends, this needs to be stopped.

Obviously the team here at TDT are very concerned for our own safety for revealing this highly confidential information that our government doesn’t want you to know about it.

But now that you know the truth, we beg you to share it with your friends.

We don’t know how long this web site may remain online.

In fact, it may already be too late for us.

By the time you’re reading this we could already be dead.

Please don’t let our mission die in vain, share the truth with your friends we beseech you…

 

 

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16 Comments leave one →
  1. Gonski permalink
    January 23, 2013 12:20 am

    Why? Why?

    Reb I know you can do so much better than this.

    (Please take this in the way it’s intended.)

  2. el gordo permalink
    January 23, 2013 7:28 am

    Christ all bloody mighty, give us a break.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/01/21/obama_inauguration_speech_president_brings_god_into_climate_change_fight.html

    ———–

    Gonski is correct, but I remind my colleagues that when I stopped serious drinking I also lost my irreverent wit and sadly it never returned.

    My suggestion… a humorous guest post from TB or 2D for starters.

  3. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 23, 2013 7:44 pm

    Nice to see Sloane Stephens beat Serena Williams.

    Serena is quite ungracious in victory and defeat, and does not show appropriate etiquette on court, according to those who know about such things.

    Venus seems to have a better temperament, but she also seems not to understand that the loser of a match is supposed to shake hands with the umpire first.
    ————-
    Nice photos of Indonesian fishermen too!

    Obama was in Indonesia when he was about 10, are these people related to him? Was he born in Indonesia?

  4. TB Queensland permalink
    January 23, 2013 7:58 pm

    G’day all …

    I have a been given a (relatively) clean bill of health and — I’m-m-m-m ba–a-a-a-c-k

    Apologies to those who thought – “Thank God he’s finally fucking gone” – (’cause I nearly was!!)

    In fact I could have made a bloody mess of the doctors’ surgery when my last blood pressure was taken!

    Anyhoo God always fucks things up and I’m back … happy and “healthy” …

    My reason for posting though is this nonsense …

    I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA WE HAVE A UNIQUE SENSE OF HUMOUR … FUCKING LIVE WITH IT! OR LEAVE!

  5. el gordo permalink
    January 23, 2013 9:14 pm

    Good news TB.

  6. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 23, 2013 9:15 pm

    NIce to see you back TB.

  7. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 23, 2013 9:58 pm

    Uncanny resemblance!

    http://www.ilooklikebarackobama.com/

  8. Bacchus permalink
    January 24, 2013 1:07 am

    Very clever marketing by DS. The “banned” ad will get MUCH more coverage on social media in the demographic it’s aimed at than it would get on TV (and it’s cheaper)

  9. armchair opinionator permalink
    January 24, 2013 1:22 am

    Very pleased to hear of your return TB, I was missing you already, hope your B/P keeps improving 😎

  10. el gordo permalink
    January 24, 2013 6:57 am

    Nice to see baccy here too.

  11. January 24, 2013 7:17 pm

    “Why? Why? Reb I know you can do so much better than this.”

    Why…? Because I can and I don’t really care….

  12. mirrorman permalink
    March 9, 2013 9:07 pm

    Gotcher clones right here

    (Warning: you might be blown away!!!!iiii11111!)

  13. mirrorman permalink
    March 9, 2013 9:17 pm

    not that u moroons wood know a clone from a goppledanger

    HA!!!!!!!!

  14. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    March 9, 2013 10:46 pm

    Good point. I’m always mistaken for Brad Pitt.

  15. March 10, 2013 12:16 am

    our teabags mirror yank teabags

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