Skip to content
Advertisements

EXCLUSIVE: CARDINALS’ GAY SEX ORGIES FORCED POPE TO QUIT!

February 22, 2013
Vatican Priests filmed in underground secret gay sex romp!

Vatican Priests filmed in underground secret gay sex romp!

  • A stunning Daily Trash Exclusive Report!
  • Pope quit after internal investigation exposed Cardinals in gay sex romp orgy parties!
  • Claims of poor health a “convenient smokescreen” say sources.

Thanks to our exclusive sources, we can reveal that Pope Benedict XVI resigned after an internal investigation informed him about a web of blackmail, deceit, corruption and gay sex widespread in the Vatican.

Three cardinals were asked by Benedict to verify allegations of financial impropriety, cronyism and corruption exposed in what is now being dubbed the so-called “VatiLeaks” affair.

On December 17, 2012, they handed the pontiff two red-leather bound volumes, almost 300 pages long, containing “an exact map of the mischief and the bad fish” inside the Holy See.

It was on that day, with those reports on his desk, that Benedict XVI took the decision to quit.

The nature of the secret internal investigation is all about the breach of the sixth and seven commandments – which say “thou shalt not commit adultery” and “thou shalt not steal”.

The cardinals were said to have uncovered an underground gay network, whose members organised secret sexual meetings where rampant gay sex fuelled orgies took place in several venues in Rome and Vatican City, leaving them prone to blackmail.

The secret report also delves into suspect dealings at the Institute for Religious Works (IOR), the Vatican’s bank, where a new chairman was appointed last week after a nine-month vacancy.

The shocking report proved to be the final straw for the ageing pontiff who simply said “fuck this, I’m out of here” [translated].

 

 

Advertisements
24 Comments leave one →
  1. February 22, 2013 11:50 am

    Actually, he was told to resign. As far as the sex orgies are concerned, no investigation was really ever needed in order for the Vatican to have known about them.

  2. 2DT Shock Jock permalink
    February 22, 2013 11:59 am

    “The nature of the secret internal investigation is all about the breach of the sixth and seven commandments – which say “thou shalt not commit adultery” and “thou shalt not steal”….”

    When all these Cardinals sit/convene at the Vatican to elect a new Pope why doesn’t one of them move a private member’s bill to have the above 2 silly commandments amended or at least a few sub-clauses inserted to freshen the whole thing up a bit?

    It would solve a lot of the current problems.

  3. February 22, 2013 12:07 pm

    The lord works, in his representatives underpants, in mysterious ways!

    jeebus would be so proud.

  4. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    February 22, 2013 12:08 pm

    Hang on…the Priest on the right is our local!

  5. February 22, 2013 12:37 pm

    If you’re inclined to regularly visit the local Catholic Church, YomM, then you’ve been keeping that tendency well hidden here, for a number of years.

    Due to the pixellation, it is quite reasonable to imagine that it’s a photo of you, with Fifi on one arm & Lulu on the other?

  6. February 22, 2013 12:45 pm

    “The cardinals were said to have uncovered an underground gay network, whose members organised secret sexual meetings where rampant gay sex fuelled orgies took place in several venues in Rome and Vatican City”

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  7. Tom R permalink
    February 22, 2013 1:20 pm

    I’ve lived in filth, I’ve lived in sin and I still smell cleaner than the shit you’re in
    ..

    There’s plenty bad preachers for the Devil to stoke

  8. February 22, 2013 2:24 pm

    “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

    I was wondering how I could go about getting an invite….

  9. el gordo permalink
    February 22, 2013 2:27 pm

    ‘I was wondering how I could go about getting an invite….’

    Its a private club and it seems you have to be catlick.

  10. February 22, 2013 2:42 pm

    I hear they’re very inclusive.

  11. Rome Inc permalink
    February 22, 2013 10:56 pm

    Very

  12. el gordo permalink
    February 24, 2013 9:43 am

    ‘The Vatican has rubbished Italian media reports alleging the pope’s resignation is linked to a secret dossier claiming there is a ‘gay network’ inside the clergy.

    ‘Italian newspapers have been rife with unsourced reports claiming the secret dossier from three cardinals reveals an underground network of senior clergy who have organised gay homosexual parties and faced blackmail.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2283190/Pope-resigns-Vatican-backlash-dossier-rumours-linking-Church-gay-network-sex-parties.html#ixzz2LlU2cEpB
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  13. February 24, 2013 9:10 pm

    doco, sbs2, invisible war, rape in the us military
    unbelievable amount of people being raped in yank military,
    not just women, men too being raped,
    fascinating to hear men that put their pecker in another man`s arse claiming to be heterosexual

  14. February 24, 2013 9:35 pm

    “fascinating to hear men that put their pecker in another man`s arse claiming to be heterosexual”

    Surely not..!

    How long has this sort of thing being going on….??

  15. February 24, 2013 9:46 pm

    oh yes reb, been going on for decades in yank military according to `doco`, l wonder if it`s one of the `military-secrets` our govt has acquired for adfa

  16. February 24, 2013 9:50 pm

    oh, by the way reb, none of the yank military rapist`s have ever claimed to be `gay`, in fact, one of the rape/military investigators went out of their way to specifically say that gays are not any part of the `rape` problem and the phobic stuff is bullshit

  17. February 24, 2013 10:09 pm

    meanwhile, over at coffee-2 _
    john lord seems to think l`m a right-wing troll
    (fun begins here)
    http://theaimn.com/2013/02/16/the-reluctant-republic/comment-page-1/#comment-3234

  18. February 25, 2013 7:40 am

    we’re all right wing trolls over there…

    Although Miglo has managed to ban most non-Gillard apologists, the rest have decided to self select out.

  19. el gordo permalink
    February 25, 2013 7:46 am

    ‘We thank God for the sun he has given us,’ the Pope said.

    Yes… yes… but what about the scandal?

    ‘The Pontiff also suffered a head wound during an official visit to Mexico last year, which was said to have shaken him.

    ‘Senior church figure Vincenzo Paglia, the Bishop of Terni, has claimed the Pope’s memory had deteriorated and that he suffered from occasional spells of lack of consciousness.’

    How very convenient.

  20. Tom R permalink
    February 25, 2013 7:47 am

    john lord seems to think l`m a right-wing troll

    Has that particular claim been deleted there, or are you pulling a ‘grodo’?

  21. el gordo permalink
    February 25, 2013 7:55 am

    Miglo has a nasty habit of slamming the door in people’s faces he doesn’t like…

    Scaper is still holding his own for the time being.

  22. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    February 25, 2013 8:09 am

    That’s an interesting exchange. Victoria R made the same point to me as an excuse for not having a discussion.

    Does that lot apply their ‘don’t talk to blog names’ rule consistently, or only to those that provide a little challenge?

  23. February 25, 2013 1:31 pm

    l think l get in the same hot-water from rusted-on`s no matter which side yomm, most don`t understand some can strongly dislike the duopoly, but still understand issues.
    =
    tomr, click the link, let page fully load

  24. el gordo permalink
    February 26, 2013 8:09 am

    ‘The leader of Scotland’s Roman Catholics was today ordered by the Pope to step down as a fresh sex scandal swept the Church.

    ‘Cardinal Keith O’Brien, the 74-year-old Archbishop of St Andrews and Edinburgh, was told by Pope Benedict that he must resign now rather than wait until his 75th birthday.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284156/Cardinal-Keith-OBrien-steps-Archbishop-following-allegations-inappropriate-behaviour.html#ixzz2LwnEXyNM
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Go on say something, you'll feel better...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: