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March 30, 2013
  • Shocking new proof shows unholy alliance between US Govt and Alien Life Forms!
  • “Shape Shifting” Alien captured on film for first time ever!
  • Govt attempts to discredit proof with rumour and innuendo!!

The Whitehouse has been forced into an embarrassing backdown after stunning new footage emerged on the internet of a “malformed humanoid” operating as part of the US President’s security detail at a public function on March 4.

Rumours have been circulating for decades that the US Government is secretly cooperating with Alien life forms as part of a negotiated agreement designed to maintain civil law and order while allowing for a two-way exchange of information, technology and scientific dialogue between Western society and “the visitors.”

The agreement was struck in 1960 after the US Government expressed fears that civil unrest and chaos would ensue if the public became aware that aliens walked amongst us. The US government and Defence Forces acknowledge that they lack the military might and technological know-how to defeat the alien invaders and and as such we are locked in an unholy alliance that sees Western society effectively held to ransom at our peril.

Many conspiracy theorists have maintained that this relationship exists however for the first time we have the final proof caught on film.

The extraordinary footage shows a tall “malformed humanoid” figure scanning the guests at a public event attended by US President Barack Obama on March 4.

The humanoid, who appears to be part of the President’s security detail, behaves in a bizarre agitated manner, moving assertively from side-to-side as if in a heightened state of alert.

The bizarre behaviour is inconsistent with normal standards of behaviour for Presidential security personnel who are trained to blend into the crowd and remain inconspicuous.

"Not one of us" says Presidential Security Guard

“Not one of us” says Presidential Security Guard

One security guard we spoke to confirmed that the “alien” was not part of their security detail and was unable to confirm which department he worked for.

In the wake of the new footage, the Whitehouse has been forced to respond to the public concern over the footage with a lighthearted refutal.

However, it is clear that many of us now know the truth, and we demand answers.

This simply isn’t going to go away!



19 Comments leave one →
  1. el gordo permalink
    March 30, 2013 12:38 pm

    Great spoof!

  2. el gordo permalink
    March 30, 2013 1:14 pm

    Been laffing like mad since this post went up, Obama and Bush are also sighted as reptilian.

  3. TB Queensland permalink
    March 30, 2013 7:12 pm

    It’s no spoof, egg … my friends in the USA are convinced!

    One of them even suggested that Michael Jackson was actually a shape shifter and worked for the government! He’s not really dead … he was compromised and they had to give him a new identity!

    This bloke could be Michael J!

  4. el gordo permalink
    March 30, 2013 7:26 pm


  5. March 30, 2013 7:39 pm

    It’s a harbinger of death, sent down because Obama the muslim hasn’t properly condemned gay marriage.

  6. TB Queensland permalink
    March 30, 2013 8:03 pm

    because Obama the muslim hasn’t properly condemned gay marriage.

    Out of his hands now and with the Supreme Court and we know what they do with their hand … πŸ™‚

  7. May 20, 2013 8:37 am

    Get a life.

  8. May 20, 2013 9:19 am


  9. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2013 10:05 am


  10. egg permalink
    May 20, 2013 10:34 am


  11. arron chavez permalink
    July 1, 2013 11:15 pm

    Well, I believe this. The government has been plotting to let aliens invade and kill us in mass numbers so our population can been more controllable. It’s a basic social darwinism tactic, kill the weak so the strong survive.

  12. July 1, 2013 11:54 pm

    Welcome Arron,
    lt is always good to have a fellow Teabag pay us a visit.
    God Bless.

  13. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2013 9:37 am

    G’day Arron!

    You’re dead ( πŸ™„ ) right and there IS evidence … in fact there is video evidence!

  14. Evil Walrus permalink
    July 2, 2013 9:58 am

    “It’s a basic social darwinism tactic, kill the weak so the strong survive.”

    And what do you find troubling about that ?

  15. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2013 10:28 am

    LOL! πŸ˜†

  16. TB Queensland permalink
    July 2, 2013 10:30 am

    You’re bad, Wally … I just pissed myself (not really – I’m not that worn out yet!) … best comment you’ve made all year!

    Platinum! πŸ™„

  17. egg permalink
    July 2, 2013 10:37 am

    Its certainly the funniest thing he’s said this financial year.

  18. Walrus permalink
    November 28, 2013 6:23 pm

    Oh……………………..OK then

  19. April 6, 2016 8:53 pm

    I believe that the geo engineering of this planet via CHEMTRAILS=New global warming -crisis- is the reptilian agenda (demons) carried out by greedy humans,,the bilderburg group released the statement,,we have passed the tipping point!!! They r the elites lie machinery!

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