Bronwyn Bishop “Delighted” to Restore Dignity to Parliament
Minister for Kerosene Baths and assertive Eastern Suburbs socialite Bronwyn Bishop is thrilled to be Tony Abbott’s choice for incoming Speaker of the House when Parliament reconvenes under an Abbott led Government.
“Tony Abbott said I’d have an important job in an Abbott-led government, so I’m positively delighted and thrilled that this has eventuated…” Ms Bishop told Gutter Trash reporters earlier today.
“Someone has to restore certain standards of etiquette and decorum in the house of representatives and I am the perfect candidate to take on this responsibility…”
Ms Bishop’s credentials read like a cavalcade of the who’s who of Sydney’s Eastern suburbs, and she enjoys a well-earned reputation as one Australia’s most sophisticated socialites.
Ms Bishop graduated from the June Dally-Watkins School of Etiquette in 1946 with Honours and gained prominence for her enthusiastic poetry recitals often convened for select individuals at private parties and industry functions.
In addition to Speaker of the House, Ms Bishop is President of the Royal Doulton Preservation Society and Chairthing of the Victorian Pearl Necklace Appreciation Society.