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Scott Morrison Launches Bizarre Country & Western Album on ITunes!

November 14, 2013





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  1. November 14, 2013 5:22 pm

    Now digitally re-mastered to make more moolah!
    Bonus Tracks Include:
    Refugee Boats Are Coming (There’s Incarceration Tonight) b/w. Who Let The Nogs Out?
    Eleventy Is The Loneliest Number / w. Joe Hockey guest vocals.
    Puppets On A String / w. Rupert Murdoch guest vocals and Largerphone.
    Stormy Weather / w. Greg Hunt guest vocals.
    I Got Rhythm Method w. George Pell and Tear-arse Tony guest vocals and frangers.
    Aint I’m A Dog / w. Chris Pyne guest vocals.
    I Dont Wanna Talk About It / w. Angus Campbell guest vocals and mono-syllables.

  2. November 14, 2013 5:24 pm

    Before I put the boot in…is he really a biblethumping niggerboatperson-catcher?

    So much to dislike.

  3. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 14, 2013 5:43 pm

    There are only two types of music: rock and roll. Or was that death and metal?

  4. November 14, 2013 5:45 pm

    “Eleventy Is The Loneliest Number”


  5. November 14, 2013 5:46 pm

    Yes boss, he’s part of the Hillsong brigade…

  6. November 14, 2013 5:47 pm

    Death & Metal it is then!

  7. November 14, 2013 5:50 pm

    Hillsong, eh?

    I gotta say, I have much more respect for the ‘traditional’ churches, rightly or wrongly. Possibly biased from having lived within the Institution during my ‘formative’ years.

    I mistrust all of the flash & bang & make it up as you go along, of the ‘new’ congregations. Too geared towards predatory profiteering & feeding off of the ‘vibe’ (like KISS raping their fans again with the LAST EVER world tour .

  8. November 14, 2013 5:58 pm

    Hillsong are also into the “greed is good” mantra, which sits comfortably with the middle classes of the Hill’s district.

  9. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 14, 2013 6:09 pm

    Glossolalia is good for you!

  10. November 14, 2013 6:21 pm

    Maybe it is, but I’m not very adept at tricking myself into believing that the ‘mood’ is real. I get the group singin’&a’clappin’ psychosis part of it. I’m just very cynical about the Theatre & the motives of the personalities at the top of the pyramid…although, I guess it reels em in.

    The ‘traditional’ churches may have ‘history’ & tradition behind them; but ‘entertainment’ they ain’t (another reason why I ‘trust’ them more). Their business model for ‘recruiting’ is broken as fuck. That makes them quaint & charming (until they try & exert any sort of influence over me.

  11. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 14, 2013 6:35 pm

    “‘entertainment’ they ain’t”

    You need to find one with a nice big organ and a decent choir.

  12. November 14, 2013 6:50 pm

    “You need to find one with a nice big organ”

    That’s always been my motto.

  13. November 14, 2013 6:56 pm

    I was kinda being facetious, I suppose. I do well remember the singin&adancin bit from boarding school. I could probably still do El Shaddai et al by rote.

    It’s perfectly natural for humans to become enraptured by the buzzing & the singing & the drinking of blood altar wine & the positive peculiar atmosphere. Especially the young &/or easily impressionable.
    By the end of four years, I just stayed in my seat, rather than rising & kneeling & genuflecting & going up for (what I, as a ‘heathen’, considered to be condescending [no watered down plonk for unbelieving scum like Sir]) a ‘blessing’ from the priest. I’m prescient enough to realise that it was all generally well intentioned, however.

    Not too many of them weren’t a bit bent out of shape by me remaining in my seat. It takes a little bit of IDON”TGIVEAFUCKWHATYOUTHINKOFME to deflect the collective discomfort of any Hive.

  14. TB Queensland permalink
    November 14, 2013 6:56 pm

    I must tell you of our Christmas Luncheon today … amazing stuff …


    Our friends (wot live just behind us) and The Minister and I … buy Gold lotto tickets every week, they buy every Wednesday, we every Saturday (ours have been the same numbers for 45 years – still waiting for the big ‘un!) …

    A few years ago we agreed to share the profits equally (dangerous I know and they are catliks but we have known ’em for over 30 years — 😉 ).

    Anyhoo, we go out for Christmas lunch on the winnings … this year we did well 😯 and won $300 …

    … after discussing alternatives, my mate said he would like to try teppenyaki … we’d been before but thought that was a cool idea …

    The Lunch

    So there was we four and then a group of eight women turned up, five of them sisters … and then a male/female couple in their fifties arrived, all strangers to us …

    Halfway through lunch the husband of the couple offered to buy everyone around the teppenyaki bar a drink … and the cocktails started to come out … we initially said thanks but no thanks …

    … as it turned out it was the birthday of the wife of the last couple …

    … anyway, my mate had somehow ordered cocktails for our two ladies … they shared one of the monsters … he had the other … my mate and I had shared a bottle of wine but I had only had one glass … so I bought another glass of wine as the others cooed and crowed over the cocktails …

    The Bill

    When I called for the bill, it showed $6.80 … $6.80 ????

    The birthday couple had paid the bill for everyone sitting at the teppenyaki bar (in our case over $300!!!) ’cause they had enjoyed the lunch so much … we’d done the happy birthday candles, lots of laughs photos etc …

    The $6:80 was for the drink I’d ordered after he paid.

    Merry Christmas!!!!! 🙄

  15. November 14, 2013 7:00 pm

    20+ years later & some of them are still very close friends. Religion has very little to do with a person’s merit. Each to their own. (except gimmicky shit like Hillsong)

  16. November 14, 2013 7:10 pm

    You got a free lunch, so what are you whinging about you Yorkshire git!

  17. TB Queensland permalink
    November 14, 2013 8:03 pm

    Whose whinging? Yer silly, Jummy! 😆

    Blew me away! I thought the $6.80 was a mistake … not whinging AT ALL!

  18. November 14, 2013 8:12 pm

    So why the rolled eyes? There’s no pleasing you pommy cnuts… 😉

  19. TB Queensland permalink
    November 14, 2013 8:34 pm

    Less of the pommy! Yer Scots git! 😉

  20. TB Queensland permalink
    November 14, 2013 9:03 pm

    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

  21. TB Queensland permalink
    November 14, 2013 9:04 pm

    A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.

    When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

  22. November 15, 2013 5:21 pm is putting the boot into Morrison. So much for the Rupert conspiracies…

  23. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    November 16, 2013 2:44 pm

    Speaking of conspiracies – it’s entertaining that “some” serious bloggers are now so bereft of political points and debating subjects that they’re now “trolling” for a response, making up stuff to get a debate, for example, the notion that Abbott gets his answers via an earpiece.

    They’re past the bottom of the barrel – drunk the contents, consumed the dregs and have started chewing on the aged oak.

  24. egg permalink
    November 16, 2013 3:39 pm

    They are a woeful lot, if not for the occasional contrarian wandering in the place would be completely dead.

  25. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    November 16, 2013 11:37 pm

    Just confirming that the dills continue to insist that Abbott has getting answer prompts via a hearing aid during his interview with Leigh Sales.

    It is incredible that “serious” bloggers are willing to confirm that they are bullshit artists.
    I’ve had a nice 2002 Barossa cab sav with veal this evening. Between necking the bottle of Moet, Fifi commended the service too!

    There’s plenty to be said for BYO.

  26. November 17, 2013 7:35 am

    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘Shelton has his knickers all in a big fundie twist over Dan Savage in this week’s stirring call to vigilance sent to the ACL’s email list.’ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘we’re talking about Lyle Shelton here and Lyle’s day job is trying to convince politicians that gay people are a threat to straight people’s marriages.’ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    Guffaw. Another phobic crank has set Jacob off.

  27. egg permalink
    November 17, 2013 8:14 am

    Abbott gives two more patrol boats to the Indonesians to round up asylum seekers, but good police work is the way to a better outcome.

    ‘Sri Lankan police told Fairfax the smashing of the country’s most sophisticated people smuggling ring – which only existed with the involvement of Sri Lankan navy members – has led to the precipitous drop in boat arrivals.

    ”Thirty-one people in this ring have been arrested so far, and the number of people leaving on boats has dropped 90 per cent.”

    ‘Sri Lanka police expect to make more arrests, including of more active navy members.’

    Read more:

  28. Sparta of Phoenix, AZ USA permalink
    November 17, 2013 8:27 am

    Interesting Egg…

    Makes the whole thing seem a bit of a sham if you ask me….Or shall I say “racket”!

  29. egg permalink
    November 17, 2013 8:40 am

    Journalists will do anything for a story, but the good news is that Abbott has cured this festering sore.

  30. November 17, 2013 4:26 pm


    If you say so! 🙄

    All the arsehat has done is obscure the ‘festering sore’ from public scrutiny & snowballing disdain.

    I believe, Winston Smith, would have called it, The Memory Hole.

  31. egg permalink
    November 17, 2013 5:01 pm

    Winston knows shit, our supreme leader says arrivals are down 90% and who am I to disagree?

  32. November 17, 2013 6:41 pm

    “the way it put an end to its three decade long civil war.”

    With the Sword.

    Jesus fucking wept.

    Tony Abbott rationalised like a ‘True Statesman ‘.

  33. November 17, 2013 6:42 pm

    A willing lickspittle?

    Winston was prescient & learned the hard way.

  34. November 17, 2013 6:43 pm

    comment @ 6:41 may have been on the wrong thread…reposting on ‘torture’…

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