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Have yourself a Trashy Little Christmas!

December 23, 2013

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Hi friends,

As we approach the end of yet another year, I would like to thank youse all for your fun, friendship and contributions over the last twelve months.

It’s been an eventful year, and no doubt next year will be full of its own surprises.

John Howard once said that the times would suit him, and indeed they did, right up until the point that they didn’t.

Whether Tony Abbott goes on to endure the same longevity remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt it.

Anyway, I don’t want this message to be sidetracked by our political differences.

Happy Christmas everyone!

cheers

reb.

 

 

 

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87 Comments leave one →
  1. December 23, 2013 9:30 pm

    The same to you and the ones you love Reb.

  2. December 23, 2013 9:34 pm

    Thank you Edward.. You too… 🙂

  3. egg permalink
    December 23, 2013 9:55 pm

    All the best Blogmasta.

    Noticed Virgin is going to supply free meals on some flights between Sydney and Melbourne, then I found this.

    ‘A Ryanair flight attendant allegedly launched an angry tirade at a passenger, screaming ‘F*** off’, after the man rejected a ‘rip-off’ snack.

    ‘Nadir Morris was shocked when the steward asked for £4.20 in return for two crackers and a piece of cheese, The Sun reported.

    The father-of-two politely returned the snack but was met with the livid response, it was claimed.

    ‘A male flight attendant repeatedly screamed ‘F*** you’ at passenger Nadir Morris after he politely refused a ‘rip off’ snack. File picture

    ‘Mr Morris, told The Sun, the steward immediately retaliated, telling him: ‘This money helps pay for your cheap flights.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528273/F-What-Ryanair-steward-repeatedly-screamed-passenger-handed-rip-4-20-cheese-crackers.html#ixzz2oIHqnu00
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  4. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    December 23, 2013 10:20 pm

    Yeah…season’s greetings

  5. December 23, 2013 10:38 pm

    Fuck Xmas…but best of luck to all here.

    Hopefully most of y’all are getting a few days off to catch up with your nearest & dearest.

    fuck you, I’m from Texas

  6. December 23, 2013 11:48 pm

    Greydon says Happy Holidays!!!11!!1!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Dianne permalink
    December 24, 2013 5:14 am

    Ah the humanity as someone here says often.

    All that is missing is the antlers.

    Up early for a day of Christmas toil.

    I have decided there are two groups of people at this time: those who provide Christmas cheer and those who tuck in the napkin and receive.

    Guess which type finds herself in the kitchen at 5 am?

    But I am currently fortifying self with fav breakfast. Lightly charred white with Vegemite.

    Again Happy Christmas all and thanks for making me laugh.

    May enlightenment fall upon Egg in the coming year.

  8. Dianne permalink
    December 24, 2013 5:15 am

    Are the antlers

  9. egg permalink
    December 24, 2013 7:43 am

    ‘May enlightenment fall upon Egg in the coming year.’

    Don’t you worry about me sweetheart.

  10. Dianne permalink
    December 24, 2013 8:44 am

    Someone must.

  11. TB Queensland permalink
    December 24, 2013 10:41 am

    Hope everyone here enjoys the holiday break … already had our family breakfast … lovely day … no brawls everyone in a good mood (for a change) 😉

    That means I have my chrissy present … a special request – to deal with the crows …

    Go ahead make my day!

  12. TB Queensland permalink
    December 24, 2013 10:44 am

    Anyway, I don’t want this message to be sidetracked by our political differences.

    What political differences? We have political differences? Who has political differences?

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Seriously, sreb, many thanks for sticking this blog up and keeping the radicals in line … luv yer work!

    Special thanks to you and V who must be one of the most patient people in the world! 😛

  13. GOD ( The Real and Original One.........Dont Be Fooled by Non Pork Eating Cheap Copies) permalink
    December 24, 2013 10:45 am

    I presume all of you deniers of my existence will be working tomorrow and Boxing Day. It would be very hypocritical to take a day off on a Public Holy-Day if you dont really Believe.

    Dont forget I do love you all so so very very much and will one day welcome you into my Kingdom…………………………………..otherwise I will cast you into the burning fires of Hell for an eternity of pain…………………..because I love you so much

  14. Dianne permalink
    December 24, 2013 11:29 am

    God – you are being naughty. You well know that Beelzebub’s Char Grill has been shut down.

    I don’t know where all the former denizens have gone. Mmmm surely not the other place.

  15. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    December 24, 2013 11:31 am

    Are you related to Santa? He seems to hit the mark, with the “Presents Now” approach.

    The “Wait till you’re Dead” line isn’t really very festive.

  16. GOD( The Real and Original One......Dont Be Fooled by Cheap Non Pork Chop Eating Copies) permalink
    December 24, 2013 11:44 am

    “Are you related to Santa? He seems to hit the mark, with the “Presents Now” approach. ”

    Santa’s not f**king coming this year according to the Bolsheviks Scum at Greenpeace.

    The North Polar Ice Cap melted and flooded his toy warehouse and drowned the f**ing reindeer

  17. egg permalink
    December 24, 2013 1:17 pm

    On this solemn occasion perhaps we should discuss Bethlehem and the avatar. This apparent fiction needs to be put to rest, so that men all around the country no longer need to hang round outside of shops while their better halves are making merry inside.

    Gathering doesn’t come easy to hunters.

  18. egg permalink
    December 24, 2013 5:08 pm

    Avatar Seeing Lara Bingle

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2528225/Lara-Bingle-goes-topless-VERY-racy-Instagram-snap-taken-boyfriend-Sam-Worthington.html#ixzz2oMz1r1D2
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  19. Splatterbottom permalink
    December 24, 2013 5:40 pm

    Merry Christmas to all. Ho Ho Ho. Ma the fat man come down your chimneys tonight!

  20. TB Queensland permalink
    December 24, 2013 7:17 pm

    I presume all of you deniers of my existence will be working tomorrow and Boxing Day. It would be very hypocritical to take a day off on a Public Holy-Day if you dont really Believe.

    More BS … neither Christmas Day nor Boxing Day are actually christian nor religious … more stealing by the dogbothers …

  21. TB Queensland permalink
    December 24, 2013 7:25 pm

    Ma the fat man come down your chimneys tonight!

    CHIMNEY! I live in the sub-tropics … more discrimination!

    HO! HO! HO!

  22. egg permalink
    December 24, 2013 9:09 pm

    Pagan rituals had to be absorbed, the Romans gave the Christians hell when they realised they were more than just a Jewish sect.

    I’ll be working at Trash and I still have my day job, so no church for me.

  23. IPA permalink
    December 24, 2013 10:01 pm

    Good to know someone’s minding the store.

  24. egg permalink
    December 24, 2013 10:30 pm

    Apparently I don’t have a life.

  25. December 24, 2013 10:41 pm

    Who knew. 🙄

  26. Walrus permalink
    December 24, 2013 10:50 pm

    Egg

    Tonight’s your night….!

    If you hang out in a barn…… You might get laid

    Merry Christmas All

    🙂

  27. TB Queensland permalink
    December 24, 2013 11:16 pm

    Tonight’s your night….!

    Wally, the Roman Tax Collector … crewcifixion?

    🙂

  28. Walrus permalink
    December 24, 2013 11:19 pm

    Hehehehehe

    That’s moi

    Merry Christmas TB

  29. Walrus permalink
    December 24, 2013 11:21 pm

    I just watched the Life of Pi on Foxtel.

    I understand why people who have smoked a few cones and swallowed a pill or 2 would like it.

  30. Meta permalink
    December 25, 2013 6:48 am

    (Merry Xmas and a happy, safe, and prosperous New Year, one and all!)

  31. December 25, 2013 9:14 am

    So Meta can speak plain English after all…..!

    #theresalwaysafirsttimeforeverything

  32. TB Queensland permalink
    December 25, 2013 11:29 am

    Chuckle … @ sreb …

    Ta, Walter, is the Pi as boring as it looks? (never watched it)

    Speaking of films – I watched Elysium a couple of nights ago … not one of Matt Damon’s best …

    … and reeks of District 9 (I didn’t realise the link till the credits rolled) …

    … and silliness – an undercover agent with a very strong Afrikaner accent in the middle of American/Spanish accents … yeah …

    Very wishy washy script too … never sure just who/what the film was about …

    Score: ?

  33. egg permalink
    December 25, 2013 10:32 pm

    ‘FRANCIS of Assisi, the early 13th century Italian saint invented the first crib. The Christmas image we take for granted had not existed before then.’

    Cardinal Pell / Daily Terror

  34. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 7:05 am

    St Francis was an Image Maker of celestial calibre.

    Until I read the Archbishop Pell quote I had had no idea that St Francis had invented the crib.

    He took a complex, metaphysical idea, distilled it to essential essence and popularized it.

    How evocative and meaningful it must have been to illiterate folk in 13th century Italy.

    It has stayed with us through the centuries.

  35. egg permalink
    December 26, 2013 7:20 am

    Frank wasn’t a bad script writer.

  36. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 7:32 am

    And Pope John Paul declared him to be the patron saint of ecology.

    St Francis had ideas about the environment that were centuries ahead of his time.

    He is a very attractive figure.

  37. December 26, 2013 7:56 am

    And to think, if only he had patented the pram Frank would be loaded by now. That’s the thing with Christians, no sense of foresight.

  38. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 8:41 am

    Donkeys are much nicer than prams Reb.

    For some reason the donkey takes its place beside the alley cat tabby as my absolute fave animals. And the frilled neck lizard and Tasmanian devil. There must be a connection I have failed to recognise.

  39. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 8:44 am

    I think it may be because they are essentially fringe dwellers and fierce when goaded.

  40. egg permalink
    December 26, 2013 9:08 am

    ‘General Peter Cosgrove is set to become the next governor-general of Australia.’

    Safe choice.

  41. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 9:15 am

    I would like a GG who walked on wild side.

    We always opt for ‘safe’ in this country. Oh the tedium of certainty!

  42. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    December 26, 2013 10:21 am

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

    Now for surf, reading and eating every day for a week or 2 or 3. Pleasant monotony.
    ————–

    I would like a GG who walked on wild side.

    Christopher Pyne?

  43. TB Queensland permalink
    December 26, 2013 10:27 am

    Now didn’t JC sleep in a manger? Not a crib … as the carol goes … “Away in a manger no crib for a bed ..”?

    Just sayin’ …

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Cosgrove would be a good choice … nice way for him to cap his career off … from Lt in VN (won the MC) to General … my son served in E Timor under Cosgrove … and, as the “manager”, served him beers a couple of times at his unit’s tiny wet canteen … a Digger’s officer by all accounts …

    Would be even nicer if it was the last GG before we had a President … 🙂

    Just hopin’ …

  44. TB Queensland permalink
    December 26, 2013 10:29 am

    “Safe choice”

    Don’t count on that with our Pete … quite outspoken he is … still, egg, wrong you are in many things ….

  45. egg permalink
    December 26, 2013 10:38 am

    ‘egg, wrong you are in many things ….’

    Care for a boxing day biff?

  46. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 10:49 am

    Keating would be a great GG.

  47. egg permalink
    December 26, 2013 11:09 am

    Keating would be an excellent candidate for the first president of the republic.

  48. Dianne permalink
    December 26, 2013 11:30 am

    A GG appointment would be a fine stepping stone.

  49. egg permalink
    December 26, 2013 11:47 am

    The government picks a GG, its not the people’s choice, so Keating is not in the running on this occasion.

  50. December 26, 2013 1:47 pm

    Better late than never wishing you all a Fiberal and inane free festivas.

  51. TB Queensland permalink
    December 26, 2013 7:10 pm

    Care for a boxing day biff?

    Chuckle …

    Actually, RP, its quite noticeable that the the most antagonistic of “Fiberals” have not bothered to wish the season’s greetings … (the exceptions are noted BTW!)

    Must be busy handing out Christmas cheer and pressies at the local churches … 🙄

    What would JC think?

  52. December 26, 2013 10:30 pm

    Good point TB, I recon he would punch the satan outa pell

  53. egg permalink
    December 27, 2013 7:50 am

    ‘Superheroes are being replaced by biblical figures in a series of Hollywood blockbusters to be released next year.

    ‘The films mark a U-turn by movie-makers who appear to be reaching out to America’s evangelical heartland.

    ‘Releases include Mary Mother of Christ starring 16-year-old Israeli-born actress Odeya Rush.

    ‘A synopsis of the film reads: ‘It is a part of Mary, Joseph and Jesus’s life that has not been shown before.

    ‘Under the reign of terror of Herod the Great and against all odds, they survive as young parents in one of the most trecherous times in history.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529521/Hollywood-reaches-Americas-evangelical-heartland-release-biblical-blockbusters-2014.html#ixzz2ocG4pkus
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    guffaw

  54. Walrus permalink
    December 27, 2013 5:23 pm

    “And to think, if only he had patented the pram Frank would be loaded by now”

    Everytime I see a pram being pushed accross a busy Sydney road I also see a gigantic design flaw.

    Does it not seem rather odd that the pram/baby is the very first thing pushed out onto the tarmac of a busy road ?

  55. TB Queensland permalink
    December 27, 2013 7:00 pm

    Under the reign of terror of Herod the Great and against all odds, they survive as young parents in one of the most trecherous times in history.’ </i.

    You could almost rewrite history here, egg ….

    Under the reign of terror of Abbott & The Acolytes and against all odds, they survive as young parents in one of the most trecherous (sic) times in history.’

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Hear! Hear! Wally!

    Been sayin’ the same thing for years (quite a few actually 😉 ) …

    … and modern parents are the most distracted, incompetent, irresponsible I’ve ever experienced … from my grandparents (born in the 19th Century) … to my own Gen Y kids …

  56. egg permalink
    December 27, 2013 7:08 pm

    ‘You could almost rewrite history here, egg ….’

    True, religious history is going to be revamped with special effects.

  57. TB Queensland permalink
    December 27, 2013 7:45 pm

    Nothing is new … (Egyptian guide)

  58. egg permalink
    December 27, 2013 7:53 pm

    As its all fiction, it can be easily rearranged.

    When toilet gets back we could write a synopsis, including the Judas gospel by the Gnostics, then place the whole thing in a modern setting to cut down on costs.

    Might start with the three wise men…

  59. TB Queensland permalink
    December 27, 2013 8:17 pm

    Might start with the three wise men…

    Therein lies the first two problems …

  60. egg permalink
    December 27, 2013 8:34 pm

    The maji were from Persia, Zoroastrians, I don’t have a problem with that. Matthew’s author was probably making shit up, but we could spin a better yarn.

  61. December 28, 2013 5:57 pm

    “I presume all of you deniers of my existence will be working tomorrow and Boxing Day. It would be very hypocritical to take a day off on a Public Holy-Day if you dont really Believe.”

    Utter , UTTER bullshit!

    A religious meme which bears no scrutiny whatsoever.

    Presupposes the date & the ‘festival’ were exclusively Christian in origin.

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  63. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    December 28, 2013 7:41 pm

    Congratulations! I won a £million a while ago! But despite my correspondence, I haven’t seen it.

    I’m sure it will turn up, I provided all the info

  64. TB Queensland permalink
    December 28, 2013 8:35 pm

    Oh dear! The “lottos” of nothing …

    Closer to home the pollies are helping The Robber Barons as usual … robing the poor to give to the rich … note the word “retrospective” another “rule” broken by a Liberal Government …

    http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/new-workers-compensation-law-changes-described-as-cruel/story-fnii5s3x-1226790874230

  65. Dianne permalink
    December 29, 2013 6:47 am

    Beards are back boys. Oh no!

  66. Dianne permalink
    December 29, 2013 7:39 am

    I think tartan is too. What next. Please dear God. Not the body shirt or shoulder pads. Frizzy perms. Bermuda shorts for gentlemen with suit coats, ties and briefcase. Short shorts. I am feeling queasy.

  67. December 29, 2013 7:52 am

    “Beards are back”

    I have noticed this disturbing trend too.

    It’ll be paisley next, and Jesus sandals.

  68. Dianne permalink
    December 29, 2013 8:03 am

    Paisley on men is not good Reb. Goes with Manbags. Oh please>#{.>*+¥

  69. Dianne permalink
    December 29, 2013 8:42 am

    Velveteen, sateen, ruffles.

  70. TB Queensland permalink
    December 29, 2013 10:55 am

    WTF’s wrong with sandals and paisley? Unless you live in Mexico where it never gets above 5 degrees C … 😯

    And I only shave when I have to go out these days! Once a year! 😆

  71. Dianne permalink
    December 29, 2013 10:56 am

    You are set for splendor Teeb. Display yourself!

  72. December 29, 2013 4:38 pm

    I bet TB has a manbag.

    You know, to keep his Tabac in.

    And Cancer Council sunglasses.

  73. December 29, 2013 5:06 pm

    Nothing wrong with paisley!!

  74. December 29, 2013 5:15 pm

    Mr-Rabbit is giving us a `tax`/charge to our doctor visits as an Xmas present.

  75. Dianne permalink
    December 29, 2013 6:14 pm

    Funny Reb.
    Ricky – paisley has never looked so fetching.

  76. December 30, 2013 3:53 pm

  77. egg permalink
    December 31, 2013 7:57 am

    ‘Anti-rape campaigners have expressed fury over a council poster that claims drinkers are to blame for ‘putting themselves at risk’.

    ‘The advert by Calderdale Council shows an injured blonde woman covered in dirt and carrying her shoes, with the slogan: ‘Night of the reckless drunk.’

    ‘Female rights activists are claiming the advert shifts the blame towards rape victims, as it continues: ‘When you drink too much you lose control and put yourself at risk.’

    ‘The festive season campaign has outraged activists who feel the council is ‘helping rapists’ with their approach.

    ‘The only ones being helped by the anti-rape campaign poster from Calderdale Council are rapists and the only ones who can stop rape are rapists,’ said Karen Ingala Smith.

    ‘There is no other crime in which victim’s are made to take responsibility.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531273/Fury-rape-poster-portrays-victims-reckless-drunks-risk.html#ixzz2ozfvWhDD
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  78. egg permalink
    December 31, 2013 8:16 am

    Chinese invade NSW and dolphins getting high on puffer fish.

    The Daily Terror

  79. TB Queensland permalink
    December 31, 2013 10:51 am

    egg, are you in the UK?

    FYI, from my cousin on the coast near Hastings, Sussex …

    Weather still foul here, at the moment gale force winds and torrential rain, same for Wednesday.

  80. TB Queensland permalink
    December 31, 2013 10:57 am

    In the 1950’s I used to holiday there at Christmas with my father’s family (hence my cousin) … from the snow in Yorkshire 8 hours by train to the coast and out on the promenade in shorts and short sleeved shirt … so the weather there is quite unusual …

  81. egg permalink
    December 31, 2013 11:47 am

    Its been wet and windy according to the Mail, snowmageddon beckons. And no, I live on the tableland behind the Blueys.

  82. Dianne permalink
    December 31, 2013 12:37 pm

    Ah a little Egg on the table with soldiers. Nothing nicer.

  83. egg permalink
    December 31, 2013 1:36 pm

    Its developing nicely into an old men’s shed.

  84. December 31, 2013 4:00 pm

    This was pretty crap Dumpty,
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531273/Fury-rape-poster-portrays-victims-reckless-drunks-risk.html

    the stupid dailymail is doing a Limited-News and just making shit up,

    the posters don`t say anything about `rape`, l guess that`s why they supplied such small versions of said posters,

    so plonkers like you can`t read the text and just take `their`word for it Dumpty. 🙂

  85. The Copy Righter permalink
    January 3, 2014 4:08 pm

    False alarm

    There is attribution further down the post

  86. egg permalink
    January 3, 2014 4:39 pm

    From your link Teabag

    ‘We ran the same campaign with the same images last year; we received no complaints and 4,000 visits to the advice pages on our website over a four week period.’

    You can feel the hand of the Feminista interfering on this occasion.

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