Have yourself a Trashy Little Christmas!
December 23, 2013
Hi friends,
As we approach the end of yet another year, I would like to thank youse all for your fun, friendship and contributions over the last twelve months.
It’s been an eventful year, and no doubt next year will be full of its own surprises.
John Howard once said that the times would suit him, and indeed they did, right up until the point that they didn’t.
Whether Tony Abbott goes on to endure the same longevity remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt it.
Anyway, I don’t want this message to be sidetracked by our political differences.
Happy Christmas everyone!
cheers
reb.
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The same to you and the ones you love Reb.
Thank you Edward.. You too… 🙂
All the best Blogmasta.
Noticed Virgin is going to supply free meals on some flights between Sydney and Melbourne, then I found this.
‘A Ryanair flight attendant allegedly launched an angry tirade at a passenger, screaming ‘F*** off’, after the man rejected a ‘rip-off’ snack.
‘Nadir Morris was shocked when the steward asked for £4.20 in return for two crackers and a piece of cheese, The Sun reported.
The father-of-two politely returned the snack but was met with the livid response, it was claimed.
‘A male flight attendant repeatedly screamed ‘F*** you’ at passenger Nadir Morris after he politely refused a ‘rip off’ snack. File picture
‘Mr Morris, told The Sun, the steward immediately retaliated, telling him: ‘This money helps pay for your cheap flights.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528273/F-What-Ryanair-steward-repeatedly-screamed-passenger-handed-rip-4-20-cheese-crackers.html#ixzz2oIHqnu00
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Yeah…season’s greetings
Fuck Xmas…but best of luck to all here.
Hopefully most of y’all are getting a few days off to catch up with your nearest & dearest.
fuck you, I’m from Texas
Greydon says Happy Holidays!!!11!!1!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah the humanity as someone here says often.
All that is missing is the antlers.
Up early for a day of Christmas toil.
I have decided there are two groups of people at this time: those who provide Christmas cheer and those who tuck in the napkin and receive.
Guess which type finds herself in the kitchen at 5 am?
But I am currently fortifying self with fav breakfast. Lightly charred white with Vegemite.
Again Happy Christmas all and thanks for making me laugh.
May enlightenment fall upon Egg in the coming year.
Are the antlers
‘May enlightenment fall upon Egg in the coming year.’
Don’t you worry about me sweetheart.
Someone must.
Hope everyone here enjoys the holiday break … already had our family breakfast … lovely day … no brawls everyone in a good mood (for a change) 😉
That means I have my chrissy present … a special request – to deal with the crows …
Go ahead make my day!
Anyway, I don’t want this message to be sidetracked by our political differences.
What political differences? We have political differences? Who has political differences?
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Seriously, sreb, many thanks for sticking this blog up and keeping the radicals in line … luv yer work!
Special thanks to you and V who must be one of the most patient people in the world! 😛
I presume all of you deniers of my existence will be working tomorrow and Boxing Day. It would be very hypocritical to take a day off on a Public Holy-Day if you dont really Believe.
Dont forget I do love you all so so very very much and will one day welcome you into my Kingdom…………………………………..otherwise I will cast you into the burning fires of Hell for an eternity of pain…………………..because I love you so much
God – you are being naughty. You well know that Beelzebub’s Char Grill has been shut down.
I don’t know where all the former denizens have gone. Mmmm surely not the other place.
Are you related to Santa? He seems to hit the mark, with the “Presents Now” approach.
The “Wait till you’re Dead” line isn’t really very festive.
“Are you related to Santa? He seems to hit the mark, with the “Presents Now” approach. ”
Santa’s not f**king coming this year according to the Bolsheviks Scum at Greenpeace.
The North Polar Ice Cap melted and flooded his toy warehouse and drowned the f**ing reindeer
On this solemn occasion perhaps we should discuss Bethlehem and the avatar. This apparent fiction needs to be put to rest, so that men all around the country no longer need to hang round outside of shops while their better halves are making merry inside.
Gathering doesn’t come easy to hunters.
Avatar Seeing Lara Bingle
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Merry Christmas to all. Ho Ho Ho. Ma the fat man come down your chimneys tonight!
I presume all of you deniers of my existence will be working tomorrow and Boxing Day. It would be very hypocritical to take a day off on a Public Holy-Day if you dont really Believe.
More BS … neither Christmas Day nor Boxing Day are actually christian nor religious … more stealing by the dogbothers …
Ma the fat man come down your chimneys tonight!
CHIMNEY! I live in the sub-tropics … more discrimination!
HO! HO! HO!
Pagan rituals had to be absorbed, the Romans gave the Christians hell when they realised they were more than just a Jewish sect.
I’ll be working at Trash and I still have my day job, so no church for me.
Good to know someone’s minding the store.
Apparently I don’t have a life.
Who knew. 🙄
Egg
Tonight’s your night….!
If you hang out in a barn…… You might get laid
Merry Christmas All
🙂
Tonight’s your night….!
Wally, the Roman Tax Collector … crewcifixion?
🙂
Hehehehehe
That’s moi
Merry Christmas TB
I just watched the Life of Pi on Foxtel.
I understand why people who have smoked a few cones and swallowed a pill or 2 would like it.
(Merry Xmas and a happy, safe, and prosperous New Year, one and all!)
So Meta can speak plain English after all…..!
#theresalwaysafirsttimeforeverything
Chuckle … @ sreb …
Ta, Walter, is the Pi as boring as it looks? (never watched it)
Speaking of films – I watched Elysium a couple of nights ago … not one of Matt Damon’s best …
… and reeks of District 9 (I didn’t realise the link till the credits rolled) …
… and silliness – an undercover agent with a very strong Afrikaner accent in the middle of American/Spanish accents … yeah …
Very wishy washy script too … never sure just who/what the film was about …
Score: ?
‘FRANCIS of Assisi, the early 13th century Italian saint invented the first crib. The Christmas image we take for granted had not existed before then.’
Cardinal Pell / Daily Terror
St Francis was an Image Maker of celestial calibre.
Until I read the Archbishop Pell quote I had had no idea that St Francis had invented the crib.
He took a complex, metaphysical idea, distilled it to essential essence and popularized it.
How evocative and meaningful it must have been to illiterate folk in 13th century Italy.
It has stayed with us through the centuries.
Frank wasn’t a bad script writer.
And Pope John Paul declared him to be the patron saint of ecology.
St Francis had ideas about the environment that were centuries ahead of his time.
He is a very attractive figure.
And to think, if only he had patented the pram Frank would be loaded by now. That’s the thing with Christians, no sense of foresight.
Donkeys are much nicer than prams Reb.
For some reason the donkey takes its place beside the alley cat tabby as my absolute fave animals. And the frilled neck lizard and Tasmanian devil. There must be a connection I have failed to recognise.
I think it may be because they are essentially fringe dwellers and fierce when goaded.
‘General Peter Cosgrove is set to become the next governor-general of Australia.’
Safe choice.
I would like a GG who walked on wild side.
We always opt for ‘safe’ in this country. Oh the tedium of certainty!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Now for surf, reading and eating every day for a week or 2 or 3. Pleasant monotony.
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I would like a GG who walked on wild side.
Christopher Pyne?
Now didn’t JC sleep in a manger? Not a crib … as the carol goes … “Away in a manger no crib for a bed ..”?
Just sayin’ …
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Cosgrove would be a good choice … nice way for him to cap his career off … from Lt in VN (won the MC) to General … my son served in E Timor under Cosgrove … and, as the “manager”, served him beers a couple of times at his unit’s tiny wet canteen … a Digger’s officer by all accounts …
Would be even nicer if it was the last GG before we had a President … 🙂
Just hopin’ …
“Safe choice”
Don’t count on that with our Pete … quite outspoken he is … still, egg, wrong you are in many things ….
‘egg, wrong you are in many things ….’
Care for a boxing day biff?
Keating would be a great GG.
Keating would be an excellent candidate for the first president of the republic.
A GG appointment would be a fine stepping stone.
The government picks a GG, its not the people’s choice, so Keating is not in the running on this occasion.
Better late than never wishing you all a Fiberal and inane free festivas.
Care for a boxing day biff?
Chuckle …
Actually, RP, its quite noticeable that the the most antagonistic of “Fiberals” have not bothered to wish the season’s greetings … (the exceptions are noted BTW!)
Must be busy handing out Christmas cheer and pressies at the local churches … 🙄
What would JC think?
Good point TB, I recon he would punch the satan outa pell
‘Superheroes are being replaced by biblical figures in a series of Hollywood blockbusters to be released next year.
‘The films mark a U-turn by movie-makers who appear to be reaching out to America’s evangelical heartland.
‘Releases include Mary Mother of Christ starring 16-year-old Israeli-born actress Odeya Rush.
‘A synopsis of the film reads: ‘It is a part of Mary, Joseph and Jesus’s life that has not been shown before.
‘Under the reign of terror of Herod the Great and against all odds, they survive as young parents in one of the most trecherous times in history.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529521/Hollywood-reaches-Americas-evangelical-heartland-release-biblical-blockbusters-2014.html#ixzz2ocG4pkus
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guffaw
“And to think, if only he had patented the pram Frank would be loaded by now”
Everytime I see a pram being pushed accross a busy Sydney road I also see a gigantic design flaw.
Does it not seem rather odd that the pram/baby is the very first thing pushed out onto the tarmac of a busy road ?
Under the reign of terror of Herod the Great and against all odds, they survive as young parents in one of the most trecherous times in history.’ </i.
You could almost rewrite history here, egg ….
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Hear! Hear! Wally!
Been sayin’ the same thing for years (quite a few actually 😉 ) …
… and modern parents are the most distracted, incompetent, irresponsible I’ve ever experienced … from my grandparents (born in the 19th Century) … to my own Gen Y kids …
‘You could almost rewrite history here, egg ….’
True, religious history is going to be revamped with special effects.
Nothing is new … (Egyptian guide)
As its all fiction, it can be easily rearranged.
When toilet gets back we could write a synopsis, including the Judas gospel by the Gnostics, then place the whole thing in a modern setting to cut down on costs.
Might start with the three wise men…
Might start with the three wise men…
Therein lies the first two problems …
The maji were from Persia, Zoroastrians, I don’t have a problem with that. Matthew’s author was probably making shit up, but we could spin a better yarn.
“I presume all of you deniers of my existence will be working tomorrow and Boxing Day. It would be very hypocritical to take a day off on a Public Holy-Day if you dont really Believe.”
Utter , UTTER bullshit!
A religious meme which bears no scrutiny whatsoever.
Presupposes the date & the ‘festival’ were exclusively Christian in origin.
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Congratulations! I won a £million a while ago! But despite my correspondence, I haven’t seen it.
I’m sure it will turn up, I provided all the info
Oh dear! The “lottos” of nothing …
Closer to home the pollies are helping The Robber Barons as usual … robing the poor to give to the rich … note the word “retrospective” another “rule” broken by a Liberal Government …
http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/new-workers-compensation-law-changes-described-as-cruel/story-fnii5s3x-1226790874230
Beards are back boys. Oh no!
I think tartan is too. What next. Please dear God. Not the body shirt or shoulder pads. Frizzy perms. Bermuda shorts for gentlemen with suit coats, ties and briefcase. Short shorts. I am feeling queasy.
“Beards are back”
I have noticed this disturbing trend too.
It’ll be paisley next, and Jesus sandals.
Paisley on men is not good Reb. Goes with Manbags. Oh please>#{.>*+¥
Velveteen, sateen, ruffles.
WTF’s wrong with sandals and paisley? Unless you live in Mexico where it never gets above 5 degrees C … 😯
And I only shave when I have to go out these days! Once a year! 😆
You are set for splendor Teeb. Display yourself!
I bet TB has a manbag.
You know, to keep his Tabac in.
And Cancer Council sunglasses.
Nothing wrong with paisley!!
Mr-Rabbit is giving us a `tax`/charge to our doctor visits as an Xmas present.
Funny Reb.
Ricky – paisley has never looked so fetching.
‘Anti-rape campaigners have expressed fury over a council poster that claims drinkers are to blame for ‘putting themselves at risk’.
‘The advert by Calderdale Council shows an injured blonde woman covered in dirt and carrying her shoes, with the slogan: ‘Night of the reckless drunk.’
‘Female rights activists are claiming the advert shifts the blame towards rape victims, as it continues: ‘When you drink too much you lose control and put yourself at risk.’
‘The festive season campaign has outraged activists who feel the council is ‘helping rapists’ with their approach.
‘The only ones being helped by the anti-rape campaign poster from Calderdale Council are rapists and the only ones who can stop rape are rapists,’ said Karen Ingala Smith.
‘There is no other crime in which victim’s are made to take responsibility.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531273/Fury-rape-poster-portrays-victims-reckless-drunks-risk.html#ixzz2ozfvWhDD
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Chinese invade NSW and dolphins getting high on puffer fish.
The Daily Terror
egg, are you in the UK?
FYI, from my cousin on the coast near Hastings, Sussex …
In the 1950’s I used to holiday there at Christmas with my father’s family (hence my cousin) … from the snow in Yorkshire 8 hours by train to the coast and out on the promenade in shorts and short sleeved shirt … so the weather there is quite unusual …
Its been wet and windy according to the Mail, snowmageddon beckons. And no, I live on the tableland behind the Blueys.
Ah a little Egg on the table with soldiers. Nothing nicer.
Its developing nicely into an old men’s shed.
This was pretty crap Dumpty,
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531273/Fury-rape-poster-portrays-victims-reckless-drunks-risk.html
the stupid dailymail is doing a Limited-News and just making shit up,
the posters don`t say anything about `rape`, l guess that`s why they supplied such small versions of said posters,
so plonkers like you can`t read the text and just take `their`word for it Dumpty. 🙂
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Am I missing something or did someone copy something ?????
http://www.bing.com/search?q=There+is+evidence+to+suggest+that+police+treat+Aboriginal+people+differently+for+trivial+offences%2C+for+example+some+Aboriginal+people+end+up+in+jail+because+they+did+not+get+the+postal+notifications+of+court+dates+after+which+bench+warrants+are+issued+and+bail+is+unlikely.&form=MOZSBR&pc=MOZI
False alarm
There is attribution further down the post
From your link Teabag
‘We ran the same campaign with the same images last year; we received no complaints and 4,000 visits to the advice pages on our website over a four week period.’
You can feel the hand of the Feminista interfering on this occasion.