An Open Letter to Bill Shorten
Dear Mr Shorten,
For the benefit of those who are appalled at the prospect of life under Tony Abbott’s budget measures and totalitarian regime, can you please stand down and give the job of Opposition Leader to Anthony Albanese (you know, the guy that the public wanted to be leader at the time anyway).
You have called for new reforms at the Labor party that strip away the power of Union heavyweights to stack the deck with their own cronies and power brokers, so the ultimate confirmation that you are wholeheartedly committed to achieving this starts with your own role.
And if that’s not good enough, another reason is that you’re fuckin’ useless, although I imagine you are quite a nice person and your wife and kids love you.
Although I understand that two former prime ministers may have some misgivings.
Sir reb of Melbourne (Esquire)
PS: Despite what Christopher Pyne says I don’t think you’re a cunt (yet).