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May 21, 2014

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  1. armchair opinionator permalink
    May 21, 2014 2:19 pm

    A phone sex worker? not with the voice that i’ve got in my ears!

  2. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 21, 2014 2:25 pm

    (Looks down) – Nice sandals, lovely raven-red toenail polish!

    (Looks up) – If I could uh-uh … would you mind if I er er ….

    (Smirks slowly then winks) – masturbate all over your left foot???

  3. Tom R permalink
    May 21, 2014 2:26 pm

    Phone Sex Workers! Joe, I think I found another group for you to slug.

  4. May 21, 2014 2:48 pm

    “Those who know Mr Abbott – and have seen him operate up close over many years – also note he is a prolific winker.”

    Was that a typo?

    Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbotts-wink-over-sex-worker-call-a-grubby-response-or-a-beatup-20140521-38o87.html#ixzz32K3rjKch

  5. Tom R permalink
    May 21, 2014 3:21 pm

    Did pyne just call him a cub grunt grub?

  6. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 21, 2014 4:01 pm

    …and now I’ll show you my winkle.

  7. TB Queensland permalink
    May 21, 2014 4:06 pm

    sleazy, slimy, sneaky, slithery, sycophantic, squalid, sordid, seedy, shameless, sly, sick, sadomasochistic …

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Tony Abbott’s wink over sex worker call: a grubby response or a beat-up?

    Yeah, thousands of tweeters were definitely in on it!

    And what on earth does Slipper and Thomson have to do with it?

  8. Tom R permalink
    May 21, 2014 4:23 pm

    a beat-up?

    I hope she charged him!

  9. TB Queensland permalink
    May 21, 2014 4:24 pm

    Chuckle … πŸ™‚

  10. Tom R permalink
    May 21, 2014 4:25 pm

    Show us ya’ Grub!

  11. May 21, 2014 4:34 pm

    ” I have a stiffy, wink wink nudge nudge..”

    or

    “I know what its like to prostitute yourself wink wink”

  12. May 21, 2014 4:53 pm

    “For a Rhodes Scholar, I sure don’t learn by rote very well at all…got my arse handed to me again for reinforcing one of my most prevailing stereotypes…right or wrong”… * wink, wink…

    Still has the Throne though…as the Ides gather.

  13. May 21, 2014 5:03 pm

    Q: What do you call a prime minister who makes fun of a woman’s occupation?

    A: The Minister for Women.

  14. May 21, 2014 5:11 pm

    Energetic rearguard distractionary tactics…as The Ship founders off of the Coast of Political Credibility…treacherous waters, poorly navigated by an unable seaman…

    http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/abbott_winks_left_shrieks/

    Hilarity ensues.

    Very hard to put fingers in all of the dike’s holes…after self drilling them.

  15. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 21, 2014 5:23 pm

    I think Bolt has lost the plot (entirely). He’s increasingly self indulgent.

    I also think if Abbott was caught in a strip club (as Rudd was) it would be used as clear evidence of his misogyny.

  16. Tom R permalink
    May 21, 2014 5:33 pm

    used as clear evidence of his misogyny

    Would it be because he was asking the stripper to pay him?

    from bolt

    Strange, how people so sensitive about a wink feel perfectly free to then savagely abuse the winker.

    He’s fallen victim to the typo also.

  17. Meta permalink
    May 21, 2014 5:44 pm

    (A wink is as good as a hundred lines of code to Tony Shepherd at a Senate Committee hearing when it comes to calculating and reporting the health impacts of sexually transmitted debt on the community.)

  18. May 21, 2014 5:59 pm

    The Pied Piper enraptures a narrow spectrum. Well had, they are…exponentially increasing, they are not.

    The Steyns of Earth inhabit a niche.

  19. May 21, 2014 6:04 pm

    “I think Bolt has lost the plot ”

    I’m sure you’re fully aware that it’s been going on for a while now.

    At the moment he is really struggling because a rearguard defense is very difficult to predicate upon daily trips/slips/falls into the risk assessment of political autism. (no offense intended) I think it’s a reasonable comparison to make in this instance.

    Bolt is good at reverse rationalising…but it’s made hard for him when yesterday’s contortions run headfirst into tomorrow’s unseen feetinmouth segues.

  20. armchair opinionator permalink
    May 21, 2014 6:46 pm

    from bolt
    Strange, how people so sensitive about a wink feel perfectly free to then savagely abuse the winker.

    Funny how people so sensitive to twitter that they refuse to have an account or tweet seem to spend a lot of their time reading the tweets.

    Q: What do you call a prime minister who makes fun of a woman’s occupation?
    A: The Minister for Women.

    I had soooo forgotten that he awarded himself that ministry!
    Doesn’t seem to spend much time or effort on the portfolio, perhaps the only thing you’ll find on the shelves of the ‘ministry for women’ in a corner of his office is his dusty PPL scheme [womens vote puller].
    Howard did something similar, as soon as he came to office, he defunded the women’s groups that hawke & keating had set up to advocate for womens issues [half the population]. Can’t have the wimmins getting too uppity or out of control, best make them all go through him.

  21. May 21, 2014 8:54 pm

    Conspiracy: ABC Blow Dust In PM Abbott`s Eye

  22. armchair opinionator permalink
    May 21, 2014 9:01 pm

    …Conspiracy: ABC Blow Dust In PM Abbott`s Eye…

    dickwad

  23. May 22, 2014 12:34 am

    ””””dickwad”””

    its a `Limited-News` caption πŸ™‚

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