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Angelina Jolie to visit Rat Infested Hellhole!

July 14, 2014


Nauru’s Government has confirmed Hollywood actress and UN refugee envoy Angelina Jolie has accepted an invitation to visit the country.

Nauru President Baron Waqa made the invitation while attending the Global Summit to End Sexual Violence Against Women in Conflict last month.

Ms Jolie opened the conference in her capacity as Special Envoy for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR).

Nauru’s government says the issues dealt with at the conference do not happen in Nauru, but it was an opportunity to discuss the impact of violence in times of conflict on refugees and asylum seekers.

In a statement, Nauru’s government says it believes the visit will be a wonderful opportunity to showcase the facilities for refugees on Nauru, which it believes are world’s best practice.

It says the date and details for Ms Jolie’s visit are yet to be confirmed.

Nauru hosts an Australian asylum seeker processing centre and has begun resettling refugees processed there into its community.

Australian Immigration Minister Scott Morrison says the visit by Ms Jolie is a matter for the Nauru government.

“Who visits Nauru is a matter for the Nauruan government, so I’ll leave that to my colleagues in Nauru,” he said.

The UNHCR last year slammed living conditions in the Nauru centre as “rat-infested, cramped and very hot”.







27 Comments leave one →
  1. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    July 14, 2014 11:15 am

    I think it’s great when a hugely rich, born into privilege, beautiful woman, who makes her living by pretending to be things that she isn’t, helps us understand her insights into suffering.

  2. July 14, 2014 11:18 am

    What, like Jacquie Lambie?

  3. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    July 14, 2014 11:40 am

    Is Jacqui Lambie married to Brad Pitt?

  4. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 14, 2014 3:46 pm

    If there is one form of life lower even than Australian politicians it is the posturing, preaching celebrity.

  5. July 14, 2014 6:33 pm

    That’s a bit unfair SB…

  6. Tom R permalink
    July 14, 2014 7:28 pm

    That’s a bit unfair SB…

    Saying anyone is lower than morriscum is more than bit “unfair” Sir reb 😉

    I wonder if tabot will respond to this “moral blackmail”

    An attractive, talented person highlighting this (and the previous) gubamints failures.

    The misogynists will be up in arms (if they haven’t already been) 😯

  7. July 15, 2014 12:27 am

    Oh the Fiberal medicine show just gets better.. Please Scott Morrison attack Angelina.. please… I would love to see that.. make it international… cant wait for the stir and the light to be shined on this Australian gulug

    She donates her considerable fame and a fuckload of money to very very worthy causes.. my sources say around 50% of her earnings.. She does not run around preaching about it either…
    so hate away boys.. Go for it…Just ask yourself what the fuck you do for humanity?

  8. Listen Up permalink
    July 15, 2014 12:56 am

    Brangelina knows what’s right …

  9. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 15, 2014 9:21 am

    Jolie is just another self-indulgent celeb with an orphan fetish.She is up there with Sean Penn and Sting and James Cameron in the all-time priviliged posturing poseur stakes.

    Show me a celeb who goes quietly about their charity and gives enough that they are reduced to a merely comfortable middle class lifestyle and I might have some respect for them.

  10. Tom R permalink
    July 15, 2014 9:31 am

    Keanu Reeves? 😯

    Why do they need to end up vastly poorer in order for them to be accepted into your little cliche?

  11. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 15, 2014 9:54 am

    It is a good marker to recognise when “charity” is just another form of conspicuous consumption. It is rare for these types to actually give so much that it affects their carbon intensive jet-setting lifestyles. They are merely burnishing their brand.

  12. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 15, 2014 9:56 am

    Morrison, on the other hand has prevented hundreds of drowning deaths. The left hate him for it demonstrating only that their real motivation is feeling good about themselves even if it means killing people.

  13. Tom R permalink
    July 15, 2014 10:08 am

    Morrison, on the other hand has prevented hundreds of drowning deaths

    How many has he killed for that to occur?

  14. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 15, 2014 10:18 am

    No one as far as I know. I’d chalk up the guy on Manus to the ALP. They lured him there and he was killed by the security firm the ALP installed, which Morrison had sacked.

  15. Tom R permalink
    July 15, 2014 10:33 am

    I’d chalk up the guy on Manus to the ALP

    Of course you would, ignoring the major changes the libs had already made there, such as sacking the Immigration Health Advisory Group.

    Don’t forget the two who dies trying to cross a river back in Indonesia(?) after being manhandled by our own people. Directly involved.

    And who knows what else.

  16. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 15, 2014 10:43 am

    There was no problem when Labor took office. No one was coming. The detention centres were empty. Nothing needed to change.

    Out of sheer moral vanity the bleeding hearts changed the rules and drowned at least a thousand people in the process. These murderous posturing cretins need to take a good look at themselves. But they can’t – their precious egos can’t handle the truth. Truly they are not worth shitting on.

  17. Tom R permalink
    July 15, 2014 10:49 am

    Nothing needed to change.

    I didn’t say that. In fact, I’m pretty sure I have been saying pretty much the opposite. Mind you, we have changed the wrong way, as it was envisioned we would.

    And the boats just keep coming. 😦

  18. July 15, 2014 6:29 pm

    No one as far as I know.

    And you dont… nobody does

    Nice little general hate spiel you have there splatter…Tell ya what splatter when you give ten mill to charity out of your own pocket that you don’t have too for pure joy of giving back to make a small difference…then and only then are you entitled to judge those who do.. you don’t know these people and guess what… they dont give a flying fuck about you or anyone else hating them for actually doing something other than “not as far as I knowing”

    “the job of those with no talent or motivation to attain it is to despise those who have worked to perfect it because it is far easier to lazily hate consumed by the cancer of all mankind; envy than to acknowledge its greatness”

    Yeah Morrison is a real hero…a fucking saint…
    I seriously hope that the big brave bully boy Scotty Morrison say’s something bad about Angelina..please.Please.make it so..

    Please I wish upon a star for to give the lowest mongrel dogs of the gutter world press a sceric of premise with which to castigate and flog him publically then rough trade him anally with the pineapple of opportunistic hypocrisy like he was a Naru prison guards bitch toothlessly bloated with the semen of a thousand moral high horses after a brutal beating by lawless new guinea warriors resenting christian missionaries whom would return his head to the town square of Cronulla on a stick and his tiny ballsack as a thring style tobacco pouch to hang from the flagpole of the PNG embassy… ….. metaphorically speaking that is..

    And if his army of Social network flunkies from the directorate of propaganda are reading this go suck a fucking dick you propaganda proliferating sycophants then fist yourselves and give Scotty a Sieg Heil for me you unaustralian Nazi sympathiser fucktards… ..

  19. egg permalink
    July 15, 2014 6:40 pm

    ‘And the boats just keep coming.’

    Only a couple.

  20. July 15, 2014 6:44 pm

    No one as far as I anyone know’s

  21. egg permalink
    July 15, 2014 6:53 pm

    They know, Australian military personal are not criminals.

    Believe it, Abbott stopped the boats. The recent couple were heading to the land of the long white cloud, apparently.

  22. Neil of Sydney permalink
    July 15, 2014 7:11 pm

    “Nothing needed to change.”

    One thing we could have changed is increase our refugee intake from UNHCR camps to 30,000/year.

    But as usual Howard got it right. Labor sold our refugee places.

  23. July 15, 2014 8:07 pm

    Believe it, Abbott stopped the boats.

    Egg your credibility is stinted by your gullibility

    But as usual Howard got it right.

    what like this?

    or this?

  24. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 16, 2014 11:07 am

    Bed Pann, I love it when you do your full swivel-eyed loon shtick.

  25. July 16, 2014 1:39 pm

    Splatter I reserve such unbridled hatred for those I have actually met personally and Scotty holds that very privilege.. The term “why does everyone hate him? it saves time” ..comes to mind. After 10 minutes I just cast a wide berth as there were sharp thing in my immediate grasp if you get my drift 🙄 Labor or Lib he is just a fuckwit.

    I wouldn’t waste piss if he was on fire before he joined the fold.

    Besides I know you love my lingo jingo 🙂
    PS: swivel-eyed loon shtick.. love it dog fucker 🙂

  26. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 16, 2014 2:16 pm

    I like your style Ricky. Sometimes the content is completely unhinged but it is fun to read. 🙂

  27. July 16, 2014 5:19 pm

    Like wise 🙂

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