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Jacquie Lambie’s Massive Cock Up!

July 23, 2014

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Jacqui Lambie, the Palmer United Party MP who shares the balance of power in the upper house, has apologised after declaring in a radio interview that she is looking for a partner who is “well-hung” and loaded.

They don’t even need to speak,” said Ms Lambie, a 43-year-old single mother of two.

The somewhat unpredictable and unruly Senator denied her remarks were a thinly veiled swipe at Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

“Well he might not be a prize cock” she said, “but he is a massive prick.”

In a radio interview in her home state of Tasmania, Ms Lambie told Heart FM that her ideal partner “must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs”.

When a 22-year-old listener named Jamie offered to date the MP, she asked: “You don’t have any diseases do you?”

The exchange continued as James assured the former military policewoman he could handle her, which prompted her to ask: “Are you well-hung?”

Ms Lambie then appeared to acknowledge that the banter may have tested the bounds of propriety and later issued an apology, saying her remarks had been “taken out of context.”
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25 Comments leave one →
  1. Warm Brown Liquified Bodily Waste Are Us permalink
    July 23, 2014 4:53 pm

    I think Clive is massively rich and looking at the size of him he must have a massive cock.

    Afterall you don’t need a hammer that huge to drive home a thumb tack

  2. July 23, 2014 4:56 pm

    I think it’s reassuring to know that when Jacquie Lambie speaks on national radio as a representative of the Palmer United Party, she does so with her constituents’ best interests at heart….

  3. Splatterbottom permalink
    July 23, 2014 5:16 pm

    Obviously Ms Lambie has some fairly well-defined goals.

    We all feel like that now and then especially when spring is upon us.

  4. TB Queensland permalink
    July 23, 2014 7:07 pm

    The first comment is just a load of shit …

    Go Clivey! Please …

  5. TB Queensland permalink
    July 23, 2014 7:09 pm

    Chuckle! @ sb …

  6. July 23, 2014 7:20 pm

  7. July 23, 2014 9:58 pm

    Jacquie is the political equivalent of Bromide
    She drives a truck and likes men with big cocks and lots of cash. I assume so she can spend it on those classy scarves and first editions of Oscar Wilde.

    She hasn’t had a decent fuck for 15 years apparently and now she on heat and determined to fuck us all for the next 6 years…. fucktasmanians, hope you’re all proud of yourselves 😦

  8. July 23, 2014 10:10 pm

    the `blue-pill` comments are quite interesting ricky,

    why should female bogan politicians be asked,

    +what are`ya looking for in a man.? OR,

    +is Tim gay.?

    WTF has that got to do with their `job`.?

    WhyTF is teabag-media asking these dumb-arse questions.?

  9. July 23, 2014 10:13 pm

    what was nanny-roxon looking for in a man.?

    is nanny-roxon`s bloke gay.?

  10. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    July 23, 2014 10:14 pm

    She’s a dill, which represents the Palmer demographic 100%.

  11. July 23, 2014 10:40 pm

    Lambie seems to know what she likes in MEN!!

    (and intimidates the lesser peckers) #Go-Lambie

  12. July 24, 2014 10:17 am

    Angrie Aussie Nailed it as always

  13. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    July 24, 2014 11:45 am

    Really, this woman is a dill, as is Glen Lazarus. They’re the puppets of a carpetbagger.

    Palmer is obviously shady and cunning (rather than considered and intelligent).

    What exactly do these people stand for? (other than grandstanding and moronic statements)

    We’d probably be better off if the winner of the latest reality TV show won a seat in the senate. The election of these dills maybe proof that the bizarre ambitions of a particular loud mouth landscape gardener may have been achievable after all.

  14. Neil of Sydney permalink
    July 24, 2014 12:19 pm

    She can’t be too stupid. She managed to get a job paying $190K/year + Super + other stuff.

    And Wayne Swan managed to become Treasurer of Australia. In Swans first budget he predicted a $21.7B surplus and he got a $27B deficit. Only out by $48B.

    All i can say is that life is unfair. Perhaps the people who voted for them are just as stupid.

  15. July 24, 2014 2:26 pm

    Sqweal you fucking cockbeathed neo jiz gergler… You can’t post anything without mentioning Wayne Swan.. what dis he jilt you or somthing.. all thei sprotest seems like you have a homo erotic farasy for you to be the meat in a Swan Kouk sandwich…

    Yes she is fucking dumb dipshit… Go make yourself useful and find out the answer to my relevant question.. how many actual; primary votes did she get.. instead of bleating on like a broken record.

  16. July 24, 2014 2:28 pm

    Sqweal you fucking cockbeathed neo jiz gergler… You can’t post anything without mentioning Wayne Swan.. what did he jilt you or somthing? .. all this protest seems like you have a homo erotic fantasy as the meat in a Swan Kouk sandwich…

    Fuck see even my phone hates you….fucktard

  17. Neil of Sydney permalink
    July 24, 2014 3:02 pm

    I have actually worked for stupid people and i wondered how on earth they ever got into a position of leadership. I then realised they had other talents. They had average abilities but excelled in deceitfulness, backstabbing, having sex with the appropriate people, telling lies and fooling people.

    I suspect Lambie and Wayne Swan have those qualities.

  18. July 24, 2014 3:05 pm

    “I have actually worked for stupid people”

    You don’t say.

  19. Neil of Sydney permalink
    July 24, 2014 3:19 pm

    I just love it when the lefties make fun of me.

  20. July 24, 2014 8:25 pm

    I have actually worked for stupid people and i wondered how on earth they ever got into a position of leadership.

    So they are stupid and they are your boss? Speaks for itself really

    I Have average abilities but excelled in deceitfulness, backstabbing, having sex with the appropriate people.

    Well you demonstrate all of those qualities in spades and we do keep telling you to go fuck yourself, however as you are clearly behind the aptitude of stupid people in comprehension to take our good advice

    I just love it when the lefties make fun of me.

    It ain’t just the Lefties its us centrists and teabags too.

  21. July 25, 2014 8:22 pm

    l notice the lesser peckers that defended Joolya from misogyny attacks in the past seem to think misogyny attacks on Lambie is okay.

    .

  22. July 25, 2014 8:29 pm

    With recent refreshing image make-over, before leaving for Kiev, has she got herself a fit young buck from the public service.?

  23. July 25, 2014 8:31 pm

    or has Tinfoil`osy`s dream come true.?

  24. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    July 25, 2014 10:16 pm

    Troll

  25. July 28, 2014 1:00 pm

    Jacquie lambie is a disgrace to Tasmania and to women every one likes a joke in the right place and to think she is getting paid for this an old saying is act in haste and repent at leisure and that is what the people who voted for her will see.

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