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Grand Final Footy with Tom of Melbourne!

September 26, 2014

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From the comfort of his mahogany panelled drawing room and chesterfield armchair, Tom of Melbourne has finally graced us with his AFL Grand Final preview….

What’s not to like about Hawthorn?

Leafy streets, the world’s highest concentration of quality/expensive schools and there are pleasant restaurants and cafes in Glenferrie Rd, there’s even a great Afghan one.

One the other hand, the football team that bears the name represents a supporter base of property developers, shady lawyers, toffy kids that attend the schools and Jeff Kennett.

It’s a fact that this is the most loathsome collection of supporters in the AFL.

Then we have their opponents, Sydney, representing the entire 5 kilometre stretch of coast from Bondi to Coogee. It’s the home of middle class surfers, dole bludging backpackers and supermodels.

The Sydney supporter base is preferred, plus Buddy Franklin will kick 4.12, and costly import Kurt Tippet 3.5.

In other big football news, there has been the huge contest this season between Essendon and Ethics. Essendon has proven up to the challenge of fending off Ethics. With Essendon and their aging pop star poster boy James Hird, constantly demanding their right to reply to the allegations, then using every possible legal manoeuvre to stymie answering allegations.

Fair minded sports fans are supporting a win for Ethics, and a result is expected in December 2020.

Go Swans!

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29 Comments leave one →
  1. September 26, 2014 2:54 pm

    Better late than never…… 🙂

  2. TB Queensland permalink
    September 26, 2014 3:26 pm

    FMD! Now we’re over-run with AFL! … must be the drugs or somefin’ …

  3. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    September 26, 2014 3:28 pm

    Get on board TB with it and give up on the a**e sniffing sport you follow.

  4. TB Queensland permalink
    September 26, 2014 3:28 pm

    What a bunch of girls … they even shave under their arms … LOL!

    I bet the tats are transfers too … chuckle …

  5. TB Queensland permalink
    September 26, 2014 3:33 pm

    a**e … aire!

  6. Tom R permalink
    September 26, 2014 3:34 pm

    You tell em TB

    Mind you, wasn’t there a bum sniffer recently who tried the fairy sport and worked out he was too fairy for it, so went back to bum sniffin’?

  7. Tom R permalink
    September 26, 2014 4:30 pm

    What’s not to like about Hawthorn?

    I dunno, are they a part of #TeamIdiot ?

  8. TB Queensland permalink
    September 26, 2014 5:14 pm

    Mind you, wasn’t there a bum sniffer recently who tried the fairy sport and worked out he was too fairy for it, so went back to bum sniffin’?

    That’s a bit hard to swallow, TR … although there was the finger pointer 😉

  9. September 26, 2014 6:07 pm

    What ! ! ! . . No Tiger Train ! ! ! . . How Surprising.

    (Yeah yomm, go swans)

  10. September 26, 2014 6:20 pm

    #Surpisingly, even Limited-News is enjoying this sport,

    ””””””””””””A MOVE to grant Australia’s security agency broad new powers has not scared the internet, with Twitter users mocking the changes mercilessly.

    Last night, the Senate passed new laws to grant the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) power to, essentially, monitor the entire country’s internet usage with only one warrant.
    http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/heyasio-twitter-hits-back-at-new-terror-laws-in-australia/story-fnjwnhzf-1227071814074
    ””””””””””””””””

  11. cloudbasedsearchenginecreditreport permalink
    September 26, 2014 7:15 pm

    Go Bloods!

  12. cloudbasedsearchenginecreditreport permalink
    September 26, 2014 7:24 pm

    Sounds familiar …

  13. cloudbasedsearchenginecreditreport permalink
    September 26, 2014 7:28 pm

    http://www.sydneyswans.com.au/club/club-song

  14. September 26, 2014 8:34 pm

  15. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    September 27, 2014 11:07 am

    The Brownlow Medal is actually the big day for sports fans, here are some highlights!

    http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/photos-fnia3whc-1226719150765?page=1

  16. September 27, 2014 12:13 pm

    Go the Swannies show those Mexicans how to wear stupid shorts and play ballerina Arial ping pong 🙂

    Glory Glory mighty South Sydney Rabbits..in Russ we trust 🙂

  17. September 27, 2014 2:14 pm

    Geez you Mexicans know how to put on a footy match… makes the NRL look pissweak I must concede 😯
    You get Sir Tom we get slash…fkn pathetic

  18. September 27, 2014 5:21 pm

    Suck on that Sydney!

  19. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    September 27, 2014 6:52 pm

    Go Hawks!!

    I love them and their supporters!

  20. sydneywimps permalink
    September 27, 2014 7:07 pm

    Go the Family Club!

  21. eggboxtroll permalink
    September 27, 2014 7:59 pm

    The speed and agility of the Hawks was outstanding, a deserved win.

  22. September 28, 2014 7:14 am

    That`ll teach the Swans to buy cheap, repainted tiger-trains.

  23. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    September 30, 2014 7:58 pm

    Is political correctness out of control?

    Since when has it been against the laws for a nice Scottish lass to strip at the football grand final?

    With this type of police state mentality, the AFL is in danger of ruining the game.

    http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/afl-grand-final-stripper-heather-mccartney-has-no-regrets/story-fnndfy6b-1227075455399

    (this isn’t Fifi by the way, or Lulu either)

  24. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 3, 2014 1:29 pm

    The Essendon/James Hird saga remains interesting (to me). I can’t stand the club or Hird, they have (in my opinion) been negligent in exercising their responsibilities towards their employees.

    But dismissing an employee (the coach) because they are exercising their legal rights in dealing with a matter relating to their employment is also disgraceful.

    No doubt Hird is getting plenty of legal advice, but the board of Essendon might have a look at ‘adverse action’

  25. public toilet permalink
    October 3, 2014 5:16 pm

    Has James (pretentious turd) Hird been sacked?!

    If so, much schadenfreude from my balcony!

    Hope the bloodletting is vicious & protracted!

  26. public toilet permalink
    October 3, 2014 5:37 pm

    Ahahahaha…I just read a couple of articles about Turd’s demise!

    Vainglorious fuckwit shoulda swallowed the bitter pill eighteen months ago & copped his just rewards on the chin.
    The ongoing soiling of the brand, both club & team-Turd, is magfuckingnificent to behold (like the routing of the Shitney Mercenaries last weekend).

    Who will think of sando?

  27. public toilet permalink
    October 3, 2014 5:41 pm

    I guess bomber thompson won’t be coaching AFC next year then?

    Which only leaves Barassi, Guus Hiddink or Sir Alex Ferguson.

  28. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 5, 2014 9:47 pm

    Just watching the NRL grand final, the main attraction has been Rusty some type of tailor made lab coat, he certainly fills it out.

  29. October 5, 2014 10:33 pm

    That was the Sweetest Victory in NRL history and a huge fuck you to Murdoch… and there on the stage was idiot boy the Murdoch stooge..

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