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November 21, 2014


  • Millions deceived by ESA fabricated “live stream” broadcast!
  • Mission proven scientifically and technologically impossible by independent scientists!
  • US Govt in Collusion with Media to perpetrate the sham!


The unsuspecting public has once against been misled on a massive scale unprecedented in human history under the guise of advancing scientific interests.

With thanks to our exclusive sources, we can finally disclose that the mission to land a fridge-sized probe on a comet hurtling through space at 80,000 miles an hour is a complete and unbridled fraud perpetrated by the illuminati with the assistance of a complicit media.



People from all corners of the globe watched closely with mouths open and hearts pounding as the robotic probe Philae attempted to land on Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, only to bounce from its surface at least twice — finally resting by the shadow of a hilly incline.  At least that’s what the orchestrators of this carefully manipulated campaign at the European Space Agency (ESA) headquarters would have us believe.

The reality is much more sinister.

But first the facts.  No amount of media manipulation and computer generated images (CGI) can hide the fact that landing a tiny space probe on a comet speeding through space some 300 million miles from Earth is a technological impossibility.

We asked an independent team of scientists and aeronautical engineers to analyse the ESA’s own data as well as publicly available specifications of the probe to assess whether the mission was indeed, a marvel of modern science as claimed by the ESA.

Armed with comprehensive technical data, details of the comet’s composite structure, geology, speed, trajectory and technical specifications of the Rosetta robotic probe, our team went to work performing a detailed analysis replicating the precise calculations and mapping that would be required to successfully complete such a technically challenging and seemingly improbable exercise.

The results were conclusive.  A detailed examination of the modelling put forward by the ESA itself together with an independent analysis of information broadcast and released through mainstream media channels found that 1)  The alleged landing of the Philae spacecraft upon the 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko comet is a scientific and technological impossibility, and 2) The mainstream media either unwittingly broadcast a fabricated “live stream”of the so-called “landing” on the comet, or, were complicit in the conspiracy.



The findings of this analysis were today published in the world’s most prestigious Scientific Journal – The Scientific American

The evidence shows that:

  1. The technical specifications and of the Philae Spacecraft are barely sufficient to propel and manoeuvre the device to land on a stationery object in zero gravity. Landing the probe on a rock travelling at 80,000 miles an hour is technologically and scientifically impossible.
  2. The so-called modelling released by the ESA is incomplete and selective. Our team of independent scientists noted that large extracts of the modelling were either missing or had been redacted. Notable omissions either censored or deleted for security or legal reasons were in relation to the speed and trajectory of the 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. Our team determined that calculations released by ESA were based on the comet being of circular or oval shape, and therefore having a predictable speed and trajectory. However, this is clearly not the case with the 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko comet which exhibits an asymmetrical and abstract shape. In short, the comet is very un-comet like which suggests that its entire likeness was fabricated, or enhanced by CGI at least for the purposes of public broadcast.
  3. Significantly, the mission was reportedly executed from ESA Mission Control atESOC in Darmstadt, Germany. Considering that the comet in question is approximately 310,000,000 miles away from Earth, any real-time communication with Philae in respect to its navigation and precision landing on the comet which is traveling 84,000 MPH (23.6 miles per second) would have had to occur faster than the speed of light (i.e., 671,000,000 miles per hour). Even if the ESA was able to communicate with Rosetta and Philae at the speed of light (which they cannot), there would be an approximant 25-27 minute lag between operational manoeuvres emanating from Germany and real-time manoeuvres in deep space (i.e., this is calculated by dividing 310 million by 671 million).



In summary, the navigation and precision landing of the Philae spacecraft on the 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko comet is a complete and elaborate hoax..!!

Scientifically, it’s an impossible feat.

Once again, the American public, and citizens around the world have been misled by government agencies and a complicit media to distract citizens from more pressing issues including the corrupt and underhand conduct of senior government leaders, business figures and those with hidden agendas within sinister networks from right around the world.

It is no coincidence that this so-called interstellar feat of human and scientific ingenuity comes at a time where there is mass civil unrest right across Europe, the United Kingdom and the US, and the world is once again on the precipice of yet another global financial crisis unseen since 2008.

The US government with the backing of Satan’s messenger Barack Obama has formed an unholy alliance with large corporations and the illuminati in an attempt to destroy God’s faithful on unprecedented scale with yet another assault on the Christian values that once held this proud nation together.

Not content with ramming the sinful agenda of the gay lobby down our throats with gay marriage and other sins, Obama wants to seal his last days in power with an all out war on the Christian values that unite us.

Friends, we must stand together and fight this evil before it takes hold and destroys us all.

Finally we have the proof that this so called space probe landing is just another attempt to destroy us and the precious values that hold our society together.

For the love of God I implore you to share these startling new findings on Facebook and amongst your friends before we are shut down by the authorities.

God bless you.




30 Comments leave one →
  1. TB Queensland permalink
    November 21, 2014 6:08 pm

    I fucking knew it!

    The fkn Yanks aren’t called Yanks for nothing but yanking everybody elses dick!

    They’re at it again … just like the fkn moon landings in the Mojave desert!

    Its so easy to do … have a look at Gravity and Interstellar … shit, sreb, I could do it with my little 1089p Sony … and my 12 yo grandson has a green screen too …

    How fkn easy it is for good Christian people to be fooled!

  2. TB Queensland permalink
    November 21, 2014 6:09 pm

    1089p Sony … correction 1080p …

  3. November 21, 2014 7:17 pm

    Of course it`s a hoax.
    (Used as an excuse to skim billions$ from the public purse no doubt.)

    Really.? Who would build a flying solar powered `phrige`.? Shoot the `phrige` at a comet.? And then park the `phige` in a shadow.?

  4. November 21, 2014 8:01 pm

    It’s a scandal! Did you see the shirt that so-called scientist was wearing?

  5. egg permalink
    November 21, 2014 8:18 pm

    Philae is in hibernation, how very convenient.

  6. TB Queensland permalink
    November 21, 2014 8:27 pm

    He had a shirt on! Was there a target on the back?


    I have real problem … I mentioned that I was a fan of Mad as Hell … one of my children said …”it’s just shit” … so much for bringing kids up to be free thinkers …

  7. TB Queensland permalink
    November 21, 2014 8:28 pm

    I wonder how much The Abbott & The Acolytes have “invested” in this nonsense ?

  8. November 21, 2014 9:04 pm

  9. November 21, 2014 9:04 pm


  10. November 21, 2014 9:06 pm

    “so much for bringing kids up to be free thinkers …”

    Maybe not agreeing with you means they are free-thinkers.

  11. November 21, 2014 9:23 pm

    ”””one of my children said …”it’s just shit”””

    Yeah correct, ya`can also tell ya`kid that Michaleff fellow is quite the cnut too, runnin`around telling everybody its `our`abc`, when every fcuker knows its `my’abc`

  12. November 21, 2014 9:59 pm

    Just to clarify: I didn’t read the “facts” in reb’s post above. I never do. I just assume it’s a conversation-starter and skim thtough to get the gist of the “argument”, then add my own bullshit comments.

    That is how the interwebs work, isn’t it?

  13. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    November 21, 2014 10:21 pm

    At first I thought reb may not have written this, but… he probably did…

    ” ramming the sinful agenda of the gay lobby down our throats”

  14. peter permalink
    November 21, 2014 11:54 pm

    The USA lies about everything! man on the moon,9|11, boston bombings, weapons mass destruction, CIA created and funded ISIS, ITS TO COME CLEAN!

  15. Meta permalink
    November 22, 2014 1:35 am

    (“Philae is in hibernation, how very convenient.”

    Of course. Now that the sinister secular religionists and their politically-correct, solar-powered luvvy-mobile have essentially admitted (re)discovery of the inconvenient truth that aromatic hydrocarbons are the perfectly Created foundation of advanced Xtian Civilization in, and of civilizations’ advance into, the God-gifted Cosmos. )

  16. egg permalink
    November 22, 2014 8:38 am

    Analytical chemistry on Mars is also impressive.

    ‘In his bizarre theory, Dr Brandenburg says ancient Martians known as Cydonians and Utopians were massacred in the attack – and evidence of the genocide can still be seen today.’

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  17. Tom R permalink
    November 22, 2014 10:12 am

    John Carter agrees egg. 😯

    But, with the exposure of THAT shirt (thanks tosy), it is now obvious that this terrible hoax was perpetrated by the most diabolical of all hoaxers, Climate “scientists” themselves. Who else but e pretend Scientist would even dream of it?

    After their successful capture of all western governments except for one small village of indomitable Idiots that still holds out against the Romans, it appears that they have now moved on to taking over interplanetary obfuscation, and lent their manipulations of real data into Airfix models to pretending that we lowly humanses could possibly achieve what we know only Bruce Willis could achieve.

    And those pesky kids would have got away with it too if not for THAT shirt!. I mean, he’s pretending to be a Real Scientist, (not one of those climate nutjobs), and yet does not even have a pocket protector! It’s like they forget that EVERYONE watches Big Bang Theory now, so WE know what Real Scientist looks like. Nice try zealots, but we’re onto youse all nows!

    Thanks reb for exposing this for us all. You have done yor country and yor species immeasurable service by bringing this latest atrocity by the climate conglomerate to our attention.

  18. November 22, 2014 10:22 am

    “”Thanks reb for exposing this for us all.””

    You’re welcome. It’s a sense of duty really.

  19. egg permalink
    November 22, 2014 10:54 am

    ‘John Carter agrees egg.’

    The movie bombed, which indicates the earthians were not happy.

  20. egg permalink
    November 22, 2014 12:09 pm

    Phobos is interesting.

    ‘To date, internet speculation on Phobos has included: it’s a gigantic spaceship possibly built as an orbiting station or space observatory; a generation starship that arrived from another star system and was placed in parking orbit around Mars; it was being built in Mars orbit for interstellar travel but was never completed; and, it’s a functional (or non-functional) gargantuan planet-killing space bomb.’

  21. TB Queensland permalink
    November 22, 2014 12:32 pm

    Maybe not agreeing with you means they are free-thinkers.

    Mmmm … I think that was my point … ToSY … but thanks anyway …


    And everyone should know that Mars’ real name is Barsoom anyway!

    So they are Barsoomians … its not fkn rocket science … 😯

  22. TB Queensland permalink
    November 22, 2014 12:33 pm

    The movie bombed

    And being a big fan of the JC stories I can tell you why … anyway the new TV series may redeem the Barsoom concept.

  23. November 22, 2014 12:43 pm

    Hey TB we just brought this yesterday!!!

    and we have one of these

    and may order these next week…

  24. Meta permalink
    November 22, 2014 3:14 pm

    (“… its not fkn rocket science …”

    TB, I’d still humbly submit that there can be only one solution to an (un)free-thinker’s denigration of the signature brainchild of an irreverant, yet revered Malteaser: “release the Kraken!”.)

  25. TB Queensland permalink
    November 22, 2014 8:05 pm

    M!, You do realise that your comments baffle the shite out of egg and Kneel? (and a few others I’d suggest)

    Kraken is chuckle stuff and SM being serious is funny in itself!


    RP … (hang on just wiping the dribble away) … that’s just showing off!

    And I checked … just over a grand for the pocket camera is CHEAP! Guess what my next camera will be!

    Super stuff!

  26. November 22, 2014 8:31 pm

    (For Certain; allowing the luvvy-mobile to be fully loaded with beer or wine `before` launching solar-powered `phrige` at comet; would have been much-more politically correct. However; Plan-B is still in play to build nanny-roxon style X-topian society; increased revenue suggestions on liquid-like refreshments and military-grade packaging.)

  27. TB Queensland permalink
    November 22, 2014 9:11 pm

    I think that last comment may be a breach of copyright © Meta … those (are pretty unique)

  28. November 22, 2014 10:09 pm

    (For Certain; We won`t be able to find the Kraken so we can feed it the Malteaser; however; l can make myself available at a moments notice to drive the luvvy-truck over the Malteaser; several times if necessary.)

  29. egg permalink
    November 30, 2014 9:30 am

    ‘Conspiracy forums have been set ablaze this week after a lady claiming to be a former Nasa employee claimed she has seen humans on Mars.’

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  30. m. pewunov permalink
    January 14, 2015 6:44 pm

    Article sophomoric. If the velocity of the comet 20 km / sec relative to the Sun, the spacecraft from Earth will be released at a speed of 30 + – 8 km / sec relative to the sun.
    Relatively comet reduce speed to zero is difficult, but possible.
    Comet has its own gravitational field, because the task to get to the first space and become a satellite of the comet.
    Philae was not going to sit on the comet, it

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