“He Lied!” – Alan Jones unleashes Bitch Slap Fury over Broken Promise!
Not a happy camper. Alan Jones Livid over Broken Promise
Controversial shock jock Alana Jones has lashed out at Queensland Premier Campbell Newman accusing him of lying and calling the LNP “”a pack of prostitutes”” during his popular breakfast radio show.
The Sydney-based “broadcaster” grew up on the Darling Downs, and has been a long-time campaigner against the expansion of coal mining and the introduction of coal seam gas mining in the rich cropping region.
He told listeners on Monday that Mr Newman had given him a “personal guarantee” that there would be no further development of a New Acland coal mine near Oakey. However the project was approved four weeks ago.
HE LIED!
“Campbell Newman told me in my house that if he were to become premier, there would be no Acland stage three,” Jones said on air.
“Campbell Newman lied to me.”
“I have no reason to believe anything he’s promising Queenslanders today.”
Jones said New Hope Coal had donated $650,000 to the LNP, and hosted senior ministers at private functions including corporate boxes at Suncorp Stadium.
The mine expansion was approved on December 19 by the Deputy Premier Jeff Seeney.
SLUTS!
“It’s called prostitution … what was the price that New Hope had to pay to get Acland stage three approved?” Jones said.
Jones’ diatribe against Mr Newman and the LNP didn’t end there, as he went on to slam the Newman government’s performance on jobs, debt management and its relations with the health and legal professions.
Without a hint of irony, he called Mr Newman a “bully.”
“Campbell Newman is only interested in one job and that’s his own.”
“He couldn’t give a continental about anyone else’s.”
(what does that even mean..?)
Jones also predicted that Newman would lose the seat of Ashgrove on election day, and that the LNP should reveal who would lead the party in such an eventuality.
POULTRY PONZI SCHEME IMPLICATED
“I couldn’t back Campbell Newman to win a chook raffle,” he said.
Speaking to The Gutter Trash after his first show, Jones said his distaste for mining projects such as Acland and Adani’s Galilee Basin proposal stemmed from his childhood.
PASSIONATE VIEWS STEM FROM LIFE OF POVERTY
“I have an obligation to my Mum and Dad who eked a living out of that agricultural land on the Darling Downs to give us all a chance,” he said.
He said it was easy for people to tag him as a “right-wing” commentator.
“These people think ‘oh well he’s voted Liberal all his life, when the election comes he’ll toe the line, he’ll fall into line’ – I don’t fall into line with anyone.”
Jones denied he had become a champion for the environment due to his stance.
“I BELIEVE IN MINING”
“Not really, I believe in mining, Gina Rinehart and Andrew Forrest are the true heroes of Australia in my opinion, but they’re mining on uncontested land,” he said.
“They’re not where someone is farming – the Darling Downs is some of the richest agricultural land in the world.”
When asked what he thought about Jones weighing in, Campbell Newman said his focus was on jobs.
“Alan Jones is a bloke from Sydney who has made all sorts of comments in the past and there’s nothing new about anything he’s said,” he said.
“Over a thousand people when I last checked, directly or indirectly rely on that Acland mine and we are going to make sure that it happens in an environmentally appropriate way and that’s the approval that’s been given.”
JONES COY ON SORDID NEWMAN GOVT SEX SCANDAL DETAILS
Jones said he would have more to reveal about the LNP government over the next two weeks, but refused to give any details.
However, he did say Mr Newman and senior ministers would be banned from his program, as they had refused multiple invitations in the past.
“They’ve had two and a half years to explain themselves, and they haven’t, they’ve ignored everyone, they’ve walked all over everyone,” he said.
“They think the people of Queensland are stupid, and we’ll find out on January 31 that they’re not.”
theguttertrash.com 
To give ‘a continental’ Reb is 70s vernacular and a truncation of ‘Continental Boot’, Aussie
rhyming slang meaning ‘I don’t give a root’ or ‘I don’t/he doesn’t’/they don’t give a fuck.
Thanks for the clarification EE.
It’s amazing what you can find out these days…
I did not know that. (What, exactly, was/is a continental boot?)
I cant stop laughing…
I cunt face the fact that people cunt understand a pseudo-austrian-english accent.
I preferred her as Mary Poppins but calling her a cunt face seems too severe, even for a nun.
Just re-watched Trainspotting. Nothing in that picture would jog reb’s memory glands.
#libspilleleventy
Kelly Macdonald went on to become Nucky Thompson’s wife.
Alan Jones as an old lefty queen sits better with me.
justsayin’
LOL @ ToM and ToSY
I think I need to watch Trainspoi\tting itinagian!
You know what I mean..
Just been to see The Water Diviner …
Consumerism. People buying things for no other reason that there are things to buy..
#Cuntface
“Just been to see The Water Diviner …”
Was there anything you found you couldn’t face?
I recently saw and enjoyed The Grand Budapest Hotel – uplifting.
#nuckythompsonisboss
#trainspottingisboss
#irvinewelshisboss
#acidhouseetalarealsobosses
#abrahamsetrakianisboss
Tony; In the late 19th and early part of the 20th century, it was fashionable for the British upper classes to ‘tour the Continent’, that is the rest of Europe, principally France and Italy during the Spring and early summer. (See Graham Greene’s “Travels with my Aunt for more on this or E.M. Forster’s “A Room with a View” both have movie versions if you can’t be bothered to read either) Naturally, the British considered themselves superior to what they regarded as ‘over excitable garlic munchers’ and their fashion sense. Ergo, a ‘Continental boot’ referred to the footwear worn by Italians or the French. I’m sure that you can join the dots from there.
I’m sure all sensible people base their voting preferences on the ranting of Alan.
Thank you EE
I’m pleased to say that I’ve learned something today. I have heard the expression many times and have assumed it was the same as not giving a fck, but did not know the history behind it.
Jones is dead against CSG mining. I think the reason is that type of mining can contaminate the water table.
On the other side govts are looking for ways to increase their revenue and CSG mining is a good way to do it.
Was there anything you found you couldn’t face?
Nah, my waters fine thanks …
I think the reason is that type of mining can contaminate the water table.
Think? FMD!
Here I was thinking Kneel was a schoolkid … and he’s never been …
On the other side govts are looking for ways to increase their revenue and CSG mining is a good way to do it.
🙄 at the risk of fucking up the water table FOREVER! “The other side” as you put it is a bunch of Robber Barons who want to make a quick profit and don’t give a fuck about the consequences …
No wonder 1% of the world’s population own 50% of the wealth …
Get a copy of Elysium and watch it a few times (its quite an intellectual film for you) …
Anytime A.O.
Hmm. I was looking for an image of a continental boot (couldn’t find one) when I came across this. Apparently they were voted the #1 Christmas gift 2014. 😯
““The other side” as you put it is a bunch of Robber Barons who want to make a quick profit and don’t give a fuck about the consequences … “
So you agree with Jones??
As you would expect i listen to 2GB and i find myself nodding in agreement with what most of Jones says.
So you agree with Jones??
On this occasion, on this subject, yes …
I also agree with, Jones, that Noddy Newman is a consummate liar …
Well govts want revenue and CSG mining is a way to do it.
I do not think telling lies is confined to only one party
Are there any papers which show CSG mining can damage the water table??
Water is the most valuable commodity in this country. Most countries have lots of water except for us.
I have no expertise in this area but my common sense tells me Alan Jones is right.
Well govts want revenue and CSG mining is a way to do it.
mining isn’t the way to go, think of the future for qld
http://qld.greens.org.au/news/qld/greens-turn-innovative-queensland-research-new-industries-state-economy
I have voted Greens for years and nothing the other parties do have convinced me otherwise. They are corrupt and corrupted by the corporations and donations/lobbying, they have completely forgotten that:
#we live in a society not an economy
People yearn for innovation, modernisation and change. Industry that does not involve digging up and selling off the country.
Until they change their ways, and produce policies that actually benefit the country, not harming it, I can’t see me changing my vote.
Are there any papers which show CSG mining can damage the water table??
plenty, if you care to look
#we live in a society not an economy
Most of us about … 99% apparently …
Clever tag, KL, know who wrote it? 😉
just pre-empting a response from TB
#we live in a society not an economy © ™
christine milne uses the phrase a lot 🙂
hah!
The Greens would kill everybody who disagreed with their policies if they ever got into power.
The only society left would be those who still alive, agreed with Greens policies.
The Greens would kill everybody who disagreed with their policies if they ever got into power.
The only society left would be those who still alive, agreed with Greens policies.
great, can’t wait!
The Greens would kill everybody who disagreed with their policies
And the rest would live until they were 150?
know who wrote it?
Someone on the internets. I recall reading years ago 🙂
Some Frackups
http://aidanricketts.com/contaminated-sites-and-accidents-related-specifically-to-csglng-in-australia/
l don`t think it`s any surprise to most that the teabags told lies. lt is enjoyable tho, to see Jones and Limited-News have their tanty`s when the the imbeciles they backed, prove themselves the lying imbeciles the rest of us already knew they were. #teabag-media
Thats quite a list of fracking fcuk-ups TomR, in the future, we will probably see the teabumpkins squealing coz the frackers fcuked the watertable or contaminated a live-beef delivery and got`em banned. Rest assured tho, the teabumpkins will stick with the teabags coz they look after their interests. #teabumpkin-retardation
Jones calling the LNP prostitutes is a case of “the pot calling the kettle black”
is a case of “the pot calling the kettle black”
Exactly. The amount of times jones has been massaged by the “powers that be” for uttering “inaccuracies” is legion.
What he, and other morons mistake, and as AO has laboured to explain, is that It’s the Trend, Stupid
Having jones arguing for a case, even when it is right, just feels wrong, imo
quite a list of fracking fcuk-ups
or is it quite a list of fcuking frackups ?
It has always amazed me that they flogged a name used by a science fiction show as an replacement for the word fucking to describe what they are doing to the earth.
That takes some chutzpah.
Then again, it is more probable that the show stole the term from the process 😉
It has always amazed me that they flogged a name used by a science fiction
We do have similar thoughts, TR … 😆
(For the uninitiated look up Battlestar Galactica)
This topic was raised the the Catallaxy blog one day. I made a comment supporting Alan Jones and i got abused. Here is one post the next day.
Looks like Mk50 does not know who i vote for and has got me completely wrong
http://catallaxyfiles.com/2015/01/21/wednesday-forum-january-21-2015/comment-page-1/#comment-1577011
Neil the greenfilth knobgobbler:
Jones for some reason is against CSG mining.
He makes money from the controversy and protects his own landed estates by this stance; so nice for you to be standing up for the wealthy, elitist landowning class.
After all, why should the poor and working class have cheap energy? Especially when it might spoil the view of a member of the wealthy, elitist landowning class?
He is not against Reinhart.
But disgusting greenfilther scum like you are, which is why you raised it.
Jones thinks CSG mining will damage the water table.
Aaaah, the greenfilth mantra de jour.
No, he knows that it cannot do so (please tell me, genius, how water, sand and natural gas can ‘pollute’ anything, let alone a water table normally separated from the gas-bearing strata by at least hundreds of metres of impermeable rock, and often by over a thousand metres of such rock). It’s just that he’s a member of the wealthy, elitist landowning class and will use any bumper-sticker slogan to try and get the peasants like you on-side. It works a treat with window-licking, mouth-breathing cretins like you.
And water is a valuable asset in this country.
No, it’s not. The Tasman Sea, Coral Sea and Indian ocean are chokka with the stuff. But of course, as a greenfilther you were far, far too stupid to say ‘fresh water’.
And in any case it’s a non sequiter and so a fallacy in logic. But as a functionally illiterate greenfilth vermin, you are unable to comprehend basic matters of comprehension: hence your self-restriction to bumper-sticker slogans.
Now off you toddle, your bong, dole payment and picture of Che are pining for you
Kneel I do hope you learnt from that …
Especially that at TGT we generally try to discuss things like adults (chuckle) … however, as my children and grandchildren have been taught … for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction (not original I know) … but if you choose (as Mk50 has obviously done) to play vindictively … then you will get the reaction …
I can only add that commenters here are usually very broadminded (and actually very knowledgeable) … comes with experience … treat us with respect for OUR knowledge and guess what the reaction will be …
I do give ToSY and ToM a hard time but (and I’m sure they know) with respect … 😉
Oh, and never, ever believe what someone tells you … research it yourself … especially the shite that, sreb writes …
Have a happy day … 🙂
Away from Netflix specifically, Hastings had some bad news for Aussies, claiming that he believes that when it comes to internet speed “25Mbps is kind of a baseline for the next five years, as opposed to the last five years.”
That’s the same speed that Malcolm Turnbull is promising to deliver as part of the new multi-technology NBN rollout.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/home-entertainment/netflix-ceo-reed-hastings-talks-geoblocking-pirating-and-broadband-speeds/story-fn8tnfhb-1227193229499
This bunch of sanctimonious catlik pricks now ensconced in Canberra have … in one year … set this country back a decade .. in so many ways!
Toxic Tony … Liberal Lackeys … Rupert Murdoch needs to retire … fucking old, wanker Robber Baron …
“I do give ToSY and ToM a hard time but (and I’m sure they know) with respect … ;)”
Well, I can’t speak for ToM, but I’d like to take this opportunity to say, with all due respect: go fuck yourself you silly old Queenslander.
… go fuck yourself you silly old Queenslander.
Oh, I wish, ToSY …
I just love Mexican humour … reminds me of kindy …
TB – “Have a happy day … 🙂
I was saying just the same thing on the other thread!
Everyone can go and get fucked as far as I’m concerned.
Thank you!
…and may I express similar sentiments about your wellbeing!
I was saying just the same thing on the other thread!
Chuckle … its not hard, ToM, everyone is so fkn serious …
Just got in the shit, “what would you do if we won 1/2 a million …?”
Nothing much, I like my life as its is … made the mistake of not saying the word holiday … we’re going to Eratap this year FFS!
Everyone can go and get fucked as far as I’m concerned.
OK, what happened on that fkn holiday or yours?
BTW, we all luv youse … 🙂
It’s still quite balmy where I am, so I’m not taking any chances. A few bottles of chilled Marlborough region Sauvignon Blanc should keep me hydrated.
ToM, just saw yer post … support from the pisspot above .. I see …
ToSY I do hope that’s from across the Ditch best Sav Blanc in the world from the Kiwis …
Everyone can go and get fucked as far as I’m concerned.
It’s not that I don’t try reb, truly. Maybe it’s the face? 😦
hat would you do if we won 1/2 a million
The same as now, just more (mine would go to eleventy……) 🙂
“ToSY I do hope that’s from across the Ditch best Sav Blanc in the world from the Kiwis …”
Yup.
“The same as now, just more (mine would go to eleventy……) :)”
Haha. Starting to get the hang of that maths thingy?
tarting to get the hang of that maths thingy?
baby steps tosy, baby steps 😉
Who wants to be a millionaire …
Dinner!
sre-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b! WTF?
I hope this is just a hiatus reb, but, if not thanks for the time you have spent and the effort of putting up with all those other posters (I know it couldn’t be me) 🙂
And I’ll try and work out that twit thingy and keep in touch.
I guess, if it’s permanent, there is not much else to say, except, So long, and thanks for all the fish
”””I hope this is just a hiatus”””’
l suspect it will be TomR, by about tuesday reb will need a break from his psycho`s at work and be back needing some comedy relief from the `tinfoil-warriors`. l also can`t see him wanting to miss out as the teabags stupidity ramps up, more `workchoice` noises today, Hicks looks like getting his us-military`conviction` quashed, (which will also see a scramble by teabags running off-shore gulags). Things are going to get a shit-load more interesting as the canberra teabags reach `peak-stupid` over the next couple of years.
I like this blog, and almost all of the people on it.
Take a good dose of red (2006 bin 389 is recommended) and re hydrate!
“”by about tuesday””
It didn’t even last 24 hours…!
l saw this on telly, a rusted-on teabag gives mr-rabbit an ear-thrashing on squawk-back radio,
(text and video) http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-22/talkback-caller-tells-tony-abbott-he-is-worlds-worst-salesman/6034782
mr-rabbit winks at the end, #still.not.learning
WORKCHOICES THREE! (Or WWW III!)
http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/productivity-commission-to-probe-minimum-wage-and-penalty-rates-in-once-in-a-generation-inquiry/story-e6frfm9r-1227194140312
Alan Jones is not a leftie.
Jones led the campaign against the Carbon Tax. Is anti wind farms. And is anti AGW.
But Jones is against CSG mining and against coal mining on prime agricultural land.
I tend to agree with most of that.
But i got abused for standing up for Jones on the Catallaxy blog.
By the way why do we need to do CSG mining anyway? I thought we had lots of natural gas in WA. Perhaps we export all of it leaving nothing left for us.
”””It didn’t even last 24 hours..!”””
l guess l under estimated the work psycho`s 🙂
+
No surprise about dumpty either reb, she insisted on dancing on the train tracks and ignored repeated warnings from the train. #splat!
Take a good dose of red
So, we get to take a good does of reb instead? 🙂