Craig Emerson to represent Australia at Eurovision!
It’s the reality TV show that attracts 200 million viewers every year, and this year Australia has been invited to participate alongside 40 other countries in the Eurovision song contest.
Australia certainly isn’t bereft of musical talent with the likes of Guy Sebastien, Anthony Callea and Deltra Goodrem tipped as close contenders for the top spot. However The Gutter Trash can reveal that Craig Emerson has been approached to represent Australia at the Eurovison global phenomenon with his jaw-dropping rendition of The Skyhook’s classic “Horror Movie.”
Speaking to reporters this morning, entertainment guru Molly Meldrum backed the surprise choice. “Australia is brimming with extraordinary talent, from Olivia Newton John to John Farnham and Renee Geyer,” said Molly. “Any one of them could have been suitable, but at the end of the day we couldn’t escape the conclusion that they’re all just a pack of tired old hacks.”
“Eurovision is all about fresh young faces and raw talent and that’s exactly what Craig has in bucket loads,” He said.
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Guffaw!
What the Frack? is he Sponsored by Santos and AGL he’s a gas..
Guffaw! That’s about it, ToSY … it wouldn’t be much different from some of the “acts” I’ve seen over the years (I grew up in’t Old Dart remember!) especially in recent years …
Craig could form a group … didn’t ABBA get their start on EV?
Surely you mean:
“Eurovision is all about fresh young faeces and raw sewage and that’s exactly what Craig has in bucket loads,”
“””fresh young faeces “”
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That shit, makes a lot of money tho’, sb … chuckle …
Has anyone else been watching The Knick? I recommend it.
Where do I find … The Knick?
Mmmm thought so … pay TV with adverts …
s’OK, just checked it out on IMDB … showed it to, The Minister, (who’s a big fan of this genre … see Bramwell – female doc in London late 1800’s … ABC)
I am now acquiring the first series for her … and me … I like period shows for the history and innovation – not so much the medical stuff … spent too long at the frontline of H&S, I guess …
Thanks … ToSY … good call …
KL, if you want disc please let me know … via you know who …
Want to read the silliest article I’ve ever read? Young wannabe journalistic nonsense if ever I read it …
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/if-youre-over-30-its-already-too-late-for-you-to-get-rich/story-e6frfmci-1227216213380
Most millionaires don’t actually make it until they are in their fifties …
Where do News Ltd get these people from … ?
Wenlei Ma’s bio …
And I doubt these numbers have changed much …
Nah, lts the usual limited-news dross aimed at teabags and wanna-be teabags. The last bits are the clue.
”””If it’s not too late for you already, learn as much as you can so you can earn as much as you can.”””’
and ”””How to ask for a pay rise”””
#both of which are available to less and less of the workforce, what was this months job-losses, 20,000 full-time.? that went up in smoke. Earlier in said `article` they talk of `brawn` and `brain` jobs, they don`t mention there is less of them either that aren`t junk-job status.
I don’t believe in an interventionist God.