It’s not too late to change the name of the Royal Baby!
Britain’s Prince William and the so-called “Duchess of Cambridge” have dubbed their latest offspring Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana.
But it’s not too late. Here at The Gutter Trash, we don’t take these things lightly, and while some people might think it’s fine to give their child three first names it would be easy to conclude that William and Kate have let the team, or should that be “the family” down.
Prince Harry has described the new baby as “beautiful” (has anyone ever called someone else’s baby butt ugly?), but admits he’s yet to see it.
Royal watchers are delighted of course, which is all well and good, but I can’t help but thinking that a simpler, more down to earth type of name might’ve been more grounding for the young one.
Something along the lines of Morag, or Fanny perhaps.
Do we have any other suggestions?