Budget Night Bingo: Live Drinking Game!
Yes folks, it’s that time of the year, where once again we hear this Government’s great plans for the year ahead – it’s visionary economic growth strategy that will see Australia propelled head first onto the global stage of economic enviousness.
Taking a leaf out of the Government’s own self-inflicted austerity measures, but without sacking our own staff, we have decided to re-use last year’s Budget Nite Bingo Card, mainly because not a lot has changed since last year, although perhaps tonight we will hear the term “fair” bandied about a fair bit.
Print the picture out in colour and cut it out with a pair of scissors. Using some glue (optional) stick it onto a piece of cardboard. Allow to dry. Tune in to the Live Budget Broadcast on ABC at 7:30pm and when you hear Joe Hockey say something funny check your Bingo Card and if what he is saying is written there take a slug of wine or beer (or spirits if you prefer). Compare notes with other people here at the blog “in real time!””
If you’re sober at the end, you’ve lost.
PS. The Gutter Trash does not condone irresponsible drinking. Enjoy alcohol in moderation. (Which is where you might find egg).