Should we kill Johnny Depps’ Dogs?
Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce has lashed out at controversial shock jock Kyle Sandilands calling him a “savage little man” after Sandilands called Joyce a “wanker” for his handling of Johnny Depp’s dogs. Depp is accused of secretly smuggling his dogs into the country, which is against the proper process.
The drama unfolded earlier today on Sandilands’ so-called “Kyle & Jackie O Show,” when the Immigration Minister was attempting to explain why he was threatening to have Depp’s dogs euthanised.
AUSTRALIA – A BUNCH OF HILLBILLY REDNECKS
Sandilands was furious that Johnny’s pet pooches have been placed on Death row, telling the agriculture minister he has had made Australia look like “a bunch of hillbilly rednecks.”
“I’m not saying that he shouldn’t be fined or the dogs shouldn’t be quarantined,” Sandilands replied.
BUGGER OFF BACK TO HOLLYWOOD
“What I’m saying is, you sound like an absolute clown telling the guy to bugger off back to Hollywood or we’ll kill his dogs.
“You sound like an idiot. You should have re-worded your statement.
“You’re a government minister – have some decency.”
“Jeeze Kyle, that seems interesting coming from you,” Joyce shot back.
This only infuriated Sandilands further prompted this heated exchange:
Sandilands: “Oh shut up, Barnaby. You’re an absolute joke, Barnaby!”
Joyce: “Keep going mate. Keep going mate. Good on you.”
Sandilands: “I’m going off because you sound like an insensitive wanker.”
Joyce: “You’re a savage little man aren’t you?”
Sandilands: “I’m not even a little man, I’m six-foot-one.”
Depp is in Australia to film the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie and avoided Australia’s obligatory quarantine measures when he flew his Yorhsire Terriers “Boo” and “Pistol” by private jet to the Gold Coast.
Although, the Department of Agriculture won’t comment on specific cases, a spokesperson told The Gutter Trash that all animals entering Australia must follow proper processes.
“All animals entering Australia must have an import permit, which is only issued after confirmation that all import requirements have been met.
“These import requirements, which include rigorous health and biosecurity checks, are essential to ensure pests and diseases from overseas are not brought here.
“Any animal which is imported without meeting Australia’s import conditions will be ordered into quarantine and will either be exported or euthanised.”
The Agriculture Minister said the fact the two dogs were not declared to Customs is a “concern” for Australia “because Pistol and Boo come from a country that has rabies”, and added “Pistol and Boo have had their lives threatened by the actions of Mr Depp” as a consequence.
Mr Joyce spoke to The Gutter Trash this morning with the latest update about Depp’s two dogs.
“I’m informed that Pistol and Boo are preparing to fly on a private jet back to the United States which is the best news that I’ve got,” Mr Joyce said.
The Gutter Trash understands that there is a countdown clock preparing for the dogs’ impending executions.