At the Movies with TB: Jurassic World Review
June 24, 2015
Jurassic World
Spoiler Alert! Nah … just joking …
A theme park on an island with dinosaurs … two kids fly in a helicopter … a dumb “blonde” marketing exec who is also the kids aunt … a hero who “understands” raptors … a dickhead who wants to use raptors to save the world … experiments go wrong … a monster escapes … the two kids are chased … the hero saves everyone … there’s a big dinosaur fight and the experiment is killed (eaten actually) by another monster from the sea … the dumb girl and the hero kiss … everyone (who isn’t killed) lives on … The End
Ka-ching!
Steven Spielberg makes a mint re-shooting Jurassic Park and changing a word in the title …
Me: ⭐ (I have a short attention span with repeats)
The Minister: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
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I think you mean “the kids’ aunt”……
Just sayin’
So Teebz was playing his reel to reel home movies of when he was a kid again:-)
Yep……….I saw it with Mrs Walrus last Saturday at Gold Class (bloody hell they know how to charge for medicre wine by the bottle. I think the cheapest sav blanc was $48).
If you just park your brain at the entrance you’ll enjoy it
If you just park your brain at the entrance you’ll enjoy it
And I don’t know about your local GC, Wally, but none of the wine here is from Oz …
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I think you mean “the kids’ aunt”……
So why didn’t you correct, smartarse …
Now you know what I would say to you if I was Wally!
Actually it must have been spine chilling for you, Wally? That Unterwasser monster eating anything in the sea an’ all!
So Teebz was playing his reel to reel home movies of when he was a kid again:-)
GET FUCKED! As Wally would say …
Only B&W photos when I was a kid … got my first super 8 camera/projector over 30 years ago and the projector still works fine (sound too) … Sankyo Sound 600 … recently bought new belts and globes on eBay!
$88.50 is getting expensive for 2 tix to GC as well. Dont know what you pay TB.
The sauv blanc was South Australian.
And as is most things Coonawarra, pretty bland, second rate, too expensive for what you get, leaving a rather horrible after taste lasting quite sometime . Typical for SA
Probably could have been sourced better overseas.
Is TomR around I wonder ?
$56.50 online Wally … I assume you have a cinebuzz card for the odd freebie?
“$56.50 online Wally …”
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
I’m moving to Qld.
We went to Bondi Junction as we were meeting group of friends for dinner at Surry Hills (next to the SCG) and the Spit Bridge is a fucking nightmare coming from Palm Beach on Saturdays. Some friends drove us in as they were coming to dinner as well.
The fucking Junction is the most fucking expensive place on the planet.
$88.50 for tix $14 for 2.5 fucking hours of parking
Here on the Basque Coast I’ve had to drop in on some French 16 year olds to get a wave.
“That’s for the Rainbow Warrior” I said.
Next time I think I’ll just say “OI, OI, OI”
I’m moving to Qld.
Aw, shit! er that was $156.50 … whew …