Blib on the Block
Opposition leader Bilbo Hootspeak is facing a Royal Commission into so-called Union Corruption.
Mr Shorten drinking water, is facing allegations that he failed to declare a $40,000 donation to his 2007 election campaign.
Commissioner John Heydon QC is finding the enquiry hard going, struggling to land any sort of killer blow.
Frustrated by his own conduct, Mr Heydon turned on Mr Shorten accusing him of deliberately delaying progress of the enquiry.
“I think it is partly your fault that we are proceeding rather slowly through the material,” he said.
This, despite the fact that Blib is really just there to answer questions.