Exclusive: Geert Wilders Secret Blonde Ambitions!

****A GUTTER TRASH EXCLUSIVE!****

He’s the poster boy for the latest party of redneck nutters aka the so-called Australian Liberty Alliance that wants to set up a new political movement to rival the likes of Jacqui Lambie and Pauline Hanson, but how much do we really know about controversial unit-Islam Netherlands MP Geert Wilders?

Geert, 52 is a Dutch politician and the founder and leader of the Party for Freedom, which according to their webshite is “Australia’s newest political party dedicated to building a patriotic conservative alternative to the major treasonous political parties.”

GO FREEDOM!

You can read all about their idea here.  Geert has been granted a visa to attend the launch of the new Australian Liberty Alliance  party to be held at a secret location somewhere in Perth this month.

The party, which is inspired by that of Mr Wilders, wants to ban full-face coverings in public spaces and calls for a 10-year moratorium on resident visa applications by people from Islamic countries.

BLONDE AMBITIONS CONCEAL HIS REAL ROOTS!

The Gutter Trash can reveal (with thanks to our exclusive sources), that Geert is in fact a “bottle blonde” and his peroxide penchant hides more than just greying roots.

In fact, our genealogy experts confirm that Geert’s real roots hark back to the Islamic nation of Indonesia and he regularly bleaches his hair to appear “more Dutch” and “less Indonesian.”

Gutter Trash consultant and Antropologist Lizzy van Leeuwen says there is no doubt – “Geert Wilders is of Indonesian origin. He bleached his hair to cover this up.”

According to van Leeuwen, Wilders’ maternal grandmother is from a Jewish-Indonesian family, named Meijer.

Archives show that her husband, Wilders’ grandfather, did not serve as a soldier in Dutch-India, like Wilders himself stated, but as a government clerk.

Wilders’ grandfather was fired during leave in the Netherlands in 1934. Due to financial problems he and his family could not return to Indonesia.

Wilders’ viewpoints can be directly tributed to his family history, says van Leeuwen.

Wilders shares his anti-islamic stance and “extreme patriotism” with a lot of other politicians with Indonesian origins, as well as with the national-socialist NSB, which was very popular in Dutch-India in the 1930s.

HAIR DYE SALON OR AT HOME?

We asked the experts at Tranny Hairdressing in Footscray for a professional opinion and the overwhelming consensus is that Geert opts for a do-it-yourself job in the privacy of his own home. While home dye solutions aren’t what they were ten years ago it can be difficult to achieve the same results that a professional hairdressers would deliver.

Geert obviously has a regrowth problem and while it can be time consuming, if you’re going to try to alter the course of history by retouching your roots well, occasionally you need to spend more time retouching your roots.