All I want for Christmas is Youse!
It’s that time of year again when we get together and pretend that we all like each other.
Some of you have already jumped the gun, with all this talk of collectables, smoked meats and barbecues.
Heck you’d even be forgiven for thinking that Walrus and TB actually ‘like’ each other parumpapumpum.
But, in the interests of it being crass mass n’all, the benevolent board at The Gutter Trash International Media Consortium have decided that it’s time to splash out on gifts for our many, many grateful contributors, and so they’ve given me the job of choosing them for all of youse.
No don’t thank me.
So here are my gifts. Enjoy…!
For Splatterbottom, and for the benefit of your friends and family…
For the sophisticated individual who has everything, I give you the gift of your own attractive and professionally attired sommelier …
For Kittylitter.. I made you some nice muffins..
For TB.. a new business opportunity to take advantage of your unique skills..
For ToM R some musical entertainment..
For Shane, some advice for dealing with arseholes..
For Walrus.. some lovely reading material..
For #TeaBagz (and for the benefit of the rest of us too)..
For Toilet boss:
Happy regularly-occurring-time-of-the-year everyone!
Did I miss anyone…? 😯