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‘End Of Life As We Know It’: Kerri-Anne Predicts Global Apocalypse if Labor win!

May 15, 2019

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One-time celebrity show queen and now disgruntled embittered middle-aged hag Kerrie-Anne Kennerley has issued a dire warning for Australia and “the rest of the world” claiming that a Bill Shorten – Labor win this Saturday night will “end life as we know it.”

The once popular celebrity made the startling prediction on Channel Ten’s “Studio 10” daytime chat show earlier today claiming that no one will be spared from the global death and devastation that will be unleashed across the planet [as early as next week].

The bizarre tirade began innocently enough but exploded into a doomsday prophecy when the conversation turned to gender dysphoria.

The veteran host, 64, immediately slammed Labor’s plan to set up a taxpayer-funded National Gender Centre.

‘One thing I’m seriously outraged about, the millions and millions they’ll spend on a Gender Commission,’ Kennerley said.

‘These kids out there who are gender confused, and there’s a percentage of people out there gender confused, they will put up this Commission and we, like Tasmania, will have a child and it won’t be male or female, it will be gender-free.

‘That’ll be national.’

Kennerley was referring to Tasmania’s new policy of making gender optional on birth certificates – although Mr Shorten has said he will not implement this nationally.

Ms Kennerley also attacked Mr Shorten’s economic policies, including his proposed changes to the way profits from shares are taxed.

She admitted that she had to ‘google’ what franking credits were but went on to criticise Mr Shorten’s planned changes to them anyway.

‘Taking money retrospectively, as they will do, that franking credits, I had to google that, this is the way (for) self-funded retirees not to leach off the government pension.

‘They look after themselves. They’ve got a plan. He’s going to rip that off them.’

She also criticised Mr Shorten’s plan to remove tax breaks for property investors.

‘He’ll put in negative gearing… no more investment into houses so your rent will go up.’

 

 

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  1. May 15, 2019 5:53 pm

    This vicious old slag has spent her life crawling up the collective arses of the Packers Murdochs Stokes John Howard and the Liberals,and spent the other half sucking on Alan Jones cock.
    A truly horrible vindictive vicious bitter demented old hag!…………

  2. TB Queensland permalink
    May 15, 2019 6:15 pm

    KAK was a local in the 60’s … I have been “reliably” informed that I was “discussed’ – as I was on stage – with, The Minister, not very clever! KAK, not knowing we were married, maybe she thought, The Minister, drank a lot of beer … or somefink?

    She seems to have gone off the rails badly since her husband, John, curled his toes …

    Curious to know how many properties and shares she has …

    BTW, I talked to her for about three minutes … 🙂

  3. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 15, 2019 6:22 pm

    “A truly horrible vindictive vicious bitter demented old hag!…………”

    Perhaps you should look in the mirror. ALP/Greens are the home of vindictive vicious people. And she is right about the ALP.

    Swan was handed a budget surplus of $20B and within 12 months turned it into a $27B budget deficit and we have been in budget deficit ever since. We were debt free in 2007 and who knows what the debt is now. We had a car industry in 2007 which died under Labor. Our detention centers were empty in 2007 until ALP/Greens locked up 50,000 people.

  4. TB Queensland permalink
    May 15, 2019 6:27 pm

    Best I could find

    Kerri-Anne Kennerley Net Worth

    In 2018, Kerri-Anne Kennerley’s net worth has growing significantly. End of the year, Kerri-Anne Kennerley’s estimated net worth Under Review. You may check Estimated Net Worth of Kevin Frankish, Kevin Frank and Kerrianne Kennerly.
    Net Worth (2019) $1 Million – $10 Million (Approx.)
    Estimated Net Worth (2018) $100K – $1 Million
    EstimatedNet Worth (2017) Not Available

    https://idolcelebs.com/networth/kerri-anne-kennerley/

    Even the the lower numbers are impressive … KAK was “working class” BTW

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerri-Anne_Kennerley

  5. TB Queensland permalink
    May 15, 2019 6:30 pm

    For NEEEEEEL

    https://www.smh.com.au/national/howard-failed-as-treasurer-says-costello-20070719-gdqnhj.html

    THE Treasurer, Peter Costello, has exposed the bitterness at the core of the Federal Government by describing his leader, John Howard, as a failed economic manager.

    “The Howard treasurership was not a success in terms of interest rates and inflation,” Mr Costello told the authors of a forthcoming book, adding: “He had not been a great reformer.”

    With the Prime Minister about to appeal for a fifth term in power based largely on the economic credentials of his Government, these criticisms threaten to harm its credibility and unity.

    Sorry to burst your bubble NEEEEEEEL – no I’m not!

  6. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 15, 2019 6:59 pm

    TB

    As you know i think you and all ALP/Greens supporters are liars just like the journalist in that article. The first lie i was told in 2007 was that the “lying rodent” introduced a new rule. Work one hour and u r employed. So “lying rodent” manipulated the unemployment figure to make his govt look better. I still see this lie told in 2019. Did Howard introduce the rule into Britain? It is a international definition used in allOECD countries.

    My point is that most of your links are false, your opinions are false and you harm the lives of people

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46264291

    But why does the ONS use one hour as the definition?

    Choosing whether to define someone as being in employment or not can be a bit of a conundrum, says Tony Wilson, director at the Institute for Employment Studies.
    “Why pick one hour? Well, because if you put the bar higher, you might end up classifying people as unemployed even though they’re working.”
    “You have to draw the line somewhere,” he says.
    The ONS definition is also an international one – drawn up by the International Labour Organization (ILO). By choosing to use the ILO’s definition, the UK’s employment data is consistent with other countries, making it easier to draw international comparisons.

  7. ivi permalink
    May 15, 2019 10:41 pm

    (As you know i think you and all ALP/Greens supporters are liars just like the journalist in that article….

    Ah, yes, the ILO; I almost think I vaguely recall them.)

  8. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 16, 2019 12:42 am

    Kerri-Anne seems to be well informed

  9. May 16, 2019 7:26 am

    BREAKING:

    Sportsbet has just paid out all bets (placed prior to May 15) to all ppl who backed a Labor win.

    This is just extraordinary!

    They have already declared Labor has won the election and paid out those bets!!!!!

  10. Tony permalink
    May 16, 2019 7:53 am

    Great! The AEC might as well call off the election and save taxpayers tens of millions of dollars. What would stoopid voters know anyway?

  11. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 16, 2019 8:08 am

    I think I might extend my surf safari… to a decade…

  12. Tom R permalink
    May 16, 2019 8:48 am

    I think I might extend my surf safari… to a decade…

    A Labor win just has so many unintended positives 🙂

    What would stoopid voters know anyway?

    They voted for abbott, then turnbull

    Yea, fuck all by the looks

    And now they are about to vote for mister excitement himself Billed Shoo … something

  13. May 16, 2019 9:07 am

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  14. Tom R permalink
    May 16, 2019 9:21 am

    Clive???

    sorry, didn’t mean to swear reb

    This is going to be upsetting for the yachting community at large

    https://theconversation.com/at-last-an-answer-to-the-5-billion-question-who-gets-the-imputation-cheques-labor-will-take-away-117075

  15. TB Queensland permalink
    May 16, 2019 12:01 pm

    I see KAK had another crap crack at Labor … LOL!

    And she grew up in a suburb at the centre of Lilley!

  16. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 16, 2019 12:31 pm

    I see ABC fact check has found that Shorten is a bulls**t artist when he says – “everything is going up except your wages”

    Verdict – BULLS**T ARTIST

  17. Tom R permalink
    May 16, 2019 2:30 pm

    me thinks fact check is full of shit

    has not fallen under the Coalition, though it is sluggish.

    which is really the point he is making

    BUT

    He is also one hundred percent correct, that this has happened under the libs

    The last time they recorded negative growth was the year to March 2017.

    So, even though wage growth is growing, piss weakly, it has gone back under this government, meanwhile., shit keeps costing more.

  18. TB Queensland permalink
    May 16, 2019 3:18 pm

    Wot TR said …

  19. Hear`Come`Da`Indyz`Teabag permalink
    May 16, 2019 10:28 pm

    Here the world was, thinking kerrie anne kennerly was just a bimbo that had lived a fortunate life. l`m glad blib stooten has accidentally removed all doubt.

    On the upside, it seems like blib stooten has at least been good value in frightening the fcuk out of the teabags on many a front.

    ls everybody looking forward to the next week or so, as the votes get counted? We most likely won`t be getting a result on the night as 30ish% of us have already done their pre-poll and mail votes.

  20. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 3:59 am

    me thinks fact check is full of shit

    How convenient for you. Which part of the detailed analysis do you disagee with?

  21. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 4:07 am

    I see Abbott is (rightly) getting plenty of criticism for his comments about Bob Hawke.

    I think Keating has also commented in poor taste by reflecting on his personal role with Hawke, rather than simply providing an unqualified tribute.

  22. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 8:52 am

    How convenient for you. Which part of the detailed analysis do you disagee with?

    You mean, apart from the ones I specifically mentioned?

    abbott deserves to lose his seat, maybe more than the lying rodent did

  23. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 8:53 am

    The #ratio on that abbott stream of consciousness is just out of this world

    He truly is the suppository of something

  24. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 9:33 am

    As the ABC fact check demonstrates, Shorten was bulls**ting. Which is not unusual, and Tom R, you’ve not refuted that.

  25. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 9:59 am

    Do you disagree that, at this point in time, the rate is ‘sluggish’

    Which follows hotly on from a rate that had negative growth

    now, overall, negative growth to ‘sluggish’ still equates to, overall, shithouse,

    Exaggerated, perhaps, but they even admit they haven’t got the latest data. Yet you still claim it’s debunked.

    It’s not, as shown, they have seen our wages go backwards, and, instead of springing back, they have only moved sluggishly.

    Meanwhile, everything else keeps going up.

    But you keep claiming I haven’t addressed anything, instead of addressing everything I’ve ……….. addressed. 😉

  26. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 10:35 am

    And now unemployment has risen and the dollar has fallen …

  27. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 10:54 am

    I must admit, that while I do not like, Scott Morrison, nor his politics … his tribute to, Bob Hawke, last night, was impressive …

  28. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 12:15 pm

    Shorten didn’t say “sluggish”

    He said – “You name it, everything is going up except your wages”

    ABC fact check has correctly identifed him as a bulls**t artist

  29. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 12:25 pm

    you forget that, over the period, negative to the current ‘sluggish’, still makes a negative.

    They are taking a very short period of time, ignoring the previous negative, and knowingly unaware of the present

  30. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 12:43 pm

    No. Saying everything is going up except your wages, means your wages aren’t keeping up with prices.

    It cannot mean anything else.

    Therefore Shorten wasn’t being factual or truthful. Just as the ABC fact check demonstrates

  31. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 1:19 pm

    “Just as the ABC fact check demonstrates”

    For the period just recently, which is, as they admit, shit

    PREVIOUSLY, under this government, it went backwards

    CURRENTLY, they admit they don’t know.

    OVERALL, going on their charts, it went backwards over the time of the Government.

    They have cherry picked a data set, and drawn their conclusions from that.

  32. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 2:29 pm

    So, is everything going up except your wages?

    RMIT ABC Fact Check investigates.

    The verdict

    Mr Shorten’s claim doesn’t stack up.

  33. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 3:03 pm

    Finally a win for ToM

    Now shall we look at some of Morrison’s claims and Frydenberg and Cormann .. can’t do that with Price she’s still MIA …

  34. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 3:29 pm

    RMIT ABC Fact Check investigates.

    Yes, the abc, the bastion of virtue (you know, who have been stacked, silenced and bullied by the conservatives for so long, said so.

    Even then, they cherry pick, and weigh their decision with statements like (it’s shit everywhere, so, it’s not really that shit here”

    Sorry, but being shit everywhere doesn’t stop making it so here, and ignoring the previous years of records, just proves they didn’t like the story it told

  35. Know`Counting`Teabag permalink
    May 17, 2019 4:07 pm

    So you`re starting to grasp that now, good for you! Now if you could only grasp that most elections are usually Shit-team verses Crap-team for many a voter.

    ____

    Agree teebz, slomo gave a better tribute of bob than blib stooten, tho l suspect blib would have been much more upset.

  36. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 17, 2019 4:16 pm

    I see that Gillard just called Hawke our greatest peace time leader. Was it not Hawke who took us to the first Gulf War?

  37. Tom R permalink
    May 17, 2019 4:17 pm

    you’re an idiot nil

  38. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 5:41 pm

    … tho l suspect blib would have been much more upset.

    Indeed, tbagz …

    And he knew Bob Hawke, personally … so it was from a different perspective … one personal and the other … business … and the fact that Hawke deserved it … pity they always leave it till they’ve carked it … if I crack 85 I’ll expect my son and daughter to arrange a “roast” for me … I’ll miss the funeral (if I get one)

  39. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 5:49 pm

    … you’re an idiot nil …

    Nitpicky … Desert Shield – Kuwait had been invaded … the UN called for action and 35 Nations turned up!

    Desert Storm was totally different (unnecessary) the USA, Australia, UK and Poland (???) INVADED Iraq … thanks you Mr Howard!

    Yep … you’re an idiot nil (apologies to other idiots in the world)

  40. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 17, 2019 6:01 pm

    I was correcting Gillards error. Hawke was a war time leader. It was Hawke/ALP who took us to the Middle East and we have been there ever since

  41. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 7:07 pm

    I was correcting Gillards error. Hawke was a war time leader. It was Hawke/ALP who took us to the Middle East and we have been there ever since

    Howard took to us to an invasion of Iraq because George Bush Junior’s Dad, George snr, was insulted by Saddam Hussein …Hawke took us to Kuwait because Iraq invaded it … massive difference … don’t you think?

    NEEEEEEEEL! you are not an idiot your are an imbecile …

    … and (as a bonus) because you are now discovering how to research information for yourself on the interwebby … check this out …

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/moron-idiot-imbecile-offensive-history

  42. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 17, 2019 7:19 pm

    I repeat, I was just correcting Gillards error. Hawke was a wartime leader FACT. I make no comment on the rights or wrongs of Hawke/ALP taking us to the ME. Hawke WAS a wartime leader. Gillard said he was our best peacetime leader. That is false.

  43. TB Queensland permalink
    May 17, 2019 7:21 pm

    MONEY! FUCKING! MONEY! PROFIT! FUCKING! PROFIT!

    Mr Keys said he had raised the issue of needing better equipment and more advanced medical professionals at events with his employer in the weeks before the fatal fall, but had been told it was “cost prohibitive”.

    “No one would pay for that,” he said he was told.

    https://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/medic-helpless-after-horse-riders-fall/news-story/710d04e96b1812853fc02817936d6d55

    Truly the sport of kings!

  44. Know`Result`Teabag permalink
    May 17, 2019 10:41 pm

    Is everybody going to tune in to my abc for the anthony green `show` tomorrow?

    lt is sure to be spectacular as it will go into meltdown once they realize there will not be a result on the night. As will blib stooten.

  45. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 17, 2019 11:34 pm

    Bill Shorten- a proven bulls**t artist !

  46. ivi permalink
    May 18, 2019 12:13 am

    (Bill Shorten- a proven bulls**t artist !

    Yes; an averaged, weighted WPI per eight capital cities and an annually re-weighted CPI does make a rather compelling case for why nominal SFRs should plan for retirement once and cut-and-come-again in perpetuity for their guaranteed (general revenue) dividend (re)distributions; it’d also probably provide good grounds for capping personal income tax preparation claims, given that accountants presumably would have reduced continuing professional education imposts.)

  47. TB Queensland permalink
    May 18, 2019 9:21 am

    ToM of Melbourne a proven bullshit artist … (we have evidence) 🙂

    Vote early, vote often … 🙂

    It’s Time … 🙂

  48. TB Queensland permalink
    May 18, 2019 12:12 pm

    DESPERATE!

    Another good reason never to support a party like the Lieberals … disgusting stuff!

    Labor and Greens volunteers have lashed the Liberal Party after signs using the Australian Electoral Commision colours and written in Mandarin were spotted at polling booths.

    The signs, which have been seen across a number of electorates in Melbourne, tell voters the “correct way” to vote is by putting a number 1 next to the Liberal candidate.

    The sign then directs voters to number the rest of the boxes to ensure the vote is counted.

    A photo of the sign was shared by Victorian Trades Hall Council secretary Luke Hilakari and shows the Mandarin sign sitting next to an AEC banner.

    The electorate Mr Hilakari saw the signs in was Chisholm, a marginal Melbourne seat.

    The Greens confirmed they also spotted the signs in Kooyong, held by Treasurer Josh Frydenberg.

    The signs have caused widespread anger on social media, with ABC’s Virginia Trioli saying the tactic was “pretty extraordinary” and called on the AEC to take action.

    The AEC has since responded.

    “Under electoral legislation election material has to comply with the following: it has to be authorised and cannot be within six metres of the entrance to the polling place,” the AEC said.

    When pushed and asked if the signs were “misrepresentation”, the AEC responded again.

    The Labor Party has lodged an official complaint with the AEC, a spokesperson confirmed.

    “This is a new low – a pathetic and dirty attempt to deceive voters because the Liberals have no policy to talk about,” the spokesperson said.

  49. Enemy`Of`The`People`Teabag permalink
    May 18, 2019 1:48 pm

    the “correct way to vote” is obviously rusher interfering with our elections, its not like `no-speak-english` would ever vote against his own interests

    at least it livens up the `show` a little, tho viewers won`t fully entertained until 2020 when theRonald begins its new season

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