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Scott Morrison looking at Maps

January 9, 2020

It seems there is no shortage of people criticising Scott Morrison for not taking the bushfire crisis seriously.

To counter those outrageous claims, here is a series of pictures showing the Prime Minister looking at maps.

scott map 17

“This map is giving me the fkn shits…!”



scott map 2

“You can look, but don’t touch my fkn map.”

scott map 3

This map is serious.

scott map 4

“Behold, the magnificence of this map”.

scott map 5

“Fuck me, a map.”

scott map 7

“I’m not sure if this is the map you think it is.”

scott map 8

Some serious map gazing.

scott map 9

“It’s actually over here, sir.”

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“These digital maps are quite something.”

scott map 11

“Is this the only map you’ve got..?”

scott map 12

“Bring me a bigger map next time.”

scott map 13

“This tool thinks he knows this area.”

scott map 14

“No matter how long I look, it’s just all green to me..”

scott map 16.PNG

Showing a newcomer how it’s done.

scott map 18

“My dominion..”

scott map 19

“This is the tiniest map I’ve ever seen..”

scott map 20

“Now that’s one motherf**ker of a map..”











9 Comments leave one →
  1. Tom R permalink
    January 9, 2020 2:32 pm

    duttons gotta be there somewhere!

  2. January 9, 2020 2:42 pm

  3. Tom R permalink
    January 9, 2020 3:39 pm

  4. TB Queensland permalink
    January 9, 2020 8:32 pm


    Orienteering 101 …

    The body language is priceless …

  5. Tom R permalink
    January 10, 2020 8:42 am

    And morrison keeps saying stupid things while he’s looking at maps

  6. Tom R permalink
    January 10, 2020 8:43 am

    “Letter from Australia: Are Water Tankers Available from US Forestry Service that Burning Australia Has Not Requested?”

  7. TB Queensland permalink
    January 11, 2020 7:20 pm

    A Contentious Comment

    Guess who?

    “I can reveal that I believe it probably would’ve been four embassies,” he told Fox.

    Straight out of the George W Bush Presidents’ Playbook … I rememba dem WMD in Iraq!

    At least Iran has admitted that the Ukranian plane hit was human error mistake …

    So who’s tellin’ da troof?

  8. Splatterbottom permalink
    January 15, 2020 8:52 am

    Morrison’s inspiration:

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