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Gladys Berejiklian: The Tractor. The iPad. The Cover Up!

October 14, 2020

GLADYS BEREJIKLIAN’S political career is almost certainly over as the sordid details of her love-struck relationship with dodgy and now disgraced former MP Daryl Maguire become clearer (or murkier) by the day.

Her former flame is fronting the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) to answer questions about whether his behaviour while in parliament could be considered corrupt.

Berejiklian claims she has “tried to be as frank as possible” about her relationship with Daryl Maguire, while not being frank at all.  Although entitled to some degree of privacy in theory, she’s desperately clinging to semantics for her political survival.

It’s already been revealed that she met with two publicans with criminal records at the behest of Maguire, while Maguire himself suffered an unfortunate mishap where his iPhone and iPad were destroyed in a freak tractor incident – destroying potentially incriminating evidence.

To be fair it’s happened to us all at some point. Tractor. iPad. iPhone. Just an accident waiting to happen, really…

361 Comments leave one →
  1. October 14, 2020 11:20 am

    Just in:

    Former Wagga Wagga MP Daryl Maguire admitted using his parliamentary office for private business, including receiving what counsel assisting ICAC says was “thousands of dollars in cash” in return for visas for Chinese nationals.

    😯

  2. October 14, 2020 11:23 am

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  3. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 14, 2020 12:06 pm

    Here’s a nice excuse:

    You could hear the Premier rustling papers and, in fact, you would almost have to say that she was bored with this absolute bore that was on the other side of the phone.”

    Looks like Daryl’s hot little cum dumpster was getting bored with him and his corrupt ways!

  4. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 14, 2020 12:32 pm

    Also from Gladys’s defender:

    “He also said a strong observation he made from tapped phone conversations played earlier this week was that Gladys Berejiklian was disinterested.”

    I think he means uninterested. Nevertheless, as premier, she should have been ‘interested” enough to ditch the fucker and report him to the police.

  5. Tony permalink
    October 14, 2020 12:56 pm

    Whenever I’m using an iPad on a tractor I always try to pull over to the side of the paddock.

  6. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 1:18 pm

    It’s been runoured that the ipad and phone were spooked off the tractor when an African Swallow flying by dropped the coconut it was carrying (hat tip to some tweeter from early this morning)

    Wasn’t all this happening while Dastari was being hounded out of office for openly declaring money from a Chinese guy on his register?

  7. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 1:26 pm

    friendly dude has a bit of a go at poor widdle gladys. Around th 10 minute mark, he highlights how the media tried to protect her. At the end, he muses about UWE, hay, and returned barrels of ‘hay’ from China…. more questions to come

  8. October 14, 2020 2:17 pm

    “Whenever I’m using an iPad on a tractor I always try to pull over to the side of the paddock.”

    😆

    That’s good advice. Especially when using an iPad and an iPhone simultaneously while driving a tractor. I mean, that’s just asking for trouble.

  9. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 2:22 pm

  10. October 14, 2020 2:24 pm

    Gladys is getting ‘tetchy’..

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  11. October 14, 2020 2:27 pm

    No one ever knew what Gladys Berejiklian’s taste in guys was like. Now we know, low-brow, unprincipled, shonky QLD property developer/salesman type.

  12. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 14, 2020 2:31 pm

    “friendly dude” always attacks Libs but never ALP – sounds a bit like your good self, Tom R.

  13. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 2:40 pm

    “friendly dude” always attacks Libs but never ALP

    Spoken like someone who didn’t watch the video

    He has a real go at NSW Labor (although in the process of defending a Labor MP)

  14. October 14, 2020 2:40 pm

    You can watch the ICAC live stream here:

    It’s genuinely riveting….!! Gladys is finished…!

    https://www.icac.nsw.gov.au/investigations/live-streaming-of-public-inquiries/operation-keppel-live-stream

  15. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 2:41 pm

  16. October 14, 2020 2:46 pm

    For those watching the proceedings at home, this year’s new catch phrase must surely be, “Well, let me help you with that!” as Counsel Assisting, Scott Robertson, assists with Daryl’s memory lapses.

  17. October 14, 2020 2:50 pm

    Maguire: “I can’t recall the precise details of the conversation”

    Robertson: “Allow me to refresh your memory, Counsel Assisting – PLAY THE RECORDING….!!”

  18. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 2:51 pm

    this year’s new catch phrase must surely be

    To be fair reb, I don’t need to know

  19. October 14, 2020 2:56 pm

    😆

  20. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 14, 2020 2:56 pm

    “PLAY THE RECORDING….!!”

    Imagine how much fun it would be if the Covid 19 inquiry had the same powers to compel witnesses and obtain evidence and Coate and Counsel Assisting actually wanted to get to the bottom of matters. But then that inquiry is only investigating Australia’s largest mass-murder. 😦

  21. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 3:27 pm

    had the same powers to compel witnesses

    WHo is it that hasn’t been compelled, or what evidence hasn’t been allowed?

    Or perhaps you meant the ruby princess debacle. you know, the one our pm stopped anyone going to?

  22. Tom R permalink
    October 14, 2020 3:29 pm

    And of course, there is the awkward fact that morrison won’t let Andrews release what was said in the national cabinet thing that’s not a cabinet

  23. October 14, 2020 6:53 pm

    “the one our pm stopped anyone going to”

    Yes, isn’t it fkn remarkable how those who find fault with Dan Andrews fronting up to the media to answer questions from the media for over 100 days in a row, are completely silent when it comes to Scott Morrison simply refusing to front an enquiry and preventing his ministers from also appearing.

    The hypocrisy is deafening.

  24. TB Queensland permalink
    October 14, 2020 7:20 pm

    Just how much Sooty and the Schoolyard Bullies are (w-a-y) out of touch (the Covid Pandemic does not change Elite thinking based on Trickle Down Economics and Robber Baron Philosophy)

    Prime Minister Scott Morrison says people who earn $180,000 aren’t ‘rich’

    Australian National University associate professor Ben Phillips told news.com.au that there was no doubt that any worker earning $180,000 was “doing pretty well.”

    “The average income for a worker is around $85,000. The median would be more like $60,000. If you’re earning $180,000 you’re in the top 4 per cent of incomes or thereabouts.

    “Household income is a little different. It’s more around $100,000 on average but the median would be lower.”

    https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/prime-minister-scott-morrison-says-people-who-earn-180000-arent-rich/news-story/f1bb278c69626777cd16ff48c321751f

  25. TB Queensland permalink
    October 14, 2020 7:52 pm

    No one ever knew what Gladys Berejiklian’s taste in guys was like. Now we know, low-brow, unprincipled, shonky QLD property developer/salesman type.

    Actually we don’t have anyone in our state remotely resembling – low-brow, unprincipled, shonky, property developer/salesman types from Victoria – and I’m sure by now that you are aware that Victorians cannot, nor indeed, NSW persons cannot, come within coughing distance of the Queensland border little own (chuckle) CROSS THE FUCKING THING!

  26. TB Queensland permalink
    October 14, 2020 7:54 pm

    Hold on, Gladys! I’m on my way! Sorry, Deb, you’re on your own.

    LOL! Yeah, fuck off Sooty!. Lol!

  27. TB Queensland permalink
    October 14, 2020 7:58 pm

    But then that inquiry is only investigating Australia’s largest mass-murder.

    If I didn’t know better … I’d refer you … Helpline …

  28. TB Queensland permalink
    October 14, 2020 7:59 pm

    The hypocrisy is deafening.

    As usual …

  29. Tom R permalink
    October 15, 2020 8:38 am

    As usual …

    What was that? 🙂

    One thing about this lot, they do supply plenty of fodder

    Angus Taylor spotted buying a tractor

    https://chaser.com.au/national/angus-taylor-spotted-buying-a-tractor/

    “Scotty, Peter and Josh have already asked if they can borrow the tractor ..

    Is this why?

  30. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 15, 2020 8:48 am

    Cocaine’s a helluva drug! eh Hunter?

  31. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 15, 2020 9:06 am

  32. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 15, 2020 9:10 am

    Are people like me supposed to get excited about political issues in a state that is recovering and enjoying life… while Victoria remains in miserable economic freefall caused by a negligent state government ??

  33. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 9:32 am

    Prime Minister Scott Morrison says people who earn $180,000 aren’t ‘rich’

    I’m sure I saw a comment in response to this by Neil of Sydney linking to where Bill Shorten said those earning $180,000 are not rich. Surely it hasn’t been sent down the memory hole?

  34. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 15, 2020 9:36 am

    Peta Credlin had an interesting segment last night.

    Andrews crew stepped out of the National cabinet meeting at 12.30 27 March.

    United Security CEO sent an urgent email at 12.36 to all staff to complete an online Covid course (10 minutes duration) by 2.30 PM and send certificate to him.

    United Security, not a preferred supplier gets the contract.

    Evidence was first contact was an 11.30 email. In fact there was a phone call at 10.30. So those who said the email was first contact were lying.

    I wonder if Coate will be interested to check on the calls made to that number, who had it and why?

    Just another political cesspit. And 800 murder victims.

  35. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 15, 2020 10:32 am

    Twitter and the Streisand effect:

    Funny thing is Bidens haven’t denied it. In fact they have started to explain it away:

    “Politico: “Biden’s campaign would not rule out the possibility that the former VP had some kind of informal interaction with Pozharskyi”

    So Twitter has blocked links to the story – say it is harmful, which it is – harmful to the Bidens because the emails are the real deal.

    Welcome to your new hi-tech overlords.

  36. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 15, 2020 10:47 am

    I’m sure I saw a comment in response to this by Neil of Sydney linking to where Bill Shorten said those earning $180,000 are not rich.

    Yeah what happened to it?

  37. October 15, 2020 10:56 am

    That moment when someone on a secretly recorded conversation with Daryl Maguire played at the ICAC enquiry screams out – “THERE IS NO FUCKING CORRUPTION…!””

    😆 😆

  38. October 15, 2020 11:15 am

    Commissioner: “…and you took him to meet with the premier..?”

    Maguire: “No. I don’t recall that.”

    Commissioner: “I’ll just play this phone intercept to refresh your memory…”

    BOOM!

  39. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 15, 2020 11:48 am

    Gladys and Dan have at least one thing in common – blaming anyone but them:

  40. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 15, 2020 11:52 am

    I think Gladys might be the first to go because ICAC is a more robust investigator.

    Victoria’s Covid Inquiry, with its limited powers and unenthusiastic officers, seems designed more to obfuscate than illuminate. And it may well achieve its purpose of protecting Running Dog Dan.

  41. October 15, 2020 12:01 pm

    The ‘secret’ phone conversations with developers are pure Gold…!

  42. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 15, 2020 2:36 pm

    Wow. I did not know Magpies could be this vicious.

    https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/magpie-swoops-in-bloody-attack-on-victorian-mans-eyes/news-story/300fc75bd33454e7b77faceedb9ddb53

    “””””Magpie swoops in bloody attack on Victorian man’s eyes
    A Victorian man has told of the frightening moment a magpie swooped and attacked both his eyes, leaving him barely able to see.””””””

  43. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 2:42 pm

    The Streisand Effect is real.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

  44. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 3:02 pm

  45. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 3:09 pm

    Not seeing much enthusiasm. I think the polls are wrong (again).

  46. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 3:36 pm

    Twitter boss Jack Dorsey:

  47. October 15, 2020 3:39 pm

    So apparently, some people reckon Dan Andrews is guilty of ‘bullying’ young female journalists at his daily press conferences.

    Here’s how today’s unfolded. The so-called ‘journalist’ in the exchange is Peta Credlin.

    You can watch from about the 44 minute mark and draw your own conclusions… 🙄

  48. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 15, 2020 3:41 pm

    OK I will try again. Here is Bill Shorten saying $180K/year is not rich

    https://www.billshorten.com.au/radio_interview_3aw_thursday_21_april_2016

    “”””MITCHELL: What level do you look at though, that’s why it comes down to what is rich? Is $180,000 a year rich?

    SHORTEN: No it’s not, but what I would say to you is that if you have $5 million in superannuation and retirement you probably don’t need the rest of the taxpayers stuck in the traffic this morning paying for you to get a tax concession.”””””

  49. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 3:44 pm

    But aren’t these matters decided at press conferences and on twitter?

  50. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 3:46 pm

    some people reckon Dan Andrews is guilty of ‘bullying’ young female journalists

    Credlin isn’t young. Nor is she a journalist according to the Danbots.

  51. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 4:08 pm

  52. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 4:11 pm

    Instapundit: Big Tech has chosen a side. Make them regret it.

    https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/406942/

  53. Tony permalink
    October 15, 2020 4:15 pm

    Lol.

  54. TB Queensland permalink
    October 15, 2020 7:34 pm

    On topic …

    NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has been further drawn into an ICAC probe into her ex-boyfriend Daryl Maguire, with secret phone taps revealing the disgraced former MP told her about plans to broker a massive land deal in the hopes of wiping his debts.

  55. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 8:12 am

    Hard to believe people fell for this crap in 2016 hey tosy. Almost impossible to believe we’d be having a re-run in 2020

  56. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 8:21 am

    credlin sure has made a complete and utter fool of herself. She got away with creating a false narrative based on her lies against Gillard. Dan aint having none of it. How he doesn’t just tell her to fuck off is beyond me, but, he’s handed her so much rope, she’s even been able tie a bow into her noose, and then promptly used it

  57. October 16, 2020 8:39 am

    No Tom, you’ve got it all wrong, it’s Dan who’s the bully… 🙄 🙄 🙄

  58. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:03 am

    Yes, the way he calmly explains that she is incorrect, and details why, and then lets her talk back over him

    THE BRUTE!

    I notice rachels been relegated to norty corner at murdor.

  59. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:05 am

    He’s not just a BRUTE, he’s a DIKtator MONSTER! And he’s only doing it to save lives be a dictator

  60. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:11 am

    Dan is such a sensitive, fragile personality, it’s clear he’s the victim, the one being bullied. How dare non-journalists like Credlin hurt his feelings by asking questions in such a rude manner.

  61. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:16 am

    Dan, RUOK?

  62. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:22 am

    “How dare non-journalists like Credlin ” hijack information sessions and lie to him

    fixed it fer ya tos 😉

  63. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:25 am

    Peta is onto Running Dog Dan. She has a few simple questions for him:

    1. Who from his administration spoke to David Millward at any time in the days and hours leading up toe 11:30pm 28 March 2020?
    2. What was discussed?

    3. How does this comport with the evidence given to the inquiry that first contact was an email at 11:30pm?

    Should be easy enough to sort out, no?

    Peta has Running Dog Dan scared shitless so instead of answering the questions he gets snarky. Also, as you can see from Tom R’s reaction Dan’s running dogs are also worried.

  64. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:27 am

  65. October 16, 2020 9:31 am

    “Peta has Running Dog Dan scared shitless”

    Yes, that was very clear from the recordings posted above.

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  66. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:35 am

    Yes, that was very clear from the recordings posted above.

    Black is white, up is down, and peta don’t make shit up!

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/whats-the-point-of-australian-politics

    I guess if merica can replay 2016 in 2020, we can replay 2010 in 2020 😦

  67. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:36 am

    Dan is getting caught because of his inclination to take short cuts with the truth

  68. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 9:53 am

    Dan corrects peta, several times

    peta petals complain that Dans been caught out

    the globe remains flat

  69. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 10:09 am

    I hear tump bragged about ordering the murder of a US citizen

    And the election is still weeks away.

  70. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 10:35 am

    It’s very confusing isn’t it

    The pm cannot do the secretive national cabinet because he is Queensland

    Where the Queensland Premier remotely joins the national cabinet from …?

    Maybe he needs to put the feeder on the chook shed?

    Or is he shopping for tractors?

    Either way, kudos to him for chucking a sickie on a Friday

    LONG WEEKEND, here we come 🙂

  71. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 10:50 am

    Swamp remains undrained.

  72. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 11:29 am

    Meanwhile on the road to Damascus.

  73. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 11:40 am

    The difference between the Clinton’s and the Bidens is that the Clintons at least tried to funnel their bribes through the Clinton Foundation. The Biden crime family takes the money directly and then “give half to Pop” as Crackhead Hunter put it.

  74. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 11:50 am

    lol tosy,

    The newspaper obtained a cache of messages, documents and photos from a MacBrook Pro laptop purportedly owned by Hunter Biden, via President Trump’s attorney, Rudolph W. Giuliani.

    A test for anyone dumb enough to believe this I guess

  75. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:11 pm

    Could happen to anyone:

    Brazilian police catch senator hiding cash between his buttcheeks

  76. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:13 pm

    “A test for anyone dumb enough to believe this I guess

    I know this is just more Russian interference, no?

    The carefully worded non-denial from the Biden camp might be a clue.

  77. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:23 pm

    Typical lying leftist”

  78. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:31 pm

    Creepy and Crachead golfing with Burisma:

  79. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:44 pm

    And I’m sure the Russians faked this photo as well (and inseminated the hooker with Crackhead’s misshapen seed while they were at it:

  80. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:44 pm

    I know this is just more Russian interference,

    yep, and you’re still denying the obvious. unbelievable

    https://theconversation.com/fact-check-us-what-is-the-impact-of-russian-interference-in-the-us-presidential-election-146711

  81. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 12:52 pm

    yep, and you’re still denying the obvious.”

    Oh Tom R (sigh) you certainly don’t disappoint, do you?

  82. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 1:42 pm

    What we do know for certain is that Team Clinton colluded with a Russian operative, Igor Danchenko to cobble together a pack of lies about Trump colluding with Russia to try to interfere with the 2016 election.

  83. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 1:43 pm

    you certainly don’t disappoint, do you?

    So, the conversation, along with a myriad other reputable sites, are all part of the conspiracy?

  84. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 1:46 pm

  85. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 1:46 pm

    I think the real issue this election is that China has already bought and paid for Creepy Joe.

  86. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 1:50 pm

  87. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:02 pm

  88. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:08 pm

    sean medlock sounds like nil

    come to think of it, splats is sounding like nil

  89. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:11 pm

    This should work.

  90. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:17 pm

    Would nil post this very funny tweet?

  91. Tom R permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:22 pm

    Would nil post this very funny tweet?

    Good point

    cos apparently, hist twitters been banned. Perhaps he was spreading personal info?

    Or just fake news?

  92. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:29 pm

    Maybe if they widen the door to the Jet?

  93. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:35 pm

    A high-speed shutter and a great lens – an awesome combination in the right hands:

  94. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:42 pm

    Looks like the Perfesser might have been telling porkies too.

    Victoria’s Department of Health has been asked to supply fresh documents to the hotel quarantine inquiry relating to questions over the accuracy of testimony provided by Chief Health Officer Brett Sutton.

    Professor Sutton told the inquiry in both a witness statement and in verbal testimony in September that he did not know private security companies were guarding quarantine hotels until he became aware of the COVID-19 outbreak at the Rydges on Swanston in late May.

    But several senior departmental sources say they were surprised at Professor Sutton’s evidence, and have suggested he knew much earlier. And now correspondence seen by The Age shows Professor Sutton knew in late March or early April that private security guards were the preferred model. That correspondence was not provided to the inquiry, despite its request for all relevant documents.

    The Department of Health and Human Services told The Age late on Thursday that it had received a recent request from the board of inquiry for relevant documents and is in the process of responding to the request, but would not comment further…

    https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/sutton-evidence-to-inquiry-on-security-guards-under-question-20201015-p565gh.html

  95. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 2:47 pm

    Brett Sutton wasn’t at the presser today.

  96. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 3:22 pm

  97. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 4:17 pm

  98. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 4:22 pm

    This just in.

  99. October 16, 2020 5:13 pm

    Daryl Maguire doesn’t have a great deal of luck with technology and farm equipment.

    Following on from his recent admission that he dropped his iPad and his iPhone and they were run over by a tractor, today he revealed to the commission that he also dropped a USB key at his farm gate, which was then run over by another vehicle, but then by sheer happenstance he found it again a few days later.

  100. Tony permalink
    October 16, 2020 7:16 pm

  101. TB Queensland permalink
    October 16, 2020 7:23 pm

    Queensland has the potential to draw all of its electricity from renewable sources in a 15-year transition away from fossil fuels that would generate almost 10,000 jobs, according to analysis commissioned by the Queensland Conservation Council.

    Almost 11,000 ongoing jobs would then operate and maintain a suite of energy sources either existing or proposed in the state, including wind and solar and farms, hydro plants and battery projects.

    What can you say? FUCK COAL!

  102. October 16, 2020 9:01 pm

    Yeah soz Gladz, youse is fucked. And this time I mean in the political metaphorical terms… 😆

  103. October 17, 2020 9:23 am

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  104. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 17, 2020 9:40 am

    “Lecture” is an apt description of Running Dog Dan’s press conferences. He’s certainly not there to provide illuminating answers to questions about his murderous maladministration!.

  105. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 17, 2020 9:44 am

    This should be fun – looks like teh Russians have invented some more fake emails. They sure do get around, no?

  106. TB Queensland permalink
    October 17, 2020 10:05 am

    Breaking News!

    The Chinese have started building a naval shipyard in Cuba and the Russians are establishing a military presence on Greenland!

    Trump has called up the nations robots!

    https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/donald-trump-shares-satirical-babylon-bee-story-as-though-it-is-real-news/news-story/c4c8d54d0e3da3ef7e527edde1b72577

  107. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 17, 2020 10:45 am

    Trump has called up the nations robots!

    Don’t worry, TB. Biden has the the fake news media to protect him. If any of them break ranks the social media oligarchs will step in to strangle the truth.

    Also, the Trump retweet was pretty funny. The Bee is the best satire site.

  108. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 17, 2020 10:55 am

    This is hilarious – fake news media is obsessed with doxing a guest at Trump’s town hall but totally uninterested in getting to the bottom of the Biden Crime Family emails:

  109. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 17, 2020 11:38 am

    Crooked Creepy Joe can’t really deny the emails when other people on the email chain have vouched for their authenticity:

    I’m sure he would have denied it if he could.

  110. Tony permalink
    October 17, 2020 6:23 pm

    😳😳😳

  111. TB Queensland permalink
    October 17, 2020 7:26 pm

    The Bee is the best satire site. erm I think I know that … and oddly a right wing site …

    Don’t worry, TB.

    And why should I be “worried”?

  112. TB Queensland permalink
    October 17, 2020 7:27 pm

    BTW … sifting through Trumps fake shit becomes pretty easy after the first week of its 2016 reign …

  113. TB Queensland permalink
    October 17, 2020 7:29 pm

    Actually I popped in to share the news.com.au headlines clickbait …

    https://www.news.com.au/

  114. TB Queensland permalink
    October 17, 2020 7:31 pm

    Noticed Sam Armytage in the news a lot … popularity must be waning?

  115. October 18, 2020 8:59 am

    Dutton didn’t know Ruby Princess was a problem – not his fault

    Gladys didn’t know he was corrupt – not her fault

    ScoMo didn’t know NZ travelers would go to Vic – not his fault

    Dan didn’t know who hired security guards – Dan’s Fault

  116. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 18, 2020 9:08 am

    Good to see Jacinda Ardern won big. I’m not so keen on some of her policies but she has a remarkable connection with New Zealanders.

  117. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 18, 2020 10:42 am

    Antifa hates free speech.

  118. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 18, 2020 11:26 am

    I think it’s quaint that guttertrash has its own little “I stand with Dan” cheer club

  119. October 18, 2020 11:59 am

    I think it’s quaint that guttertrash has its own little “LNP” cheer club

  120. October 18, 2020 12:07 pm

    If only we had a better leader like Boris Johnson or Donald Trump managing our Covid response things would be soooooo much better…

  121. TB Queensland permalink
    October 18, 2020 12:15 pm

    The Victorian premier, Daniel Andrews, has condemned failures that allowed a mystery group of 17 New Zealanders to fly into the state on Friday, criticising the Australian Border Force for delays in providing vital passenger information and writing to Scott Morrison to express his disappointment.

    Seventeen New Zealanders who travelled to Sydney through the newly formed international travel bubble were allowed to fly to Melbourne airport late Friday afternoon, despite the state expressly excluding itself from the bubble arrangement.

    The group left the airport quickly after arriving and state authorities had no power to stop them. The location of the group is still unknown, though they are believed to be in metropolitan Melbourne.

    And if there is another “cluster” whose to blame?

  122. Tony permalink
    October 18, 2020 1:30 pm

    were allowed to fly to Melbourne airport late Friday afternoon, despite the state expressly excluding itself from the bubble arrangement.

    When asked today what will happen if more Kiwis fly in to Melbourne, Dan Andrews said: “Perhaps I didn’t explain myself well enough. They will be welcomed.”

    So the problem isn’t New Zealanders coming to Melbourne, it’s that Dan wasn’t given the opportunity to grant his royal assent.

  123. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 18, 2020 1:34 pm

    Yeah!! New Zealand is apparently a hot spot
    ————
    Thank you reb! And you know what i alway say to TB about plagiarism when he rewords my comments!

  124. October 18, 2020 1:45 pm

    Is it just me, or do the rwnjs seem a bit tetchy this morning, must be the election results in NZ and ACT that’s set them off. 😆

  125. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 18, 2020 1:52 pm

    I’m sure you’re not referring to me, but i will admit to being a little tetchy about the continuing restrictions on outdoor social gatherings.
    I rwally can’t see the point of saying it’s now up to 10 from 2 households. Really, what’s the point of the change, it’s window dressing.
    I’m planning on ignoring that one.

  126. October 18, 2020 2:40 pm

    “I’m sure you’re not referring to me”

    Oh, heaven forbid.

  127. Tony permalink
    October 18, 2020 2:53 pm

    The “experts” have learnt nothing from 2016.

  128. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 18, 2020 3:12 pm

    “If only we had a better leader like Boris Johnson or Donald Trump “

    Or Andrew Cuomo – he completely fucked up his job – higher death toll than any country – but still had time to write a book about how great he his. That is a level of narcissism Running Dog Dan can only dream of!

  129. Tony permalink
    October 18, 2020 3:29 pm

  130. Tony permalink
    October 18, 2020 3:30 pm

  131. Tony permalink
    October 18, 2020 4:49 pm

    <i must be the election results in NZ and ACT that’s set them off. 😆

    Not really. I don’t live there so couldn’t care less. Victoria, on the other hand …

  132. Tom R permalink
    October 18, 2020 6:55 pm

    sneak peek of trumP at his rally

  133. TB Queensland permalink
    October 18, 2020 8:46 pm

    Is it just me, or do the rwnjs seem a bit tetchy this morning, must be the election results in NZ and ACT that’s set them off.

    Don’t forget the Qld elections Deb Freckle is about tp lose hers!

  134. TB Queensland permalink
    October 18, 2020 8:50 pm

    “”””””””Twenty-three people from New Zealand have “jumped across borders” into WA “””””

    Fucking hell those Kiwis can breed! It was 17 yesterday!

  135. Tom R permalink
    October 19, 2020 8:23 am

    It was 17 yesterday!

    So, a timeline

    morrison says he’s gonna do a bubble (pretty sure it was a thought one)

    then he goes to a ‘luncheon’, (which technically isn’t a ‘fundraiser’, just a prelude ffs)

    Claims his plane is broeken. Claims falsely that another didn’t get there until the next day

    Cancels National cabinet, cos his zoom is also broeken
    wakes up with peroxide blond hair
    let’s a shitload of New Zealanders loose across the country, leaving already stretched States to handle them

    ulman ‘rights’ a story about how popular he is, ignoring the fuck out of all of the above inconsistencies In fact, all of the above inconsistencies appear to have been missed by almost everyone.

    Welcome to monday everyones 🙂

  136. Tom R permalink
    October 19, 2020 8:29 am

    poor old heg grunt takes one for the team

  137. Tom R permalink
    October 19, 2020 10:11 am

    hmm Who was the Fed minister for Immigration at the time …?

  138. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 8:47 am

    This is going to upset some of the credlin cheer squad. The only thing they think she is repsonsible for, she isn”t responsible for

  139. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 8:49 am

    And our gormless media is still running cover for our gormless pm.

    It’s quite obvious why he cancelled the National Cabinet. It was so he didn’t have to explain anything to the Premiers, who were left in the dark.

  140. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 20, 2020 8:56 am

    How can the hotel quarantine program be called “botched”? I mean just because the state government –
    * deployed untrained people into a contagious workplace
    * neglected to perform safety audits
    * didn’t follow up reports of non conformance
    * allowed the virus to leak into the community
    * caused the state to shut down for months and months and months
    …that’s no reason to suggest it was a botched!!

    https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/electronic-tag-plan-for-travellers-as-shift-from-hotel-quarantine-considered-20201015-p565az.html

  141. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 9:12 am

    * deployed untrained people into a contagious workplace
    * neglected to perform safety audits
    * didn’t follow up reports of non conformance
    * allowed the virus to leak into the community
    * caused the state to shut down for months and months and months
    …that’s no reason to suggest it was a botched!!

    So, same as the rest of the country?

    What word would you use to describe the “NZ bubble”

    Clusterfuck?

  142. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 20, 2020 10:05 am

    So, same as the rest of the country?

    Have you ever heard of a successful defense that is based on the following –
    * but, but, but… they did it too!!
    * look over there!

  143. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 10:12 am

    Have you ever heard of a successful defense that is based on the following –

    Well, you keep highlighting one state. They did what every other state did.

    They also did far more than the federal goivernment was planning to do. And far more than the feds ever did

    Sure, it initially got away. probably wouldn’t have been half as bad if the feds hadn’t kept pushing to open, and hadn’t underfunded aged care so much that the State had to send rare resources into them to stop it there too. Will see what happens after their non-existent bubble burst on the first bloody day

    Just thought I’d ad perspective to your narrow field of vision 😉

  144. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 20, 2020 10:36 am

    Are you sure Victoria did exactly what every other state did? Can you guarantee that other states-
    * did not follow up reports of safety non conformance that were drawn to the attention of the premier and health official?
    * did not undertake safety audits of their sites?

    And… NSW always provided specific information about the locations of cases and warned people to be mindful. Victoria has only started to do this in the past couple of weeks.

    There are important differences in the programs, and that’s why Victoria is a health and economic basket case while other states are recovering and enjoying life

  145. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 10:48 am

    The problems with the how the other states ran their quarantine have been shown here plenty of times yomm. I’m assuming they were the moments you still had your head stuck under a doona

  146. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:01 am

    Sure, no one was 100% but only Victoria had 700 cases a day when other states had 0 to 20
    That’s an indication of performance

  147. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:08 am

    That’s an indication of performance

    With a virus we know very little about, that’s an indication of any number of things

  148. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:12 am

  149. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:13 am

    Andrews and health officials always declined to provide details about locations of cases. NSW always provided very detailed information.
    It’s also clear that Victoria’s contact tracing wasn’t at the required standard.
    They’re important differences.
    Victoria is now a basket case that relies on the taxpayers of other states to prop us up.

  150. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:22 am

    It’s also clear that Victoria’s contact tracing wasn’t at the required standard.

    Stop making shit up. You were replying when I put this up. So it’s not ignorance that you are making this shit up from.

    since officials visited New South Wales, Andrews said both sides learned from each other but the biggest outcome was that NSW would be adopting Victoria’s IT system.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/sep/27/coronavirus-live-updates-global-death-toll-nears-1m-australian-state-of-victoria-set-to-ease-restrictions?page=with:block-5f700f2e8f088d8c714ea326#block-5f700f2e8f088d8c714ea326

  151. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:29 am

    but hey, keep attacking him, It obviously gets something off of your chest. Just be glad we have the states to stop morrison doing a trump on us all

  152. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 20, 2020 11:37 am

    As I’ve said, incompetence isn’t a political orientation. It is just a fact regarding the Victorian government.
    Do you believe the report of the inquiry will say –
    * the government was busy, so we have to excuse the failings
    * other states did the same thing
    * blame the contractors
    * don’t blame Dan
    * look over there!!

  153. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 20, 2020 12:01 pm

    Couid happen to any of us:

  154. Tom R permalink
    October 20, 2020 12:05 pm

    Do you believe the report of the inquiry will say –

    That mistakes were made.

    Unlike the whitewash they had up in sidney

  155. Tom R permalink
    October 21, 2020 8:28 am

    I’m not too sure how they get away with this shit. Except of course, because most in power let them

  156. Tom R permalink
    October 21, 2020 9:26 am

    Nothing to see here, nothing to see.

  157. Tom R permalink
    October 21, 2020 9:37 am

    The Too Hard basket 🙂

  158. Tom R permalink
    October 21, 2020 10:49 am

    Oops. on second thoughts ……

  159. Tom R permalink
    October 21, 2020 11:18 am

    lolz

    Read more of this article on our spinoff satirical news website The Australian.

    https://chaser.com.au/national/danger-across-the-ditch-as-incompetent-leader-ardern-wins-office/

  160. Tom R permalink
    October 23, 2020 8:45 am

    I see the grubmint is OUTRAGED over some watches being handed out at Aus Post (as they should be)

    If only they cared even half as much about the massively worst rorts happening within their own ranks, or the massive damage their ideology has left in it’s wake

    but another sign that the Coalition is unhappy with the commission’s direction came when Liberal senator Amanda Stoker grilled officials in estimates about three-year-old musings on Twitter by the commission’s media officer, former journalist Kate Hannon. Shadow home affairs minister Kristina Keneally questioned why the Coalition was more concerned with a few old tweets than the 683 deaths that have occurred in aged care during the pandemic, and accused federal cabinet of “disdain” for the commission. She was shut down, but the contrast between the gravity of Rozen’s address and the childish partisan politics of the Morrison government is appalling.


    https://www.themonthly.com.au/today/paddy-manning/2020/22/2020/1603341297/683-deaths

  161. Tony permalink
    October 23, 2020 9:09 am

    (as they should be)

    Should they, though? I know there has to be daily outrage about something or other but this is a tempest in a teapot. Of more interest to me is the extraordinary delays in parcel deliveries. I recently received a delivery from Queensland – almost 3 weeks after it was sent. It’s a disgrace.

  162. Tom R permalink
    October 23, 2020 9:15 am

    this is a tempest in a teapot.

    You do know that they were handing these gifts out (pretty corporate wouldn’t allow that under normal circumstances) at they same time they were asking posties to deliver the mail on their way home, after they had clocked out.

    Yes, some things you need to be outraged at.

    Obviously, for our pm,Angus and the $80 mil in missing water, McKenzie’s millions in sports rorts or $30 million for a $3 million property just don’t compare with a few watches.

    Is it because they’re not Rolex’s, cos I don’t remember his OUTRAGE about Rolex’s either

  163. Tom R permalink
    October 23, 2020 9:41 am

    You know you’ve lost it when even the herald can see through it

  164. Tom R permalink
    October 23, 2020 10:11 am

    A real live example of ‘vibble vobble’

  165. Tom R permalink
    October 23, 2020 2:19 pm

  166. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 25, 2020 9:07 am

    ABC news boss Gaven Morris told staff they were too focused on the interests of “inner city left-wing elites” and linked his concerns about editorial coverage to the national broadcaster’s ongoing funding from taxpayers.
    In remarks made during staff briefings last week Mr Morris warned it would not bode well for the ABC’s funding “if we’re seen to be representing inner city elite interests”, according to three people who were present.

    That sounds sensible.

    https://www.smh.com.au/national/abc-news-boss-warns-staff-against-focus-on-inner-city-left-wing-elites-20201023-p56849.html

  167. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 25, 2020 11:09 am

    Just stay locked up a little longer , says Dan.

    F**K OFF!! says the public

  168. Tom R permalink
    October 25, 2020 11:53 am

    That sounds sensible.

    Well, of course it would, to you.

    https://www.theguardian.com/media/2018/sep/26/abc-staff-call-for-justin-milne-to-step-aside-pending-investigation

  169. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 8:56 am

    I hear in the US there are bumper stickers that say-
    “Vote for a clown, you get a circus”
    I think I’ll get one and add a Victoria caption.

  170. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 9:19 am

    a Victoria caption.

    “Vote for Dan, and get Worlds Best COvid response”

    Yep, start printing them now 😉

  171. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 9:25 am

    Vote for Dan and get 700+ cases a day when other states had 0 to 20

  172. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 9:26 am

  173. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 9:30 am

    Vote for Dan and get 700+ cases a day when other states had 0 to 20

  174. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 9:44 am

    Sheer incompetence that caused months of lockdown.
    And 90+% of the Australian cases

  175. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 10:12 am

    Sheer incompetence that has been replicated across the cuntry

  176. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 10:49 am

    Across the c(o)untry?
    Every other state has had it under control for months.
    Only Victoria let it get out of control.

  177. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 10:58 am

    Only Victoria let it get out of control.

    LINK!

    It’s a virus. You often don’t have much of a chance sometimes. It’s the nature if viruses to get out of control

    So please, a link to what they failed at that other states didn’t also

  178. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 12:30 pm

    Really? Are you now disputing the science?
    The government medical experts have said every case is linked to the hotel isolation fiasco

  179. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 1:02 pm

    The government medical experts have said every case is linked to the hotel isolation fiasco

    Fiasco?

    If it was a ‘fiasco’, why was it limited to only two hotels? What about the other 20 or so?

    As I said, link to the precise ‘failure’ that occurred here that hasn’t been repeated across the cuntry

  180. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 2:24 pm

    Did you follow the evidence presented to the inquiry?
    Fiasco is generous

  181. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 2:57 pm

    Did you follow the evidence presented to the inquiry?

    You mean where they discovered that it wasn’t spread by rooting guards, it began with an employee, who really didn’t do much wrong at all?

    Likewise the guards, whose transgressions were no worst, in fact, probably better, than those interstate.

    THAT evidence?

  182. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 3:12 pm

    Have you ever heard of systemic failure? Because that describes the type of program run by the state government

  183. TB Queensland permalink
    October 26, 2020 3:25 pm

    Only Victoria let it get out of control.

    Only VictorianS let it get out of control.

  184. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 3:31 pm

    Have you ever heard of systemic failure?

    Yes. it would imply that every hotel had the same failure. Yet it only happened in two

    That’s hardly ‘systemic’, is it?

  185. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 3:37 pm

  186. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 3:44 pm

    Enjoy yor watered down beer yomm 😉

  187. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 26, 2020 4:34 pm

    Undoubtedly the stupidest cunt in the country:

  188. TB Queensland permalink
    October 26, 2020 6:06 pm

    Undoubtedly the stupidest cunt in the country:

    You have a link for that? ‘Cause I know a few more …

    BTW where is the Federal Health Minister … and I haven’t seen Joshie for some time now either …

  189. TB Queensland permalink
    October 26, 2020 7:55 pm

    Australia Post culture under investigation

    That should read … Australia Post MANAGEMENT culture under investigation ….

    Or … Australia Post Moriscum Government culture under investigation!

    Best CORRUPT economic managers alright!

  190. TB Queensland permalink
    October 26, 2020 7:56 pm

    For pedantic commenters

    https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2020/10/26/australia-post-investigation/

  191. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 8:13 pm

    Undoubtedly the stupidest cunt in the country:

    You should try reading the #qanon crap some fools pasting into the other thread

  192. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 26, 2020 8:24 pm

    Systemic failure- I thought you said you followed the inquiry

  193. Tom R permalink
    October 26, 2020 8:37 pm

    I thought you said you followed the inquiry

    And yor point is?

    2 out of over 20 is not systemic

  194. Tom R permalink
    October 27, 2020 8:00 am

    Morrison Praises Efforts Of Victorians, Saying They Couldn’t Have Done It Without Him

    https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/10/26/morrison-praises-efforts-of-victorians-saying-they-couldnt-have-done-it-without-him/

  195. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 27, 2020 8:52 am

    Touché, Tom R.

  196. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 27, 2020 1:25 pm

  197. Tony permalink
    October 27, 2020 6:57 pm

  198. Tony permalink
    October 27, 2020 7:18 pm

  199. Tony permalink
    October 27, 2020 7:55 pm

  200. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:10 am

    Like I said, the replies are all that’s needed

  201. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:27 am

    Tim Dunlop does some reminiscing about the old days. And takes a look at the churnos (and others) and their audience

    As my old boss at News told me, don’t engage. Write the next piece. Move on. You’re in the big league now.

    It is standard operating procedure.

    It is a power play, and it is wielded relentlessly.

    …..

    The real issue is that the biggest media organisation in the country saw fit to send an obviously partisan player to goad a Labor premier in an obviously partisan way, at the height of pandemic, when viewers often just wanted basic information.

    There is a second problem with the making-the-sausage excuse and it is that sometimes, the end product looks more like a shit-sandwich than a sausage.

    https://meanjin.com.au/blog/journalism-serves-democracy-thats-us/

    Love it 🙂

  202. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:37 am

    The real issue is that … the sycophant media spent its time and credibility acting as Running Dog Dan’s PR department. Instead of asking hard questions they attacked the real journalists who did.

    We still don’t know who tipped off David Millward to give Unified Security pole position to get the $30m contract. And we don’t know who made the murderous decision to kill Victorians with incompetent security guards. If the Andrews arse-lickers of the fake news media did their jobs we would know the answer to those questions by now.

  203. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:48 am

    acting as Running Dog Dan’s PR department.

    ah splats, you never fail to entertain 🙂

    And we don’t know who made the murderous decision to kill Victorians with incompetent security guards.

    The system that says we only have them, because every job spec breeds incompetence. You see the same in NSW and other states. It’s what happens when you make jobs casual and piecemeal.

  204. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:49 am

    Confirming Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett is within the power of the Senate. It is also within the power of the Senate to decline to confirm a nominee. Now that she is sworn in she can start hearing cases.

    In 2016 Creepy Joe said:

    “I know there is an argument that no nominee should be voted on in the last year of a presidency. But there is nothing in the Constitution — or our history — to support this view.”

    And Ruth Bader Ginsberg took the same view saying:

    “There’s nothing in the Constitution that says the president stops being the president in his last year,”

  205. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:52 am

    Running Dog Dan has a duty of care to the Victorian public which he abysmally failed to perform. He should be charged with industrial homicide. Along with whichever corrupt cunt gave David Millward the inside running (assuming that wasn’t Dan himself).

  206. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 8:55 am

  207. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 9:01 am

    Running Dog Dan has a duty of care to the Victorian public which he abysmally failed to perform.

    he got cases down from very high, to very low

    Since we don’t know exactly why this got out here, and not elsewhere, then it’s hard to lay the blame. Unlike something like aged care, where the vast majority of cases ended up. The Government was warned, and failed to act.

    In the case of the initial outbreak, the Government acted, but there was no template, no warning of the correct way. The Feds, with all their resources, had abandoned the states to themselves. And the elderly, who the states had to step in to save

  208. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 9:02 am

    That 75% of the country’s deaths have occurred in such facilities gives Australia one of the highest rates worldwide of deaths in residential aged care as a percentage of total deaths. It has left families grieving and experts angry that their pleas to reform the sector had long been ignored.

    https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)32206-6/fulltext

  209. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 9:13 am

    he got cases down from very high, to very low caused the deaths of 800 people with his corruption and incompetence.

  210. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 9:18 am

    You’ll need to highlight both the corruption AND the incompetence splattersmear

    Because I thought it is pretty competent to get an outbreak down to zero while also getting the feds aged care facilities back on their feet.

  211. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 10:30 am

    The US alter ego of Running Dog Dan:

  212. TB Queensland permalink
    October 28, 2020 10:39 am

    So, NSW won’t open its borders to Victoria and that’s good … Queensland won’t open its border to NSW and that’s bad … SA won’t open its borders to Victoria that’s good … Tasmania opens its borders to NSW but not Queensland, WA or ACT that’s good …

    And the Australia won’t let anyone in from outside … that’s good …

    Mmmmmm … we’re all in this together …

    https://electionarium.com/list-of-australian-premiers-current-australian-state-governments/

    But most are playing LNP politics … do they ever come up for fkn air?

  213. TB Queensland permalink
    October 28, 2020 10:41 am

    Running Dog Dan has a duty of care to the Victorian public which he abysmally failed to perform.

    Oddly enough EVERY Victorian has a duty of care … need to build more jails …

  214. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 10:50 am

    And the Australia won’t let anyone in from outside … that’s good …

    The hypocrisy and counter intuitive positions taken daily by this mob wouldn’t be possible without a complicit media.

    They make Iggy Pop look like a statue

  215. TB Queensland permalink
    October 28, 2020 11:07 am

    Tim Dunlop does some reminiscing about the old days.

    That we were a part of, TR, I had just retired when I found, Blogocracy …

    Just read Tim’s article (all of it!) … got to the end and ——————— no opportunity to comments …. oh how we chuckled …

    Then I thought … 15 fkn years!

  216. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 11:13 am

    no opportunity to comments …. oh how we chuckled …</i.

    btw, thanks reb 😉

  217. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 28, 2020 12:19 pm

    “Oddly enough EVERY Victorian has a duty of care”

    Not every Victorian made recklessly negligent decisions which resulted in the killing of 800 people!

  218. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 28, 2020 12:31 pm

    Then I thought … 15 fkn years!

    Yes i remember that. It was the first time i had seen a blog. When i saw the comments i thought this must be what hell is like. I have never seen such hatred and what turned out to be such lies.

    Back then unemployment was at 4% the budget was a $20B surplus and the Commonwealth was debt free. But Blogocracy said Howard was incompetent.

    Most if not all the allegations those people made against Howard i found out over the years to be wrong. Just an evil bunch of people making stuff up and never apologising for their false comments. I have to admit the Australia i meet online is different to the Australia i meet in person

  219. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 28, 2020 1:17 pm

    The real issue is that the biggest media organisation in the country saw fit to send an obviously partisan player to goad a Labor premier in an obviously partisan way

    Does Tim Dunlop have any evidence for that statement. It is wrong on so many levels

    Firstly i would say Credlin went there because that is what she wanted to do

    Secondly his comments apply to reporters from the ABC not News Limited

    You lefties just cannot stomach anybody with a different opinion

  220. October 28, 2020 1:37 pm

    Welcomes Tom… 🙂

  221. October 28, 2020 1:43 pm

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  222. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 2:12 pm

    Can’t wait until he does the next model Holden

    Love the way the LNP gutted both our automotive industry, and then the subs, and then stand up and say they want to save manufacturing.

    From themselves?

  223. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 28, 2020 2:33 pm

    Love the way the LNP gutted both our automotive industry,

    Locally made cars went from 25% of the market to only 10% under Rudd/Gillard. When Ford announced they were leaving when Gillard was PM the industry was dead

    TomR you are one EVIL man. A mad who destroys the lives of people like all ALP supporters do

    Telling lies helps nobody but you cannot stop telling lies

    BTW did you read Holden is leaving the right hand drive market? They would have left anyway.

    Please go back to locking up 8,469 children you evil man

  224. Tony permalink
    October 28, 2020 2:34 pm

    The Feds, with all their resources, had abandoned the states to themselves.

    Guffaw!

  225. Tony permalink
    October 28, 2020 2:35 pm

  226. Tom R permalink
    October 28, 2020 2:38 pm

    TomR you are one EVIL man.

    I feel 15 years younger all of a sudden 🙂

    The more things change ………

  227. Tony permalink
    October 28, 2020 4:23 pm

    Watch the Bobulinski (Hunter Biden’s former business partner) interview before YouTube puts it down the memory hole.

  228. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 28, 2020 4:45 pm

    EomR

    Have you been in a KMart store during the shutdown?? Lots of them have empty shelves because the shipments from China have not arrived. We do not make much stuff here anymore.

    I am getting sick to death of your lies that the Coalition destroyed Holden. When Ford announced they were leaving when Gillard was PM the industry was dead. It died because people stopped buying aussie made cars

    You are just a deceiver and misleader of people like most ALP supporters

  229. October 28, 2020 7:35 pm

    “Have you been in a KMart store during the shutdown?? Lots of them have empty shelves because the shipments from China have not arrived. We do not make much stuff here anymore.”

    Sometimes you post some interesting factual observations.

    And then you go and spoil it by add your own skewed interpretation of why it occurred.

  230. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:28 am

    Naked Crackhead with minor female in bed behind him and the two of them in bed together.

  231. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:31 am

    ME 🙂

  232. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:32 am

  233. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:36 am

    Yea, but Dan Andrews!

  234. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:39 am

    So its true! Tom R the deceiver?

  235. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:47 am

    Only a TRUE Deceiver would deny his deceivery ?

  236. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:57 am

    But would a Deceiver admit admit to it?

  237. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 8:59 am

    Only a true Deceiver would know

  238. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 9:23 am

    BLM Anti-Semites:

  239. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 11:13 am

    And then you go and spoil it by add your own skewed interpretation of why it occurred.</I.

    Every time it returns it gets a little weirder but still frothing the same shit.

  240. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 11:15 am

    Critical Race Theory cannot account for Jews, so it does what every horrific race-based anti-Semitic ideology in history has ever done: ascribes them to a status of usurped privilege. Jews are late to waking up to how bad this ideology is for them.

    Duh! H-e-a-v-y man!

  241. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 29, 2020 11:22 am

    The report into the hotel isolation debacle has been delayed a further 2 months!
    It was originally due in early September. Which seemed excessive to me. Now it’s 4 months late. Great work in delay and obfuscation by Dan.
    Get the report published a few days before Christmas.
    We know he’s an incompetent and negligent c*** , but what a cunning politician he is.

  242. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 11:22 am

    It’s actually quite simple, TB:

    “Orthodox Jews violently attacked by mob @ BLM protest last night in Philly. They told protesters they were there to show solidarity. Mob shouted anti Semitic & racist hate as they assaulted victims. Spoke to victim, says he feared for his life. This needs to be condemned by all!”

  243. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 11:25 am

    Dan Andrews look alike in Oregon:

  244. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 12:47 pm

    It’s actually quite simple, TB:

    If only …

    Re: Oregon … you do realise that you have spent literally days discussing a country that is no more than a massive mental institution … and you keep trying to make it sound like a normal democracy … it’s neither … I’d give up now … read a book – The Last Kingdom is a good start (just finished it)* – its like the USA now … but set in the First Century AD … 😥

    * Bernard Cornwall a series of 13 books – and now a TV series

  245. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 29, 2020 1:01 pm

    And then you go and spoil it by add your own skewed interpretation of why it occurred.

    What is wrong with that statement? We don’t make much stuff here anymore. The pandemic has shown that and how much we rely on China. And it is getting worse.

    Went to buy some olive oil the other day. Most of it appears to come from Spain. I purchased the aussie grown stuff but it was more expensive

  246. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 1:07 pm

    but what a cunning politician he is.

    Quite.

  247. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 2:53 pm

    oops, libika shone a light where she shouldn’t have

  248. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 3:49 pm

    The Robber Barons at play …

    Mr Blackmore, who retains a $320 million stake in the company but has chosen not to be paid “a pittance” as a non executive director, said he feared the “pile on” might destroy her.

    “Quite honestly I think the whole thing was bloody disgusting, the way she was treated,” Mr Blackmore told The Australian.

    “It was four watches, for God’s sake. Women like Cartier watches. She likes watches, she wanted to give people something memorable.”

    Mmm … “four watches, for god’s sake” … but it’s not the item its the price, drongo … and “Women like watches” … another misogynist!

    Another fuckwit who has no idea of the real world … especially the “pub test”

    Along with this dickwit …

    Last week, Collingwood Football Club President Eddie McGuire, who has worked with Ms Holgate on the club’s board, said he was left angry and disgusted when he watched the PM’s extraordinary spray in Question Time and he hoped she would “get out” and go back to the private sector.

    Most of also hope she will “get out” …

  249. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 29, 2020 4:01 pm

    It is indeed the item not the price. It is quite unexceptional for executives to receive cash bonuses of that amount.

  250. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 4:10 pm

    All together now …

    ANZ has posted a full-year profit plunge after increasing its provisions against loans going bad as borrowers struggle to recover from the economic fallout of the global health crisis.

    The bank’s cash profit for 2019-20 was $3.7 billion, down 42 per cent from $6.4 billion for the previous financial year.

    Awwwwwww ……

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    It is indeed the item not the price. It is quite unexceptional for executives to receive cash bonuses of that amount.

    Care to elaborate … item or cash … the amount is outrageous … just for doing their job – at an outrageous “salary” + perks …

  251. Walrus permalink
    October 29, 2020 5:07 pm

    “… and you keep trying to make it sound like a normal democracy”

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………that’s technically incorrect. The USA is a republic as distinct from a democracy.

    There is a difference and its BIG

  252. Walrus permalink
    October 29, 2020 5:16 pm

    “Naked Crackhead with minor female in bed behind him and the two of them in bed together.”

    Yeah……..somehow I ended up seeing the video. I never knew there was such a thing as a Toe Job

  253. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 5:55 pm

    Splitting hairs, Wally

    Easily checked out on Google …

    In our case … I suggest a Republic has a President as a head of state rather than a titular, hierarchical, royal monarchy …

    For the case of argument both “systems” rely on a democratic process that relies on elected representatives of the people … just like China does … and Russia …

    The word democracy has a long history and is incorporated into many cultures including republics …

    As my original comment referred …

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/democracy

    (Note: When Australia becomes a Republic – determined by eligible people voting – the system of democracy we now enjoy will change very little)

  254. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 6:48 pm

    It is quite unexceptional for executives to receive cash bonuses of that amount.

    Yes, but the timing was blindingly stupid. In a recession, as they are asking (forcing?) the average worker to deliver mail for free. It smacks of privilege.

    But it is dwarfed by the corruption and pure waste present within the Government itself.

    Which is why it is beautiful to see it turn around on morrison when he tried to leverage it to provide cover for their failings

  255. TB Queensland permalink
    October 29, 2020 7:26 pm

    Nicely put, TR!

  256. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 29, 2020 7:27 pm

    Governments like to bring in experienced CEOs from the private sector to freshen up moribund public sector organisations.
    They sharpen them up, get rid of executive “flexi time”
    But when they start acting like private sector CEOs, the government objects.
    Politicians really have no idea.

  257. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 29, 2020 7:29 pm

    Naked Crackhead with minor female in bed behind him and the two of them in bed together.

    Wow i just noticed the links. I paid a visit to the Drudgereport and nothing about it there. Looks like US news is covering up for Biden. If those pictures are true it may change the votes of people. Trouble is a lot of people have already voted.

  258. Tom R permalink
    October 29, 2020 9:24 pm

    to freshen up moribund public sector organisations. which segued beautifully into But when they start acting like private sector CEOs

    One of the reason for the ‘moribund’ nature is that they are accountable, and have processes and procedures to follow which are designed to help stop them acting like fucking ‘private sector ceos’

    Put up with the bickies, cos they are far better than fancy fucken watches

    Can you now see why some people are pissed off with the privatisation of Government services?

  259. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 29, 2020 9:31 pm

    Yeah. It’s so much better when there are 5 compliance/HR/government liaison types for every customer facing role.

  260. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:27 am

    All of the failures we have seen recently is due to the lack of “compliance/HR/government liaison types”

    So yea, you either have the shit show we see now, or you put up with the cardigans.

    Considering things operated better under cardigans, the answer seems pretty simple. But it never is, when the stream of taxpayer money is threatened against the grifters.

  261. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:34 am

    Grouse 🙂

  262. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:48 am

    “But it is dwarfed by the corruption and pure waste present within the Government itself.”

    On this we can agree. I assume you speak of the Andrews government. 😉

  263. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:49 am

    OK – also Morrison government.

  264. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:56 am

    I assume you speak of the Andrews government

    I assume you have the examples handy?

    Thought not 😉

  265. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:57 am

  266. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 9:05 am

  267. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 9:08 am

    Chuckle, Tom R.

  268. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 9:12 am

    Could this be true? Unfortunately we can’t see his face to know whether it really is Crackhead.

    Interestingly, in the pic with two girls riding him there is also a dog on the bed!

  269. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 9:29 am

    Could this be true?

    Who cares if it’s true or not, just smear it everywhere splats

    It’s kinda what you do anyway 😉

  270. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 9:59 am

    Tom R, the other pics I linked to are obviously legit. You can see Crackhead’s face in them. This one is probably true but I wanted to inject a note of caution because I am a reserved and responsible chap. And I felt sorry for the poor dog.

  271. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:01 am

    I’m hoping Biden wins, but by a very narrow margin

  272. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:11 am

    I am a reserved and responsible chap
    lol, thanks splats, laughter is the best medicine 😉

  273. TB Queensland permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:13 am

    Yeah. It’s so much better when there are 5 compliance/HR/government liaison types for every customer facing role.

    There’s a big difference between serving taxpayers and serving the Profit God …

    Pity most businesses put profit before people … provide the product and the dollas will folla …

    Shows up the fallacy of:

    1. Privatisation

    2. Private CEO’s running government departments

    From Telecom to Telstra to the NBN disaster is a classic demonstration!

  274. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:19 am

    Biden is not going to win. If he does it will be down to manipulation by the Big Tech Oligarchs promoting Biden lies and hiding the truth about the senile lying demented corrupt kiddie-fiddler Creepy Joe. In case of a Biden win it will be incumbent upon patriotic Americans to follow the advice of Jefferson: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

    That is what the second amendment is for.

  275. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:28 am

    This is true:

  276. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:39 am

    manipulation by the Big Tech Oligarchs

    Love it

    The Big Tech Oligarchs helped trump, britains trump and our trump to win, and NOW you’re blaming them on an ‘upset’

    You’ve missed yor true calling in life splats.

  277. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:40 am

    Mid you, you have some stiff competition in the political comedy field

  278. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 10:55 am

    Good news for everyone but the Biden Crime and Incest Family – the documents have been found.

  279. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 11:06 am

    Glen Greenwald is a leftist with integrity – he resigned when his editors would not let him criticise Creepy Joe:

  280. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 11:06 am

    the documents have been found.

    In the Conservatory, with a candlestick, by Professor Plum?

  281. TB Queensland permalink
    October 30, 2020 11:13 am

    Biden is not going to win.

    The Dems will win the Senate the Presidency and own the Congress … the GOP will get what it deserves … better government …

    If the GOP (what a fucking stupidly hypocritical nomenclature) … grab a rifle and some tucker and head for the hills!

  282. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 11:27 am

    “The Dems will win the Senate the Presidency and own the Congress … the GOP will get what it deserves … better government …”

    Let’s talk next Wednesday.

  283. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 11:42 am

    Let’s talk next Wednesday.

    I’m gonna be too busy watching the fireworks

  284. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 11:57 am

    Tom R, you and TB will be on suicide watch if your families care.

  285. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 12:13 pm

  286. TB Queensland permalink
    October 30, 2020 12:40 pm

    Tom R, you and TB will be on suicide watch if your families care.

    ‘Scuse me?

  287. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 30, 2020 1:42 pm

    Interestingly, in the pic with two girls riding him there is also a dog on the bed!

    Trouble with digital technology you can photoshop anything. Difficult to trust anything these days. If those pictures are real why isn’t the MSM talking about them??

  288. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 2:50 pm

    “‘Scuse me?”

    Trump Derangement Syndrome is a helluva thing.

  289. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 3:00 pm

    “If those pictures are real why isn’t the MSM talking about them??”

    The MSM and the Tech Oligarchs have decided that they will not publish any material critical of the Bidens before the election.

    My comment above in relation to Glenn Greenwald is typical. He co-founded a left-leaning news site called ‘The Intercept’ but the editors have prevented him from publishing an article unless all critical references to Creepy Joe are removed.

    The MSM have ceased to do journalism. They would rather argue Russian Disinformation for which there is absolutely no evidence (according to the FBI) than to ask Creepy Joe or his crew hard questions.

    We have a case where the former CEO of a Biden entity has demonstrated that Creepy Joe was lying when he said he was not involved in Hunter’s business dealings. On the few occasions his name is mentioned in the MSM it is to say “nothing to see here”.

  290. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 3:05 pm

    BTW, the Bidens have not denied the authenticity of the photos or the emails. In fact other people in the email chains have verified them as authentic. And the MSM have been completely incurious about them and shown no interest in seriously investigating them,

    Here’s something else you won’t read in the MSM:

    NY Post’s ‘Smoking Gun’ Hunter Biden Email 100% Authentic, Forensic Analysis Concludes”

  291. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 3:14 pm

    Everything’s fake these days. It’s so fake, it takes a fake to spot a fake

    How a fake persona laid the groundwork for a Hunter Biden conspiracy deluge

    https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/how-fake-persona-laid-groundwork-hunter-biden-conspiracy-deluge-n1245387

  292. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 30, 2020 5:38 pm

    Irrelevant – classic look over there, Tom R.

    And perfectly in keeping with the ‘nothing negative about Biden’ policy.

  293. Tony permalink
    October 30, 2020 7:43 pm

  294. TB Queensland permalink
    October 30, 2020 8:56 pm

    Irrelevant – classic look over there, Tom R.

    LOL!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Trump Derangement Syndrome is a helluva thing. Yeah I know that Trumps deranged and of course his “supporters” …

    But suicide watch for TR and me … over the top … and then … if our families care FFS!

    Rule 1. No family

    Rule 2. No personal insults

    ToSY will agree …

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Tony permalink
    October 30, 2020 7:43 pm

    Mmmm … however, we should stay out of other people’s countries and US, European shit!

    Just look at our history of invasions … just ’cause we say its over????

  295. Tom R permalink
    October 30, 2020 9:33 pm

    classic look over there

    I know right. We should focus instead on the fakes, and not be distracted by the fake persona who faked finding the fakes. 😉

  296. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 31, 2020 1:33 pm

    “Rule 1. No family”

    You broke that rule long ago when you used my kids to make a point.

  297. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 31, 2020 1:36 pm

    Nothing to see here, Tom R:

  298. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 31, 2020 1:40 pm

    This tweet accurately sums it up, but you knew that Tom R. But you have no interest in getting at the truth of the matter.

  299. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 31, 2020 1:50 pm

    Looks like people think Trump will win:

  300. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 31, 2020 2:06 pm

    And I thought rule 2 was a specialty of this place.

  301. TB Queensland permalink
    October 31, 2020 3:20 pm

    You broke that rule long ago when you used my kids to make a point.

    Do tell? Seriously, if I did “use your kids” it deserves an apology … in fact I was unaware that you had children?

    And I thought rule 2 was a specialty of this place.

    It is with certain commenters … those who think that its “a specialty” and can get away with it … in my experience they are the ones who insult and then complain when it is returned …

    ToSY and I have reached a very amicable agreement on that subject, I believe and I hope he does to …

    Insults are pretty easy to throw … but don’t whinge if the come back.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Looks like Labor has Queensland wrapped up.

  302. Tony permalink
    October 31, 2020 3:25 pm

    Twitter caves.

  303. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 31, 2020 3:41 pm

    …those who think that its “a specialty” and can get away with it … in my experience they are the ones who insult and then complain when it is returned …

    Hint- we won’t name the culprit but his initials are TB

  304. Neil of Sydney permalink
    October 31, 2020 3:41 pm

    I wish Twitter would cave in to me. I said things i regret but nothing worse than lefties post. But Twitter rules are simple. Conservatives have to be polite and lefties can say whatever they want. If you say something a leftie does not like he puts in a complaint and has you banned. I have seen lots of immoral comments but not once have i put in a complaint

  305. Splatterbottom permalink
    October 31, 2020 4:06 pm

    “Do tell? Seriously, if I did “use your kids” it deserves an apology … in fact I was unaware that you had children?”

    Cheers TB. You apologised at the time. I’ll dig around and see if the link is still there.

  306. TB Queensland permalink
    October 31, 2020 4:51 pm

    Hint- we won’t name the culprit but his initials are TB

    Thanks for making my point …

    Cheers TB. You apologised at the time.

    If I apologised that’s excellent, pity others don’t. (And there was a couple of pretty awful family attacks aimed at mine in the early days …)

    Don’t bother digging around, SB … unlike some I don’t bother recording comments … or even remembering them 😀 … these threads have too many twists and turns … especially over a decade +!

  307. Tom R permalink
    October 31, 2020 4:55 pm

    I’ll dig around and see if the link is still there

    Yes, because is sounds very unTB-like

    The “Hunter Biden dossier” has literally nothing to do with any of the reporting in the New York Post

    Hi, our first fake didn’t work. Please try our new one ffs lol

    BOORING! What’s the point of a fucken Civil War if everyone runs outta hollow points?

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-29/walmart-pulls-guns-off-shelves-as-precaution-ahead-of-election

  308. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    October 31, 2020 5:00 pm

    “Thin skinned – sensitive to criticism, reproach, or rebuff; easily offended; touchy”

  309. TB Queensland permalink
    October 31, 2020 7:21 pm

    “Thin skinned – sensitive to criticism, reproach, or rebuff; easily offended; touchy”

    Your point …

  310. TB Queensland permalink
    October 31, 2020 7:25 pm

    What’s the point of a fucken Civil War if everyone runs outta hollow points?

    I reckon the far right is itching for Civil War II … Trump will lead the far right into battle … or not! Dictators are moulded from the same cowardly shit … Reference: Any history text …

  311. TB Queensland permalink
    October 31, 2020 7:28 pm

    Apologies to Adolf Hitler (his history was written 1930) and he was one of the few who earned TWO Iron Crosses … in WWI

  312. TB Queensland permalink
    October 31, 2020 11:12 pm

    Did someoeone mention LANDSLIDE Qld ALP? 😀

  313. ivi permalink
    November 1, 2020 3:12 am

    (Did someoeone mention LANDSLIDE Qld ALP?

    No? Nevertheless, apparently, we are so privileged to live in this democracy where the voters are much-respected.)

  314. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 1, 2020 10:45 am

    So TB, I took a trip down memory lane and re-read some old Guttertrash threads. Unfortunately there isn’t anything much before 2013 that I could find.

    We were having much the same arguments then as now. You were calling for civility then:

    YOU: ”Your use of personal aggressive descriptions of my me/comments ie “obsessive” also demonstrates a mindset and behaviour indicates someone who is not used to being challenged”

    ME: That sounds like more hypocritical projection coming from you. Maybe I’m just following your example: “only in your overstuffed mind … Get off your fkn high horse … just because you say it doesn’t make it so … professor …”

    Good times! 🙂

  315. ivi permalink
    November 1, 2020 11:02 am

    (What fresh heresy is this!)

  316. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 1, 2020 11:24 am

    Word of the week – “Trunalimunumaprzure”:

  317. November 1, 2020 12:17 pm

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  318. November 1, 2020 12:21 pm

    This is gold….!

    Ashby also had a TV meltdown claiming (amongst other things) that “fishermen are going to get raped” now that Labor won in a landslide!

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  319. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    November 1, 2020 12:24 pm

    Apparently “Murdoch acolyte ” , “RWNJ” etc are terms of endearment

  320. Tony permalink
    November 1, 2020 12:42 pm

  321. TB Queensland permalink
    November 1, 2020 12:43 pm

    Fooled, ToM, again I see …

  322. Tony permalink
    November 1, 2020 12:44 pm

  323. TB Queensland permalink
    November 1, 2020 12:46 pm

    Or is Scott Adams (and Friends) just desperate … LOL!

  324. Tony permalink
    November 1, 2020 1:36 pm

  325. Tony permalink
    November 1, 2020 1:51 pm

    He’s obsessed with crowds because he’s got them and Joe doesn’t.

  326. Tony permalink
    November 1, 2020 2:16 pm

  327. ivi permalink
    November 1, 2020 2:34 pm

    (He’s obsessed with crowds because he’s got them and Joe doesn’t.

    Fascinating; maybe there’s some more-or-less-(dis)agreeable way(s) for (an) individual(s) in (a) group(s) to ‘vote’ to (in)definitely determine (overt, covert, and/or latent) crowd(s) size(s)?)

  328. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 1, 2020 3:45 pm
  329. Tom R permalink
    November 1, 2020 5:51 pm

    maybe there’s some more-or-less-(dis)agreeable way(s) for (an) individual(s) in (a) group(s) to ‘vote’

    Or maybe there’s just a better way not to die?

  330. TB Queensland permalink
    November 1, 2020 6:00 pm

    Did someone mention possible, US Civil War II, here recently …

    https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/is-america-on-the-brink-of-a-second-civil-war/news-story/538195d2b05052f6842e297208a7c9f8

  331. TB Queensland permalink
    November 1, 2020 6:02 pm

    Or maybe there’s just a better way not to die?

    And the smart voters have figured that out …

  332. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    November 1, 2020 8:00 pm

    Great! So now Murdoch’s media is an authoritative source for you

  333. Tom R permalink
    November 1, 2020 9:40 pm

    Did someone mention possible, US Civil War II, here recently …

    Popcorn at the ready TB 😉

  334. Tony permalink
    November 2, 2020 7:13 am

    The sign says Tampa, Florida.

  335. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 8:18 am

    The only thing to believe over the last 4 years is, it’s all fake

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

  336. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 8:26 am

    Satire is dead

    One Nation slams ABC for not having Pauline on more during her boycott of ABC

    https://chaser.com.au/national/one-nation-slams-abc-for-not-having-pauline-on-more-during-her-boycott-of-abc/

    By the way TB, well done for regaining some of that lost pride from the last election. Seems palmer can’t make a fool of youse twice, although he tried his hardest. 😉

  337. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 8:39 am

    Let freedom ring!

  338. ivi permalink
    November 2, 2020 8:45 am

    (And the smart voters have figured that out …

    Not really; if c.100000 cases and c.1000 deaths per day is “nothing” or “almost nothing”, then 30000 cases and 700 deaths over a longer time period, obviously, is ‘(almost) less than nothing’.)

  339. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 8:57 am

    Let freedom ring!

    Crowds are even cheaper in Nigeria than they are in redneckwood?

  340. TB Queensland permalink
    November 2, 2020 10:21 am

    Let freedom ring!

    Trump supporters version of “freedom” …

    Even as dramatic footage from the scene caused widespread alarm, President Donald Trump threw his support behind the so-called Trump train, tweeting “I LOVE TEXAS!”

    Very 1930’s approach – especially in Germany …

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/01/biden-harris-bus-highway-texas-trump-train

    This is not going to end well for the World … fuck the USA …

    Imagine the consequences of a US Fascist State … the Civil War that would follow … and all the petty National squabbles and takeovers around the world … ya think Oz would be safe??

    Be careful what you ask for … just as some people here saw the Arab Spring a good thing for Egypt … and not understanding just what the Muslim Brotherhood stood for …

  341. TB Queensland permalink
    November 2, 2020 10:27 am

    By the way TB, well done for regaining some of that lost pride

    LNP – clobbered (I do hope The Freckle continues as leader)

    One Nation – decimated

    Palmer – humiliated (finally!)

    Kattter – he’s still burbling away

    QUEENSLANDER!

  342. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 10:29 am

    “Be careful what you ask for … just as some people here saw the Arab Spring a good thing for Egypt … and not understanding just what the Muslim Brotherhood stood for …

    B. Hussein Obama understood exactly what the Muslim Brotherhood stood for. He gave a speech at Rashid Khalidi’s 50th birthday bash. His support for the Brotherhood’s Arab Spring was precisely to entrench those terrorists in Arab countries.

  343. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 10:40 am

    Taking Wednesday off for a Trump victory party. Smoked brisket, ribs and red hot chicken wings. Life is good!

  344. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 10:45 am

    It was Obama that strengthened and emboldened ISIS by cutting and running from Iraq. He then downplayed them, saying they were merely the “Jayvee team” and he lookoed on while they seized large swaths of territory.

    It was Trump that killed their leader and drove them out of the territory Obama had allowed them to capture.

  345. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 10:54 am

    It was Trump who abandoned the Kurds to them.

    The art of the Kill?

    btw, good news in Queensland, hey splats 🙂

  346. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 11:09 am

    Yes indeed. Trad got rolled.

  347. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 11:10 am

    Trad got rolled.

    lol Who?

    enjoy yor chicken, but beware, t’would be a shame should a wishbone not come true

  348. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 11:23 am

    Planning a spontaneous demonstration – its just an idea:

  349. TB Queensland permalink
    November 2, 2020 12:44 pm

    Yes indeed. Trad got rolled.

    And rightly so … I hear she’s applied for LNP membership … should fit right in … good riddance …

  350. TB Queensland permalink
    November 2, 2020 12:48 pm

    Taking Wednesday off for a Trump victory party. Smoked brisket, ribs and red hot chicken wings. Life is good!

    And a token sacrifice at dusk …

    Sounds about right … very right. 😳 watch dem chicken wings …

    (BTW: I can recommend, Spondivits, GA 😎

  351. November 2, 2020 1:19 pm

    Goorne…….!!!

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  352. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 1:24 pm

    Who reb? 🙂

  353. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 1:24 pm

    Look like good seafood there, TB. I would love to get to Georgia one day!

  354. Tom R permalink
    November 2, 2020 1:35 pm

    Forget the Seafood, ya’ll need some Rock N Roll Ribs from FL 😉

  355. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 1:49 pm

    I could handle both, Tom R.

  356. Splatterbottom permalink
    November 2, 2020 1:51 pm

    “Iron Maiden drummer’s BBQ outlet ” – I get it. I went to Matt Molloy’s pub in Westport Ireland but it had a different vibe, I suspect.

  357. November 6, 2020 9:01 am

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  358. TB Queensland permalink
    November 6, 2020 11:26 am

    Look like good seafood there, TB.

    Great finger food, famous for wicked wings …

    (clients took me there- taught them to sing “Have a Drink on Me” and then changed it to “Have a Wank on Me” – horror – when the two, Canadians, on the course explained what they were all singing – oh, how we laughed the Canucks and me )

    Some very funny(?) signs on the wall… ’tis Atlanta remember (70% black pop)

    eg “Any Child Found on These Premises Will be Seized And Sold into Slavery”

    Mmmmm …

    I remember listening to a radio show (being driven to my hotel) and they had a “Two Minute Mad Joke” session … eg

    “Most gays are not born that way – they just get sucked into it”

    “There are three sizes of condom – small, medium and negra …”

    I realised I was sitting there with my mouth open!

    Try broadcasting that in Oz!

    (Apologies to gays and black fellas – and any decent folk who came here by accident)

  359. November 6, 2020 3:21 pm

    😯

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