Gladys Berejiklian: The Tractor. The iPad. The Cover Up!

It’s been runoured that the ipad and phone were spooked off the tractor when an African Swallow flying by dropped the coconut it was carrying (hat tip to some tweeter from early this morning)

Wasn’t all this happening while Dastari was being hounded out of office for openly declaring money from a Chinese guy on his register?

this year’s new catch phrase must surely be

To be fair reb, I don’t need to know

And of course, there is the awkward fact that morrison won’t let Andrews release what was said in the national cabinet thing that’s not a cabinet

Are people like me supposed to get excited about political issues in a state that is recovering and enjoying life… while Victoria remains in miserable economic freefall caused by a negligent state government ??

I’m sure I saw a comment in response to this by Neil of Sydney linking to where Bill Shorten said those earning $180,000 are not rich.

Yeah what happened to it?

Wow. I did not know Magpies could be this vicious.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/magpie-swoops-in-bloody-attack-on-victorian-mans-eyes/news-story/300fc75bd33454e7b77faceedb9ddb53

“””””Magpie swoops in bloody attack on Victorian man’s eyes
A Victorian man has told of the frightening moment a magpie swooped and attacked both his eyes, leaving him barely able to see.””””””

OK I will try again. Here is Bill Shorten saying $180K/year is not rich

https://www.billshorten.com.au/radio_interview_3aw_thursday_21_april_2016

“”””MITCHELL: What level do you look at though, that’s why it comes down to what is rich? Is $180,000 a year rich?

SHORTEN: No it’s not, but what I would say to you is that if you have $5 million in superannuation and retirement you probably don’t need the rest of the taxpayers stuck in the traffic this morning paying for you to get a tax concession.”””””

credlin sure has made a complete and utter fool of herself. She got away with creating a false narrative based on her lies against Gillard. Dan aint having none of it. How he doesn’t just tell her to fuck off is beyond me, but, he’s handed her so much rope, she’s even been able tie a bow into her noose, and then promptly used it

Yes, the way he calmly explains that she is incorrect, and details why, and then lets her talk back over him

THE BRUTE!

I notice rachels been relegated to norty corner at murdor.

“How dare non-journalists like Credlin ” hijack information sessions and lie to him

fixed it fer ya tos 😉

Yes, that was very clear from the recordings posted above.

Black is white, up is down, and peta don’t make shit up!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/whats-the-point-of-australian-politics

I guess if merica can replay 2016 in 2020, we can replay 2010 in 2020 😦

Dan corrects peta, several times

peta petals complain that Dans been caught out

the globe remains flat

It’s very confusing isn’t it

The pm cannot do the secretive national cabinet because he is Queensland

Where the Queensland Premier remotely joins the national cabinet from …?

Maybe he needs to put the feeder on the chook shed?

Or is he shopping for tractors?

Either way, kudos to him for chucking a sickie on a Friday

LONG WEEKEND, here we come 🙂

lol tosy,

The newspaper obtained a cache of messages, documents and photos from a MacBrook Pro laptop purportedly owned by Hunter Biden, via President Trump’s attorney, Rudolph W. Giuliani.

A test for anyone dumb enough to believe this I guess

I know this is just more Russian interference,

yep, and you’re still denying the obvious. unbelievable

https://theconversation.com/fact-check-us-what-is-the-impact-of-russian-interference-in-the-us-presidential-election-146711

sean medlock sounds like nil

come to think of it, splats is sounding like nil

Yeah!! New Zealand is apparently a hot spot
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Thank you reb! And you know what i alway say to TB about plagiarism when he rewords my comments!

I’m sure you’re not referring to me, but i will admit to being a little tetchy about the continuing restrictions on outdoor social gatherings.
I rwally can’t see the point of saying it’s now up to 10 from 2 households. Really, what’s the point of the change, it’s window dressing.
I’m planning on ignoring that one.

It was 17 yesterday!

So, a timeline

morrison says he’s gonna do a bubble (pretty sure it was a thought one)

then he goes to a ‘luncheon’, (which technically isn’t a ‘fundraiser’, just a prelude ffs)

Claims his plane is broeken. Claims falsely that another didn’t get there until the next day

Cancels National cabinet, cos his zoom is also broeken
wakes up with peroxide blond hair
let’s a shitload of New Zealanders loose across the country, leaving already stretched States to handle them

ulman ‘rights’ a story about how popular he is, ignoring the fuck out of all of the above inconsistencies In fact, all of the above inconsistencies appear to have been missed by almost everyone.

Welcome to monday everyones 🙂

hmm Who was the Fed minister for Immigration at the time …?

And our gormless media is still running cover for our gormless pm.

It’s quite obvious why he cancelled the National Cabinet. It was so he didn’t have to explain anything to the Premiers, who were left in the dark.

* deployed untrained people into a contagious workplace
* neglected to perform safety audits
* didn’t follow up reports of non conformance
* allowed the virus to leak into the community
* caused the state to shut down for months and months and months
…that’s no reason to suggest it was a botched!!

So, same as the rest of the country?

What word would you use to describe the “NZ bubble”

Clusterfuck?

Have you ever heard of a successful defense that is based on the following –

Well, you keep highlighting one state. They did what every other state did.

They also did far more than the federal goivernment was planning to do. And far more than the feds ever did

Sure, it initially got away. probably wouldn’t have been half as bad if the feds hadn’t kept pushing to open, and hadn’t underfunded aged care so much that the State had to send rare resources into them to stop it there too. Will see what happens after their non-existent bubble burst on the first bloody day

Just thought I’d ad perspective to your narrow field of vision 😉

The problems with the how the other states ran their quarantine have been shown here plenty of times yomm. I’m assuming they were the moments you still had your head stuck under a doona

That’s an indication of performance

With a virus we know very little about, that’s an indication of any number of things

Andrews and health officials always declined to provide details about locations of cases. NSW always provided very detailed information.
It’s also clear that Victoria’s contact tracing wasn’t at the required standard.
They’re important differences.
Victoria is now a basket case that relies on the taxpayers of other states to prop us up.

but hey, keep attacking him, It obviously gets something off of your chest. Just be glad we have the states to stop morrison doing a trump on us all

I’m not too sure how they get away with this shit. Except of course, because most in power let them

The Too Hard basket 🙂

lolz

Read more of this article on our spinoff satirical news website The Australian.

https://chaser.com.au/national/danger-across-the-ditch-as-incompetent-leader-ardern-wins-office/

You know you’ve lost it when even the herald can see through it

Just stay locked up a little longer , says Dan.

F**K OFF!! says the public

I hear in the US there are bumper stickers that say-
“Vote for a clown, you get a circus”
I think I’ll get one and add a Victoria caption.

Vote for Dan and get 700+ cases a day when other states had 0 to 20

Vote for Dan and get 700+ cases a day when other states had 0 to 20

Sheer incompetence that has been replicated across the cuntry

Only Victoria let it get out of control.

LINK!

It’s a virus. You often don’t have much of a chance sometimes. It’s the nature if viruses to get out of control

So please, a link to what they failed at that other states didn’t also

The government medical experts have said every case is linked to the hotel isolation fiasco

Fiasco?

If it was a ‘fiasco’, why was it limited to only two hotels? What about the other 20 or so?

As I said, link to the precise ‘failure’ that occurred here that hasn’t been repeated across the cuntry

Did you follow the evidence presented to the inquiry?

You mean where they discovered that it wasn’t spread by rooting guards, it began with an employee, who really didn’t do much wrong at all?

Likewise the guards, whose transgressions were no worst, in fact, probably better, than those interstate.

THAT evidence?

Undoubtedly the stupidest cunt in the country:

You should try reading the #qanon crap some fools pasting into the other thread

I thought you said you followed the inquiry

And yor point is?

2 out of over 20 is not systemic

Tim Dunlop does some reminiscing about the old days. And takes a look at the churnos (and others) and their audience

As my old boss at News told me, don’t engage. Write the next piece. Move on. You’re in the big league now.

There is a second problem with the making-the-sausage excuse and it is that sometimes, the end product looks more like a shit-sandwich than a sausage.

https://meanjin.com.au/blog/journalism-serves-democracy-thats-us/

Love it 🙂

acting as Running Dog Dan’s PR department.

ah splats, you never fail to entertain 🙂

And we don’t know who made the murderous decision to kill Victorians with incompetent security guards.

The system that says we only have them, because every job spec breeds incompetence. You see the same in NSW and other states. It’s what happens when you make jobs casual and piecemeal.

Running Dog Dan has a duty of care to the Victorian public which he abysmally failed to perform.

he got cases down from very high, to very low

Since we don’t know exactly why this got out here, and not elsewhere, then it’s hard to lay the blame. Unlike something like aged care, where the vast majority of cases ended up. The Government was warned, and failed to act.

In the case of the initial outbreak, the Government acted, but there was no template, no warning of the correct way. The Feds, with all their resources, had abandoned the states to themselves. And the elderly, who the states had to step in to save

The real issue is that the biggest media organisation in the country saw fit to send an obviously partisan player to goad a Labor premier in an obviously partisan way

Does Tim Dunlop have any evidence for that statement. It is wrong on so many levels

Firstly i would say Credlin went there because that is what she wanted to do

Secondly his comments apply to reporters from the ABC not News Limited

You lefties just cannot stomach anybody with a different opinion

Love the way the LNP gutted both our automotive industry,

Locally made cars went from 25% of the market to only 10% under Rudd/Gillard. When Ford announced they were leaving when Gillard was PM the industry was dead

TomR you are one EVIL man. A mad who destroys the lives of people like all ALP supporters do

Telling lies helps nobody but you cannot stop telling lies

BTW did you read Holden is leaving the right hand drive market? They would have left anyway.

Please go back to locking up 8,469 children you evil man

ME 🙂

Yea, but Dan Andrews!

Only a TRUE Deceiver would deny his deceivery ?

Only a true Deceiver would know

The report into the hotel isolation debacle has been delayed a further 2 months!
It was originally due in early September. Which seemed excessive to me. Now it’s 4 months late. Great work in delay and obfuscation by Dan.
Get the report published a few days before Christmas.
We know he’s an incompetent and negligent c*** , but what a cunning politician he is.

And then you go and spoil it by add your own skewed interpretation of why it occurred.

What is wrong with that statement? We don’t make much stuff here anymore. The pandemic has shown that and how much we rely on China. And it is getting worse.

Went to buy some olive oil the other day. Most of it appears to come from Spain. I purchased the aussie grown stuff but it was more expensive

oops, libika shone a light where she shouldn’t have

“… and you keep trying to make it sound like a normal democracy”

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………that’s technically incorrect. The USA is a republic as distinct from a democracy.

There is a difference and its BIG

Naked Crackhead with minor female in bed behind him and the two of them in bed together.

Wow i just noticed the links. I paid a visit to the Drudgereport and nothing about it there. Looks like US news is covering up for Biden. If those pictures are true it may change the votes of people. Trouble is a lot of people have already voted.

Yeah. It’s so much better when there are 5 compliance/HR/government liaison types for every customer facing role.

Grouse 🙂

Could this be true?

Who cares if it’s true or not, just smear it everywhere splats

It’s kinda what you do anyway 😉

I’m hoping Biden wins, but by a very narrow margin

Mid you, you have some stiff competition in the political comedy field

Let’s talk next Wednesday.

I’m gonna be too busy watching the fireworks

Interestingly, in the pic with two girls riding him there is also a dog on the bed!

Trouble with digital technology you can photoshop anything. Difficult to trust anything these days. If those pictures are real why isn’t the MSM talking about them??

Everything’s fake these days. It’s so fake, it takes a fake to spot a fake

How a fake persona laid the groundwork for a Hunter Biden conspiracy deluge

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/how-fake-persona-laid-groundwork-hunter-biden-conspiracy-deluge-n1245387

classic look over there

I know right. We should focus instead on the fakes, and not be distracted by the fake persona who faked finding the fakes. 😉

…those who think that its “a specialty” and can get away with it … in my experience they are the ones who insult and then complain when it is returned …

Hint- we won’t name the culprit but his initials are TB

I’ll dig around and see if the link is still there

Yes, because is sounds very unTB-like

The “Hunter Biden dossier” has literally nothing to do with any of the reporting in the New York Post

Hi, our first fake didn’t work. Please try our new one ffs lol

BOORING! What’s the point of a fucken Civil War if everyone runs outta hollow points?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-29/walmart-pulls-guns-off-shelves-as-precaution-ahead-of-election

(Did someoeone mention LANDSLIDE Qld ALP?

No? Nevertheless, apparently, we are so privileged to live in this democracy where the voters are much-respected.)

(What fresh heresy is this!)

Apparently “Murdoch acolyte ” , “RWNJ” etc are terms of endearment

(He’s obsessed with crowds because he’s got them and Joe doesn’t.

Fascinating; maybe there’s some more-or-less-(dis)agreeable way(s) for (an) individual(s) in (a) group(s) to ‘vote’ to (in)definitely determine (overt, covert, and/or latent) crowd(s) size(s)?)

maybe there’s some more-or-less-(dis)agreeable way(s) for (an) individual(s) in (a) group(s) to ‘vote’

Or maybe there’s just a better way not to die?

Did someone mention possible, US Civil War II, here recently …

Popcorn at the ready TB 😉

The only thing to believe over the last 4 years is, it’s all fake

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Let freedom ring!

Crowds are even cheaper in Nigeria than they are in redneckwood?

Texas?

https://images.csmonitor.com/csm/2015/10/939985_1_107-Toyota-ISIS_standard.jpg?alias=standard_900x600

Who reb? 🙂

Forget the Seafood, ya’ll need some Rock N Roll Ribs from FL 😉

Berejiklian is a dog arse monkey cunt full stop