Barnaby and Scott: Battle of the Boofheads
Things are not rosy in the garden of the Coalition.
Leader of the Nationals and Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce is insisting he won’t be held to ransom over Scott Morrison’s desire to take some sort of commitment to the Glasgow summit on climate change in less than two weeks.
Barnaby, whose prose is largely indecipherable at the best of times, said through an interpreter that they, “the Nationals,” reserved the right to reject any proposed emissions plan without being given proper time to consider it.
It’s a fair point. They’ve only been in government for 8 years and these things don’t happen overnight, ‘little lone’ after a four-hour boozy lunch meeting over the weekend.
In one of his more lucid moments, Barnaby yelped “we’re not chained to a script. We have our own party and our own party room for a distinct purpose – that at times we have variance of views, we have divergent views and we have different views.”
What those views are remains a mystery, given that many of their constituents in the agricultural industry are desperate for action on climate change.
“If we ever believed that we were being sort of threatened or pushed or stood over, I know what the outcome of that position is – the people (ie ‘me’) just say, ‘no’,” he told The Gutter Trash.
Deputy Nationals leader David Littleproud held a similar view, saying it was “a very complex issue” and claimed it’d be “reckless” for the party to sign up to something without considering the detail.
theguttertrash.com 
Nice photos!
(*burp*)
Victoria is down to 1700 or so cases! Probably about 10 times as many as NSW.
And yet another world record is set today!
Thanks Dan
YoM is sometimes oddly prescient …
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Another day, another world record for the longest lockdown
Thanks Dan
Yep, thanks for saving lives Dan, more than all those other overseas cities in that list (but keep plugging away, I reckon it’s working yomm 😉 )
https://www.roymorgan.com/findings/8568-roy-morgan-survey-on-voting-intention-and-approvals-in-victoria-november-12-2020-202011111454
Those Roy Morgan voting intention numbers just show how tribal Labor voters are. If a Coalition was in power doing exactly the same thing Andrews is doing the numbers would be the other way around.
That is why i never trust ALP supporters. Their opinion on topics depends on who is in govt. What is right or wrong does not come into it.
Yep, thanks for
savingterminating lives Dan, more than all those other Australian states. (Fixed it.)Tom R- if an ALP government is popular it shouldn’t be held to account
thanks for saving terminating lives Federally run aged care (Fixed it.)
it shouldn’t be held to account
“but keep plugging away” you read bad yomm 😉
More ‘held to account’ (our msm are so stoopid)
Risky Business at ICAC
barbies a boofhead, morrison is a dangerous psychopath, who is quite content killing people
I noticed the “Dune” movie out and about on the web.
Noooooo… Those weren’t CFMEU members protesting against vaccination!
CFMMEU launches legal challenge to BHP’s COVID-19 vaccine mandate at coal mine
Absolute disgusting LNP crap!
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/oct/20/pru-goward-afr-column-on-underclass-condemned-as-disturbing-and-abusive
Absolute disgusting LNP crap!
Why??
Today Melbourne sets yet another record for the world’s longest lockdown!
Remember how Dan-
* Said he took full responsibility. What did that actually mean?
* Lectured NSW about a ring of steel around Sydney but didn’t bother to put one along the border
* Said it was a one week lockdown so that we didn’t become like Sydney
It’s been a pleasure, thanks Dan
What did that actually mean?
What he actually said?
but didn’t bother to put one along the border
Keeps it in, not out 😉
so that we didn’t become like Sydney
Perhaps he meant ‘favoured by the Feds”?
fer nil
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/oct/20/pru-goward-afr-column-on-underclass-condemned-as-disturbing-and-abusive
TomR
Your Roy Morgan link is dated November 2020. Almost 12 months ago.
But it just shows that Labor supporters follow people who tell lies.
Your opinions are useful. If you say something the opposite is most probably true
No doubt champion parachutist Kneely is having a little chuckle today. Members of the Obeid crime syndicate are going to prison while she, teflon turd that she is, will take a safe seat in Federal parliament.
Before Kneely became Eddie’s girl, SMH journalist Kate McClymont had exposed Obeid and the festering ALP corruption. Yet, knowing this, Kneely plunged the knife into Rees and took the top job with Eddie’s backing.
Her red carpet ride to the NSW Premiership and now to the safe ALP seat of Fowler are tributes to the rottenness of the ALP and to Kneely’s unique skill – kissing ALP power-brokers’ rings no matter how ragged and rancid they may be.
No surprise here – Fauci is a scientist only in the Mengele sense. Lying to congress is par for the course. Of course the lying dog won’t be prosecuted – Deep State looks after their own.
Fatty’s Filipina fuck-fests in the spotlight again…
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/george-christensen-says-afp-letter-falsely-accuses-him-of-serious-crime-20211021-p591x0.html
I wonder if George compensated the families of the girls who were squashed and asphyxiated in his gigantic rolls of fat and hairy arse-cheeks. The police should send in a rescue team. I reckon there’d be a couple of mummified bodies in amongst the heaving crevices of his body beautiful.
* Lockdown with 6 cases, to make sure we don’t become like Sydney.
* Set a world record for the longest lockdown
* Open again after months with 2000, which is about 7 times as many as Sydney
Thanks Dan
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10114191/Humiliation-Daniel-Andrews-Victorias-official-mandatory-mask-advice-labelled-CRAP.html
Humiliation for Daniel Andrews as the ‘world first’ study Victoria held up as proof its mask policy crushed Covid is labelled ‘CRAP’ and ‘riddled with basic errors’
Not satire…
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/oct/22/supermarkets-using-cardboard-cutouts-to-hide-gaps-left-by-supply-issues
When will ICAC start looking at Victorian Premiers!
(mainly because I think they are going to run out of their own)
TomR
What is the allegation about the gun club?? Was it given because Gladys boyfriend wanted it and no other reason?? Did the boyfriend get a financial benefit??
Friends of splatters…?
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Not my style, reb, although I’ve admired the stars from a gutter once or twice.
Alec Baldwin was not only the star but also a producer of this low budget movie:
Hopefully the woke mongrel goes down for manslaughter!
Good question:
Safety protocols standard in the industry, including gun inspections, were not strictly followed
But, RED TAPE!!!!!!
“But, RED TAPE!!!!!!”
And UNIONS….!!!
This wouldn’t’ve happened when Harvey Weinstein was around…!!
We’re all in the gutter Splats, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Why it is reasonable to hold Dan to account
1. The state government is facing 58 charges over the hotel quarantine debacle. No other state is
2. No other state set a world record for lockdown. Not even half
3. Dan gave the most sanctimonious and self serving speeches, all the big talk has come back to him
4. Dan said he would take full responsibility. So people are entitled to hold him to account
5. Victoria had the highest fines in the country, and 3 times as many were issued as NSW.
6. Dan’s evidence at the inquiry – “I don’t remember”
It seems YoM’s not coping with the news that Victoria is on track to drop pandemic restrictions ahead of NSW.
Yes, I hope we can soon start the court case about the 58 charges against the government! Does anyone tip a not guilty plea?
Let’s hope so-
* I don’t remember
* BLAME HER!!
* We were in a hurry
* But, but they all received their diversity training
* It was based on medical advice, maybe
* LOOK OVER THERE!
* I don’t remember
And when every other defence fails, try this one!!
* Think of the children!
Significant toilet time taken
Dumb leftists don’t get what they wished for:
Lying fraudster Fauci also tortures dogs:
(Lying fraudster Fauci also tortures dogs
Indeed; terrible stuff.)
Speaking of lying, poor old yomms been lied to again 😦
I looked at the “fact checking”
Did you read the article?
* There’s some town in South America that MIGHT have spent longer in lockdown
* A couple of vulnerable age groups in Manila were apparently in lockdown longer
* It demonstrates exactly how far we’ve fallen that we take comfort from a view that a couple of places in underdeveloped countries, without adequate an health system MIGHT have experienced a longer lockdown
To be troo yomm, you can’t expect an organization that has peddled this falsehood for so long to fact check very well. They are complicit
https://businesstech.co.za/news/finance/514540/south-africans-hammered-by-500-days-of-lockdown/
This mob just cannot stand scrutiny. I have seen a few remarks about how more religious our reps get, the more corrupt they become. Seems to be a direct line
Look on Google.com/ncr
Tell the entire world they’re wrong. Or have it your way and use underdeveloped countries as the performance benchmark
https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=AOaemvKw8N74ZdLOuJbmgNaqHrmB_GIk4g:1635132088122&q=world%27s+longest+lockdown&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLmZfazeTzAhUWVH0KHZ1ECxkQBSgAegQIARAC&biw=360&bih=624&dpr=2
Or have it your way and use underdeveloped countries as the performance benchmark
Ahh, so when you ‘the world’, it’s more like ‘the world I pick’. Good call 😉
ToM, it is logical when you think about it – combine the Stairman’s arrogance with his corrupt ineptitude and you end up with a crooked shoddy administration which totally fucks up hotel quarantine and kills hundreds. And, like TB, Dan is constitutionally unable to admit of any error. The arrogant mongrel just wants to berate other states which have outperformed Victoria, i.e. all of them. ‘Zero cases’ is right – if you mean zero cases of decent leadership in Victoria.
Even more pathetic are the loyal ALP knuckle-draggers trying desperately to rescue Dan’s rancid reputation by dribbling shit all over the comments section.
Did you check the restrictions in South Africa?
People can travel between provinces for leisure, for example
In Melbourne we had months and months and months of being allowed to go 5kms for an hour only and in bed by 9
“Ahh, so when you ‘the world’, it’s more like ‘the world I pick’. “
So. Tom R, you are happy to accept that Melbourne is the most locked-down city in the world (with a couple of possible trivial exceptions that nobody’s heard of)!
and kills hundreds
Thanks Fed run aged care
“Thanks Fed run aged care”
Only in Victoria though – thanks Stairman Dan!
“A total of 12 residents have now died at Anglicare’s Newmarch House facility after being diagnosed with the virus.”
And
“The Delta outbreak in NSW has seen 85 aged care homes affected by outbreaks, infecting 346 residents and 179 staff, and leading to the deaths of 31 residents.”
classics
Yet Stairman Dan did it so much better – Australia’s most prolific serial killer!
Speaking of batteries, i have a relative who installed a solar system in his off-the-grid house. Cost was $30,000. It was the batteries which were the main cost apparently. He needs solar power for hot water, air conditioning, washing machine, fridge etc. Everything. So he has a large bunch of batteries. Very expensive.
Transparency? Mongrel Coate couldn’t tell us who made the decision that made itself An outcome which suited the Stairman just fine. To this day the people of Victoria are still in the dark about who gave a bunch of incompetents the inside running for Victoria’s wonderful Hotel Quarantine system and killed 800 people.
Creepy cunt can’t stop touching children:
Transparency?
Ah yes, ‘transparency’ 😉
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/federal-officials-shielded-from-ruby-princess-inquiry-20200810-p55kda.html
To this day the people of Victoria are still in the dark about who
Well, we could ask the ‘National Cabinet’, because that was the genesis of the states being thrown the hot potatoe, when the Federal Government, who is in charge of Quarantine, came to the meeting with NO PLAN whatsoever
“A controversial Federal Government decision to assert cabinet confidentiality over discussions between the Prime Minister and state leaders in national cabinet will likely prevent Victoria’s hotel quarantine inquiry from accessing the highest level discussions about the program.”
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/national-cabinet-documents-might-not-be-available-to-state-hotel-inquiry-20200814-p55lu3.html
And some dumb asses still blame the Vic Inquiry for being ‘secretive’ lols
I’m against government secrecy and arse-covering as practiced by all parties. I’m certainly not going to make excuses for the coalition the way you pathetically run interference on behalf of Stairman Dan. It does your credibility no good to try to blame the Feds for Mongrel Coate’s failure to get to the truth of the matter.
Mongrel Coate did not even cross-examine the head of Unified Security about the events of the day the Company was appointed and the contacts he had in relation to the appointment of Unified to do hotel quarantine work. She did not find out who put their name forward even though they weren’t on the relevant preferred services panel. The stupid mongrel did not find out what prompted Unified’s CEO to send out an urgent email to all staff to immediately do an online Covid course before Unified was allegedly first contacted by Vic bureaucrats.
All of which information she could have easily obtained. Knowing what went on in the National Cabinet might be interesting but that not knowing those details is not the reason Victorians are still in the dark. For that we need answers to questions Coate could have asked but chose not to.
It does your credibility no good to try to blame the Feds for Mongrel Coate’s failure to get to the truth of the matter
“A controversial Federal Government decision to assert cabinet confidentiality over discussions between the Prime Minister and state leaders in national cabinet will likely prevent Victoria’s hotel quarantine inquiry from accessing the highest level discussions about the program.”
WE HAVE A PLAN!!
again ………….. 😦
And your point is , Tom R?
The corrupt decision was not taken at national cabinet. It was taken in Victoria, likely by Andrews, or a corrupt minister or a corrupt public servant. Mongrel Coate could have got to the bottom of it but chose not to.
But you keep on trying to distract from that with irrelevant comments. It’s what trolls do.
The corrupt decision was not taken at national cabinet.
What ‘corrupt’ decision?
Like everyone else, she’s had enough if this c**t!
CONFIRMED lols
“Confirmed by a contact that moves in high circles in the state.”
He kicks puppies too apparently.
He kicks puppies too apparently.
CONFIRMED. This is how he actually hurt his back. The Chinese made up as story about being beaten up by goons to throw the nutcases off the scent
“What ‘corrupt’ decision?”
The decision that made itself and killed 800 Victorians (NTTIAWWT). Mongrel Coate was supposed to get to the bottom of the hotel quarantine disaster but instead took great pains to avoid telling us who made that fatal decision – much to the Stairman’s delight. Most likely the decision to appoint unqualified cowboys was business as usual in the ALP – using public money to look after Labor mates, repay shady favours and stack branches.
Cath waited a decent interval and now she wants her own Freedom Day. Classy.
The decision that made itself and killed 800 Victorians
I don’t think it was the Victorians decision to have the Feds run aged care.
Or do you mean to use Private security guards? Or hotel quarantine?
The same as the rest of the country did. And the same errors and issues plagued all of them
Our Leader 😦
The same as the rest of the country did. And the same errors and issues plagued all of them
So where are the 58 charges against all those other governments?
So where are the 58 charges against all those other governments?
If you don’t look, you won’t charge them, will you [facepalm]
Are you aware that the safety authorities in every state are required to investigate complaints?
Complaints were made in every state
The difference is that the Victorian safety authority found reasons to initiate charges
I recall a certain angus who was ‘investigated’ for false claims on the front of a newspaper.
The ‘investigators’ couldn’t find anything (note, they never spoke to this angus either)
Don’t ask, don’t tell 😉
Are you aware that the safety authorities in each state are state government authorities?
“The difference is that the Victorian safety authority found reasons to initiate charges”
Indeed – incompetence, corruption and looking after Labor mates will get you there.
We should know the details of how the contract was awarded to Unified and who made the decision. But this is the fascist dictatorship of Victoria, Dictator Dan doesn’t wan’t you to know and Mongrel Coate, being a connoisseur of the Stairman’s fecal treacle, isn’t going to tell you. In fact she didn’t even bother to find out.
Jennifer Coates has no background or expertise in anything related to the inquiry.
Her main attributes were reliability and predictibility
(‘Per jurisdiction’ does seem somewhat (in)curious, indeed.)
ALP/Greens supporters remind me of the Turkey who voted for Christmas
”
Her main attributes were reliability and predictibility”
Oh guffaw, I thought you were talking about yourself…. 😆 😆
That’s so funny! And original!
“main attributes were reliability and predictibility”
That’d be Tom R then!
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/victoria/victorian-bar-slams-appalling-new-pandemic-laws-20211027-p593n8.html
Thanks Dan
Rule by decree and hand over enforcement to Victoria Police, with their flawless record of acting with restraint and in the public interest.
What a unifying guy
Thread. Read the full letter from the President of the Victorian Bar here:
The noble Stairman, having out-performed the other premiers when it comes to exterminating citizens, now seeks to out-perform his idol, President, Xi by implementing this repressive legislation. Long live the Stairman!
The Science!
Yes, it’s interesting that NSW has around a tenth of the cases of Victoria.
They allow parliamentary oversight of pandemic regulation, so why is Dan so opposed to this?
Won’t someone think of the baby!!!
Former federal Labor MP Craig Thomson has been charged, accused of being involved in a multimillion-dollar migration fraud.