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Conservative MP George Christensen “a regular” at Manila strip club.

December 3, 2019

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He’s known by his own colleagues as the “Member for Manila” after spending almost 300 days in the Philippines on 28 separate trips all funded by the taxpayer ostensibly to further the interests of his constituents in the Queensland electorate of Dawson.

All up, the far right MP, outspoken opponent of abortion and gay rights, spent just under 300 days in the impoverished south-east Asian country between 2014 -2018.

During his frequent trips, Christensen was collecting approximately $550 each day from the Australian as the “member for Manila”.

In total, Christensen collected a hefty salary of about $163,500 over the almost 300 days he spent in the Philippines “representing his constituents.”

But that’s not all, this keen upholder of conservative Christian values has been exposed as a frequent customer at the Ponytails nightclub – a strip club in the red light district of Angeles city outside Manila.

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Ponytails nightclub in Angeles City

Ponytails bartender Marjorie Lamsen told the organisations Mr Christensen was a “very regular visitor” to the venue.

“He was always very good … he was a big spender,” she said.

Mr Christensen, a committed Christian, says he met his now-wife April Asuncion while in the Philippines in 2017.Mr Christensen’s wife is said to be a former employee of Ponytails nightclub.

The MP has previously told media the reason he has spent so much time in the Philippines in recent years was simply to engage in “charity work.”

Scott Morrison call to Police Chief another example of Peak Smuggery

November 28, 2019
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Angus Taylor enjoys Question Time in Parliament

Scott Morrison never expected to become Prime Minister but he’s quickly settled into the role as if it’s his god-given right.

In the midst of an AFP investigation into one of his own ministers, someone with a bit of skin in the game would keep a safe distance from the controversy and offer some excuse along the lines of “allowing the law to take its course,” “inappropriate to make any comment while investigations are still underway.” That sort of thing.

Heck, back in the day, a minister facing such allegations would step aside while the investigations proceeded until a final conclusion, but not so in the Morrison government.

No, Scott Morrison simply picks up the phone for a neighbourly chat with the New South Wales Police Commissioner Mick Fuller ostensibly to uncover where there’s any truth to the allegations.

The fact that this didn’t even occur to Morrison as improper is just further evidence of his ineptitude in the top job.

Even his former mate (remember his loyalty: “I’m ambitious for him”) Malcom Turnbull took to the airwaves to state that “he wouldn’t have made that call.”

Morrison, by his sheer ignorance and stupidity has compromised the position of the NSW Police Commissioner and pinned himself to the mast of that other moron Angus Taylor.

I guess this is what happens when he’s clinging on to government with the slimmest of majorities but it’s the rest of us who suffer.

We deserve better than this shambolic shit pile of a so-called “government.”

 

 

Prince Andrew hails TV interview as “Great Success”

November 18, 2019

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Universally regarded as a monumental car crash in “the rest of the world,” the Duke of York has told close confidantes that he feels completely vindicated as a result of his exclusive interview with Emily Maitlis on the BBC TV show ‘Newsnight.’

The Duke 59, is believed to be unaware of the worldwide outrage that erupted over his lack of sympathy for the victims of Jeffrey Epstein, his former friend and convicted sex offender who died in August awaiting trial for sex trafficking.

He was also ridiculed over his repeated denials of any sexual relationship with then 17-year-old Virginia Roberts, claiming that on the night she alleges she was sexually assaulted by the Duke after some sweaty dancing at the Tramp nightclub he was in fact busy having pizza with his family.

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“I don’t sweat” claims the Duke

Bizarrely, the Duke insisted Roberts’ claim must be false as, at that time, he had a unique medical condition that prevented him from perspiring.

“I have a unique medical condition that means I can’t sweat,” said the Duke. Unfortunately the same medical condition has the side effect of making his eyes look totally fkn mollied but only after dark, apparently.

He also insisted that a photo showing the Duke with his arms around the alleged teenage victim must be ‘doctored,’ and that no one could prove otherwise.

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The photo Prince Andrew claims is a fake.

“I am not one to, as it were, hug and public displays of affection are not something that I do,” he said.

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Prince Andrew: “I don’t know why I’ve collected that title because I never have really partied,” he said.

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Sadly, the royal’s pal said his aides do not “have the heart” to tell him how badly it has gone down.

“He’s told his friends and advisers he is delighted because he thought he acquitted himself well.”

“He seriously believes he’s pulled off a master triumph. It’s astonishing.”

“No one has the heart to tell him that he’s delusional — and this is the overall problem. He’s surrounded by people who tell him what he wants to hear.”

The Buckingham Palace grilling has sparked a furious backlash, with PR experts stunned he agreed to it.

David Cameron’s former spokesman Craig Oliver said:

“It will go down as one of the worst PR decisions ever — proof you really can make things a lot worse when you try to explain yourself.’’

 

 

The right to Protest and Boycott are basic tenets of our democracy

November 1, 2019
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A photo of Victoria Police Officer taken yesterday, who has covered his bodycam with a sticker that reads “EAD (Eat a Dick) Hippy”

Not content with maligning unemployed people as drug addicts and pensioners as ‘welfare’ recipients, the Morrison government is determined to further subjugate Australians into submission with calls by the PM to ban the perfectly legitimate right for consumers to boycott businesses whose conduct goes against their personal ethics or principles.

Earlier today the PM called protesters “anarchists” and called for a radical crackdown on the right to protest saying ‘progressives’ are seeking to “deny the liberties of Australians”.

Morrison referred to the “worrying development” of environmental groups targeting businesses or firms involved in the mining sector with “secondary boycotts,” such as businesses involved in providing banking, insurance or consultancy services.

“They are targeting businesses of all sizes, including small businesses, like contracting businesses in regional Queensland,” he said.

“Let me assure you this is not something my government intends to allow to go unchecked.”

“Together with the attorney general, we are working to identify mechanisms that can successfully outlaw these indulgent and selfish practices that threaten the livelihoods of fellow Australians.”

Fucksake.

The right to boycott is a basic principle of democratic liberalism. Only authoritarians would challenge the inherent right of business owners and consumers to withdraw custom from any business and to explain to that business and the community why it’s happening.

Why should we as consumers be compelled to support businesses that damage the environment and the health and wellbeing of future generations?

Not to be outdone, the avuncular Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton, announced that he wants protesters to be charged for the cost of police to attend demonstrations.

“Many of them they don’t even believe in democracy,” said Dutton

“This is not about free speech, it’s not about the ability to protest. These people are completely against our way of life,” he said.

Which is a bit of a stretch.

It seems this government won’t be satisfied until we’re all just bludgeoned into silent obedient taxpayers funding their police state.  The “quiet Australians” as Morrison would say. Fuck that.

 

 

John Setka shafted by Labor!

October 23, 2019
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John Setka strolling the streets of Melbourne with what appears to be an inflatable marital aid.

John Setka, “colourful” secretary of Victoria’s Construction Forestry Maritime Mining and Energy Union (CFMMEU), has been formally booted from the Labor party.

The move came after Setka withdrew his legal challenge against the Labor Party’s decision to expel him.

Back at the end of August, Victoria’s Supreme Court denied Mr Setka’s request for an injunction to stop the expulsion.

Speaking in Canberra earlier today, Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese announced the union boss had dropped any further legal action, which paved the way for the party to give him the heave.

“Today John Setka has withdrawn his appeal to that decision and John Setka has now been removed as a member of the Australian Labor Party,” the Opposition Leader said.

Until now, Setka had defied calls for him to stand down from the Union, arguing only his members could remove him from the post.

His case has split the labour movement, with many unions backing him while others called him a…

 

 

Kerri-Anne Says Climate Protesters Should Be Used As ‘Speed Bumps’

October 9, 2019

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Australiana “icon” and banal self-entitled daytime chat show host Kerri-Anne Kennerley (aka KAK) has slammed Extinction Rebellion activists for blocking cities nationwide, saying ‘moron’ protesters should be jailed and ‘forget to feed them’.

On Wednesday, the discussion between the so-called “Studio 10 panel” consisting of an amalgam of rich white people, turned their bitter entitled pursed lips to the Extinction Rebellion protests currently taking place across the nation.

Around 100 people were arrested this week during protests staged in Australian main capital centres.

In Queensland, protesters could face jail time under the new laws floated by the State Labor government.

When asked by Channel 10 host Sarah Harris if the measures were “too extreme”, Kennerley said she felt this wouldn’t be enough.

“Personally, I would leave them all super glued to wherever they do it, like forever … the guy hanging from the Storey Bridge. Why send emergency services to look after, or get a moron down? Leave him there until he gets himself out,” she said.

“No emergency services should help them, nobody should do anything, leave them there, and you just put little witches hats around them, or use them as a speed bump.”

Harris put her head in her hands, saying “you’re going to get us into trouble!”

“Is that wrong?” Kennerley said, down the barrel of the camera.

At the end of the show, the hosts addressed the comments, with Harris saying “you were obviously not inciting violence, it was a joke.”

“Heavens no,” Kennerley replied.

Harris continued to say “you were speaking in hyperbole.”

“I was speaking like you said,” Kennerley said.

Network 10 said in a statement that Kennerley’s words were “said in jest”.

“Kerri-Anne confirmed that she was indeed speaking in hyperbole and her words were clearly a joke. There was no intent to cause offence.

Over the past few days, Studio 10 has extensively addressed a range of opinions on this subject,” a spokesperson said.

When host Joe Hildebrand suggested that activists should “come up with a protest that lasts longer than this show,” Kennerley jumped in again.

“Why don’t all you extremists go to China or Saudi Arabia and do it?”

“That’s my idea,” she said.

“If we stop doing anything to harm the environment in Australia, makes no difference. Do it where it is going to count, which is number one China, number two India, number three America. Go and do it over there.”

She’s really just a bit of a fucking mole isn’t she.

 

AFL Grand Final Footy Preview with ToM

September 26, 2019
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Here is our annual tradition – a Grand Final Footy Preview from ToM!

It’s that time of year again!

The  relentlessly unrelenting competition, the pressure to perform and the fierce criticism of… the armchair critics.

Yes, the Brownlow Medal was on Monday night.

As a spectacle, it didn’t live up to expectations.

It seems that Donald Trump has set a new standard in the most alluring shade of fake tan and carefully coiffed hair. The skin tone of the WAGS appeared pale in comparison to Trump, and his orange skin is even brighter than the colour used on the Giant’s jersey.

WAGS need to remember that there is no such thing as too much fake orange/bronze tanning lotion.

But my main complaint about the Brownlow is that there were no diamonte encrusted g-strings, no frocks held together with safety pins, and no visible flabby backs.

It didn’t live up to the rich traditions of the night. Don’t these WAGS want to be on a reality or home renovation TV show? Don’t they know how to become famous?

There is also a football game on Saturday.

Previously, I have tipped on the basis of good taste, and therefore picking a winner is a serious conundrum this time.

Bogans or thugs? A fake and transplanted creation of the AFL, or a club that has plundered the talent of the fake creations?

The Giant’s Toby Green and Shane Mumford set a great example for the young, Green with the way he applies eye treatment to his opponents and Mumford – filmed, apparently putting icing sugar up his nose.

That’s how they prefer their role models in western Sydney.

On balance, Richmond has a proud history of sound corporate governance, stretching back to the time Alan Bond was President, and that should get them over the line.

Go tigers!

 

 

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