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Julia Gillard’s Cleavage and the Twin Mandarins of Electoral Doom!

June 17, 2013

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****A STUNNING GUTTER TRASH EXCLUSIVE****

With thanks to our exclusive sources, and the tireless efforts of Australia’s self-professed “left-wing” blogging community, we can bring you this exclusive EXCLUSIVE, exclusive report!

Following on from those accusations that faceless men in blue ties are about to “take over the world” and will “banish” women from all parts of society, a startling new controversy has emerged over the legitimacy of the Prime Minister’s leadership and in particular the credibility of her cleavage.

Financial markets expert, Real Estate guru, and now Photoshop Forensic Scientist Catching Up has revealed that the image of the Prime Minister Julia Gillard and her partner Tim Mathieson pictured above arriving at a Parliamentary Black Tie Function is nothing but a fake and has been digitally manipulated to depict the PM as having a cleavage.

“It’s an obviously doctored photo” said avid Gutter Trash subscriber Catching Up.

But is it really a digitally manipulated photo, or did Julia Gillard actually disgrace the office of Prime Ministerialship by dressing like a cheap tart?

Catching Up insists the image is a fake.

“I have never seen the PM dressed as that picture shows” says Catching Up.

I’m glad that’s all settled then.

It’s definitely a fake.

 

 

 

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63 Comments leave one →
  1. Hummmph permalink
    June 17, 2013 7:39 pm

    She looks noice in this photo.

  2. Ol' Sancty permalink
    June 17, 2013 7:55 pm

    Well let’s be honest, she is a ch…….ah I’d better not…

  3. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:02 pm

    I think that’s a nice photo.

    Tim has tinted his own hair to a really manly shade, and has given Julia a nice fluffy look too.

    While I really like the look of Julia’s flesh, Lulu thinks otherwise, and certainly she has some sense of style.

    Lulu believes that Julia’s stylist hates her, otherwise she wouldn’t allow-
    • One button jackets that flair at the hips
    • Pants that stop above the ankle
    • Scoop tops that have a neckline 4’ lower than is appropriate for 50+ year old women
    • High heels that get lost while she’s being rescued or cause her to fall on her face at State events

  4. June 17, 2013 8:05 pm

    Whoever photoshopped this pic clearly hated Tim.

    Julia’s boobs, on the other hand, appear to have been treated quite kindly.

    Where’s the outrage over the horrid treatment of Tim’s otherwise natural good looks…??

  5. June 17, 2013 8:06 pm

    Joolya`s cleavage really only appeals to red-box-Libtards like snacky.

  6. June 17, 2013 8:07 pm

    “Tim has tinted his own hair to a really manly shade”

    Agreed. It looks like the same shade Abbott is using..

    But whether it’s Tim’s own hair remains the subject of some conjecture..

    I wonder whether CU’s analysis is in on that yet…?

  7. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:08 pm

    Tim should have applied the same tone of tint to his eyebrows.

    He should know more about grooming, with him being a hairdresser and all.

  8. June 17, 2013 8:09 pm

    LOL @ Tom… 😆

    True!

  9. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:10 pm

    Lulu says Tony is using a nice shade of hair dye, but would like to see it combined with blonde tips. Also he should get a transplant sooner rather than later.

  10. June 17, 2013 8:11 pm

    He could’ve opted for a jacket that fitted too, rather than trying to squeeze toothpaste back into the tube, which is what he looks like in that colgate white number…

  11. Istanbul Penguin permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:13 pm

    CU: The voice of reason on Teh Webz.

  12. Ol' Sancty permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:14 pm

    Actually to be honest, whilst I am an admirer of the female form, I’d just as soon women leave their cleavages covered. There’s simply too much uncertainty these days. The quickest glance can have you labelled a perve.

    I find it a real social contradiction.

  13. Hummmph permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:17 pm

    I don’t like Tim’s suit.
    Maybe he thought dress code was fancy dress, he went as James Bond.

  14. Istanbul Penguin permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:22 pm

    “He could’ve opted for a jacket that fitted too”

    Yep, you’d think the prime minister’s wife first bloke might get his suits tailor-made.

  15. outlander permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:22 pm

    Gownless evening straps are so slutty.
    I think there’s a nack to wearing them.
    Lots of doublesided tape might help.
    It looks so daggy when women are constantly adjusting them.
    Just to even the gender balance here, for AO’s benifit:
    I constantly get an ear bashing from my wife and others when my vertical (brickies) smile comes out to play (as I don’t have hips). I don’t mean it to happen but gravity just takes over and your constantly pulling your trousers up (Guess that makes me slutty too?).

  16. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:25 pm

    That’s a better suit for Tim. His hair colour matches his eyebrows too!

    Julia does have a cleavage thing going on though… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  17. June 17, 2013 8:37 pm

    I think it’s unfair that CU thinks that the photo has been doctored.

    Does CU think that Julia should have more, or less cleavage, or that cleavage “on display” is simply unbecoming of a Prime Minister…?

    Some clarity around this important election-year issue would be appreciated.

  18. Hummmph permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:41 pm

    With a gown like that, she does run the risk of a wardrobe malfunction.

  19. Istanbul Penguin permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:41 pm

    “That’s a better suit for Tim.”

    True, but from the photo it looks like the trouser legs and sleeves are too long. And what are those shoes, Rivers? It’s been obvious since the royal wedding Tim’s got no idea about dressing.

  20. outlander permalink
    June 17, 2013 8:46 pm

    “Gillard uses cleavage to reach out to men in blue ties”

    It is hard to look a woman in the eye when the puppies are out, hey Kev!

  21. June 17, 2013 8:50 pm

    “And what are those shoes, Rivers? “

    It’s nice to see the old ToSY back… 😆

  22. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 17, 2013 9:12 pm

    You’re right, there is something wrong about the shoes, and the jacket sleeves and the trousers and the tie isn’t quite long enough either.

    However, Tim’s hair tint hits the mark, and while Lulu disagrees, Julia’s cleavage is ideal! When it comes to skin, Prime Ministers can never show enough.

  23. Splatterbottom permalink
    June 18, 2013 8:46 am

    Back in the day Sonia McMahon set the standard.

  24. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 19, 2013 8:59 am

    1. What was Gillard wearing yesterday?
    2. Why hasn’t she gone yet?

  25. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 19, 2013 9:48 am

    The numbers must be very close I’d say. Otherwise Gillard should have brought on a leadership vote yesterday. She might have thought it too high risk perhaps.

    Rudd probably unsure whether he has the numbers as well and awaits the arrival of Newspoll next week.

    Pretty risky. Perhaps he’s banking on a rising level of panic/job anxiety amongst MPs

    Otherwise as one commentator remarked :

    “As far as his leadership ambitions go he’s starting to make Costello look decisive”

  26. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 19, 2013 10:03 am

    And obviously those Union poll numbers released/leaked to the papers this morning were from Rudd supporters

  27. IPA permalink
    June 19, 2013 4:53 pm

    I’m getting measured up and choosing the cloth next week so my new suits (and shirts) are ready for the spring carnival. The guy is a third generation Italian tailor whose workmanship is excellent (and whose prices are reasonable 😉 ). The first bloke should make more of an effort.

  28. June 19, 2013 5:40 pm

    Suits are for people who keep their hands clean & uncallused.

  29. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 19, 2013 5:46 pm

    I’m just heading off on a surf safari. It’s a tough life.

  30. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    June 19, 2013 5:47 pm

    When I check here next, I’m expecting Rudd to be PM

  31. Splatterbottom permalink
    June 19, 2013 5:57 pm

    Are you wearing a safari suit?

  32. June 19, 2013 6:29 pm

    TB isn’t even on this thread recently.

  33. June 19, 2013 6:30 pm

    😆

  34. TB Queensland permalink
    June 19, 2013 6:41 pm

    Even my friends let me down here … 😦

    This fkn APIA dispute over jwellery is a right pain (chuckle) … but we are determined! I just want to get back to my retirement!

    Its like going back to work … and its not really about the $$$ (’tis quite a few bob tho’) but it’s become a crusade at the incompetence … and hopefully preventing it happening to other poor old buggers who don’t know how to hit the pricks back!

  35. June 19, 2013 6:43 pm

    I know you’ve dirtied your hands in your time, TB.

    * respect

  36. TB Queensland permalink
    June 19, 2013 6:44 pm

    … it’s become a crusade at the incompetence …

    No that’s wrong – its the process – fancy trying to “replace” 42 years worth of jewellery (some from overseas trips) at a “nominated” jeweller in one hit … rather than giving us the dough and letting us find stuff we like, where we like … and then the jewellery we were forced to buy starts to fall apart within 20 months … and its all about wear and tear … GMAFB!

  37. TB Queensland permalink
    June 19, 2013 6:48 pm

    Whoo, Toillette, wot does that new name imply …

    Mate, I’m still doing it apparently!

    I’ve always felt sorry for the old blokes who’ve been harassed or lost war medals etc … but this shite is just daylight robbery … what’s worse is that as you read the staff notes (which we have) there is an undercurrent of contempt for us (you know how we can “read” the way things are posted here) … Rewarding Experience my arse!

  38. That Scumbag Walrus permalink
    June 19, 2013 10:54 pm

    TB

    Get all you old photos of Mrs TB out. Scan them via close up photo on your smart phone. ( I presume you are not in Lilley as none there) and then do the same with the new stuff. You need like for like

    I never have problems with insurance companies.

    Look professional enough to take it further.

    Cast off the Safari Suit

    Then straight off to … ?

    Invoice ready LOL

  39. That Scumbag Walrus permalink
    June 19, 2013 11:06 pm

    St Kilda seems to be a well run club.

    For criminals.

  40. TB Queensland permalink
    June 20, 2013 12:02 pm

    Bit deeper than that, Wally, but thanks for offering advice … 😉

  41. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 20, 2013 12:09 pm

    Then its time to bring the artillery fo’ward

    http://www.fos.org.au/centric/home_page.jsp

  42. June 20, 2013 12:20 pm

    is Kevin Rudd the Prime Minister yet?

  43. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 20, 2013 12:26 pm

    Well if he is about to become the new PM will we end up with another prolonged set of negotiations with the Indies since the GG will need to be satisfied that he can actually govern.

    Otherwise she might have to hand the Pmship to Tony.

    Cant wait to hear what Oakshott will tell us about his own decision in a 20 minutes or less speech

  44. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 20, 2013 12:28 pm

    Imagine the amount of money that might be gouged out of the taxpayer by the likes of Oakshitt, Windsor, Bandt, Wilkie, Slipper, Katter and Thommo.

    The mind boggles

  45. Splatterbottom permalink
    June 20, 2013 12:30 pm

    Oakeshott would be more suited to the US Senate. He would excel at the filibuster.

  46. el gordo permalink
    June 20, 2013 2:22 pm

    For the good of the country, I’m pro Gillard until the election.

  47. Splatterbottom permalink
    June 20, 2013 2:26 pm

    Too many people are reflexively critical of our PM. The photo is excellent – they make a great pair, a lovely couple and Tim looks quite pleased to be there – puppy love perhaps?

  48. Hummmph permalink
    June 20, 2013 2:37 pm

    There’s a lot of stuff and nonsense going on at the moment re the 457 visa, labor and the unions want to put a stop to this rort by employers. What I don’t understand is that it sounds to me as if the new rules for the 485 visa lets any overseas student that graduates in Austalia work in any field even unskilled. To me that is a bigger risk to Ozzie jobs than the 457 visa.
    http://www.news.com.au/tablet/gillards-student-visa-stunner/story-fnehlez2-1226598464551

  49. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 20, 2013 4:01 pm

    That rather disgusting “Thing” we call PM has yet again gone off pea sized her brain in the House today just because Tony cast question upon her honesty in relation to the Carbon Tax.

    Talk about glass jaw syndrome.

    I thought having a PM would result in a rather ruling female of rather contained manner and language. I dont think I’d be much different to most males in expecting such.

    Instead we ended up with something rather lower than a common alley cat with a shrill shrieking scream everytime someone has even the most subtle of shots at her.

    She’s just a screaming banshee.

    No wonder Men have turned away from her

    Do all female leaders carry on this way ?

  50. June 20, 2013 4:23 pm

    “Do all female leaders carry on this way ?”

    Only those who realise that their current woeful predicament is entirely of their own making…

    Rudd must be on cloud nine…

    He’ll be grinning from ear to ear come Sept 14…. 🙂

  51. egg permalink
    June 20, 2013 4:43 pm

    ‘Do all female leaders carry on this way ?’

    Angela Merkel is nothing like the red head in Canberra.

  52. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 20, 2013 5:35 pm

    “He’ll be grinning from ear to ear come Sept 14…”

    But if he does comeback next week as PM you can betya that September 14 will go out the window.

    The question is will he call a snap poll or drag it out till November to try and wear Tony down ?

    I think the latter

  53. egg permalink
    June 20, 2013 5:50 pm

    I’m not entertaining the idea that Gillard will be rolled by the Rudd push. A majority of punters believe she’ll retire from the fray after the election, write her biography and marry Tim.

    We don’t need another minority government, its been a disaster

  54. Evil Walrus permalink
    June 20, 2013 5:59 pm

    “I’m not entertaining the idea that Gillard will be rolled by the Rudd push”

    I’m hoping they keep her too

    I want to watch her concession speech with “Time to Say Goodbye” blaring out of the home theatre system

  55. egg permalink
    June 20, 2013 6:31 pm

    Now that I’m supporting the PM I fully expect to get an invitation back to the cafe… for the big night.

  56. TB Queensland permalink
    June 20, 2013 6:45 pm

    Then its time to bring the artillery fo’ward

    Its already a FOS dispute, Wally, I’m compiling my reply to APIA’s submission … hopefully it’ll then be ruled on …

    I just want to play with my new camera FFS!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    He’ll be grinning from ear to ear come Sept 14…. 🙂

    He may but I have serious doubts about the rest of us … frying pan/fire …

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Now that I’m supporting the PM

    Guffaw!

  57. June 20, 2013 6:56 pm

    “Now that I’m supporting the PM”

    Maybe if we all get behind the PM we might get an invite to the election nite celebrations at the cafe… 😆

  58. TB Queensland permalink
    June 20, 2013 7:06 pm

    BYO … 🙂

  59. June 20, 2013 7:09 pm

    “BYO”

    Intelligence…?

  60. egg permalink
    June 20, 2013 7:21 pm

    chuckle

  61. TB Queensland permalink
    June 20, 2013 7:26 pm

    yer a naughty wee, laddie … 🙂

  62. brian watson permalink
    June 20, 2013 10:06 pm

    If Kevie has any brains he will wait till the PM comes back from Indonesia and pull a quick election before the Murdoch press can savage him.

  63. IPA permalink
    June 20, 2013 10:20 pm

    The suits of James Bond.

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