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Liberal MP Kevin Baker behind Shock Porno Web Site

August 20, 2013
Kevin Baker: had "a friend" shove a cucumber up his arse.

Kevin Baker: had “a friend” shove a cucumber up his arse.

Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott is under pressure to disendorse the Liberal candidate for Charlton Kevin Baker following revelations he owned and operated a website that included offensive references about incest, domestic violence, racism and child abuse.

His web site, called “Mini-Mods,” was shut down yesterday by Liberal Party Heavyweights after a tip-off from Gutter Trash investigators.

Master Baker used the web site as a forum to explore lewd sexual fantasies and to exchange details of encounters of a sexual nature with his friends and the broader public.

Some of the content included references to child sex abuse,  women having sex on pool tables and what Master Baker refers to as “tit-banter”.

Literally hundreds of sexist and racist jokes, some making light of domestic violence and incest/child abuse appeared on the forum.

One episode contains reference to a “stripper on my bucks night that I shagged on the pool table in front of all my mates while your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse.”

Mr Baker, a former Australian Apprentice of the Year who now works as director of the children’s health charity HeartKids, boasted that there was no “swear filter”on his forum which he admitted on another social networking site he had owned since 2006.

Mr Baker refused to return The Gutter Trash’s calls yesterday.

His campaign director also failed to answer enquiries.

 

 

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60 Comments leave one →
  1. August 20, 2013 11:29 am

    Tony Abbott says Kevin Baker’s “done the wrong thing” but won’t sack him.

    #sexappeal

  2. August 20, 2013 11:50 am

    So where the fcuk is `charlton`.?
    When teabags won`t let gays get married, the fleeing gain asylum, but it`s okay for teabags to shove salad up their mates-arse, it `has` to be Queensland.

  3. Splatterbottom permalink
    August 20, 2013 11:51 am

    What is the world coming to? I was thinking about a career in politics myself but if the moralising prudes get their way a quick compilation of my comments from this site would see my career over before I started!

  4. August 20, 2013 12:32 pm

    Repeat after me Master Baker, “If you put it on the internet, everybody can see. Now go stand in the naughty corner.”

    I mean, for God’s sake, doesn’t anyone wank in private anymore?

  5. Neil of Sydney permalink
    August 20, 2013 12:52 pm

    “When teabags won`t let gays get married, the fleeing gain asylum,

    Are you talking about the Labor party or the Coalition??

  6. Splatterbottom permalink
    August 20, 2013 12:54 pm

    How does that fat fuck fit into a Mini anyway?

  7. IPA permalink
    August 20, 2013 1:05 pm

    ‘boasted that there was no “swear filter”on his forum’

    Forums can have swear filters? Well I’ll be fucked. 😯

  8. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    August 20, 2013 1:31 pm

    So Rudd offloads a candidate who called a fellow local councillor a name, while Abbott keeps this fellow.

    Standards at work.

  9. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 1:56 pm

    Freedom of expression is a wonderful thing.

  10. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 2:07 pm

    O/T If the incumbent floats this idea he can still win.

    http://landshape.org/enm/hyperloop-for-sydney-melbourne-brisbane-link/

  11. August 20, 2013 3:12 pm

    sorry egg, l still reckon vacuum-pods and fast-train are white-elephants. lf these were anywhere near viable/profitable, corporate teabags would be screaming to get Govt. out of their way(corps-do-everything-better-and-cheaper-dontch-know) instead of seeking taxpayer welfare, which is nearly always a sign `jumbo` is hangin around.

  12. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 3:18 pm

    If you read the article fully its possible to do it with a private consortium and minimal government intervention.

    Canberra to Sydney’s heart in less time than going from Manly to Sydney in peek hour.

  13. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 3:20 pm

    All Kevette need do is float the idea and promise to set up a committee to look into it…. seriously.

  14. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 3:22 pm

    sb, was it you that requested a change of phucking photos!

    Look what we have to stare at now every time we turn up!

    And you expect the creepy prick to suddenly start quoting the psalms and tickling little people … leave him there I say …

    … only people without decent ethical standards would bother to vote fer ‘im!

    … makes me shudder looking at him … and I thought TA was creepy … mmm … an obvious Acolyte …

  15. Splatterbottom permalink
    August 20, 2013 3:31 pm

    Yeah, TB. That kinda backfired, didn’t it?

  16. August 20, 2013 3:40 pm

    Oh, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s just the usual LNP hi-jinks to let off a little steam now and then.
    Why, I remember when a very senior cabinet member (who shall remain nameless but whose initials are S.M.) whipped out his whang following a particularly grueling party meeting and plunged it straight into one of the nearby desserts. When asked what he was doing, he replied that he was ‘just fuckin’ dis custard!’
    My, how we all laughed!
    Love the Gutter Trash,
    Keep up the good work boys!
    Yrs. Julie B.

  17. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 3:50 pm

    ‘Look what we have to stare at now every time we turn up!’

    Fancy ‘im levin’ the country without a new rostrum up on sumthin’ of little worth but plenty of laffs.

  18. August 20, 2013 4:07 pm

    egg, before claiming others didn`t read something,
    make sure YOU actually read it AND understood it.

    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ The savings on capital cost come largely from the greatly reduced land acquisition of an elevated system. ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    *
    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ It has been the high capital cost ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    ” ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ (that would have to be borne by the taxpayer) ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ that has made the VFT uneconomic in the past. ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    *
    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ (Of course, a colossal waste of public money never stopped the Greens from advocating it.)’ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    +
    so egg, junk-science is joining the crank-green section, to build white-elephants.?
    +
    btw egg, unlike yourself, l`m not a weather-vane bout it.
    lt will be a white-elephant whether it is Joolya`s, Kevin07`s or Mr-Rabbit`s.

  19. Walrus Watching From The Deathstar permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:15 pm

    “lt will be a white-elephant whether it is Joolya`s, Kevin07`s or Mr-Rabbit`s.”

    Are we talking about the NBN now ?

  20. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:16 pm

    This is the only way to grow the country to 40 million by 2050.

  21. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:18 pm

    Nah! Giant mammal droppings, Wally …

  22. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:20 pm

    This is the only way to grow the country to 40 million by 2050.

    We are better off improving our air service for people moving and rail for heavy/bulk cargo … get those friggin’ double B’s off our roads …

  23. August 20, 2013 4:24 pm

    Well here l am supporting our teabags efforts to get PRIVATE enterprise to build their vacuum-pod or fast-train WITHOUT corporate welfare, and what happens.
    +
    The teabags fall in a screaming heap. Can`t walk the talk.
    All that pro-corp/anti-govt belching you teabags do, but when push comes to shove, you can`t swallow what you been shoveling.

  24. Walrus from TeaBag Heights on the Deathstar permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:32 pm

    “Can`t walk the talk.”

    We certainly can.

    The “Talk” is clearly that the “Market” wont build it because its not profitable.

    And that’s what “Capital Markets” decide

  25. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:38 pm

    ‘rail for heavy/bulk cargo … get those friggin’ double B’s off our roads …’

    It would carry people and freight at speed and be cost effective, but its new technology untested, so Kev could promise to put together a committee to look into it.

  26. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 4:39 pm

    The “Talk” is clearly that the “Market” wont build it because its not profitable.

    That may not be true, Wally …

    Musk is the uber-brainy genius who invented PayPal, privatized outer space through SpaceX and finally made electric cars a commercial force through his company Tesla Motors. In a blog post at the car company’s website, he detailed the concept — after a long night spent dotting I’s and crossing T’s.

    It was born from frustration at his state’s plan to build a bullet train that he called one of the most expensive per mile and one of the slowest in the world.

    “It would be great to have an alternative to flying or driving, but obviously only if it is actually better than flying or driving,” Musk wrote. The Hyperloop concept is that option, he said, a fifth mode of transportation after planes, trains and automobiles (and boats).

    I guess entrepreneurs, think differently to bean counters, hey?

  27. August 20, 2013 5:19 pm

    ‘ ‘ ‘ The “Talk” is clearly that the “Market” wont build it ‘ ‘ ‘
    if that is so, it justifies strongly that Govt shouldn`t get involved either.
    We don`t need any more Govt white elephants like the nbn or snowy scheme.

  28. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 5:48 pm

    We don’t need government involvement.

    http://landshape.org/enm/a-practical-project-for-the-hyperloop/

  29. August 20, 2013 5:51 pm

    Bernard Finnigan makes this guy seem like a lightweight.

    * btw, dirtman is over at cafe prozac slandering reb again about taking a trip to Asia.

  30. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 6:10 pm

    We don`t need any more Govt white elephants like the nbn or snowy scheme.

    Careful, 007, the Lib supporters here don’t do irony, satire or humour …

  31. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 6:18 pm

    * btw, dirtman is over at cafe prozac slandering reb again about taking a trip to Asia

    Do you still check it out, Ser Tee?

    I just had a look after your comment and I still can’t understand why they put up with his shite? They don’t/won’t tolerate others who slag off the way he does – very nasty – why is he not banned?

    I understand I still have a key to the door but have no desire to engage while the smell lingers … might be why???

    Anyway, I really don’t bother anymore … not that I did much …

  32. TB Queensland permalink
    August 20, 2013 6:19 pm

    BTW, Toilette, have you been watching Vikings on Thursday nights SBS 1 … ?

  33. Walrus from TeaBag Heights on the Deathstar permalink
    August 20, 2013 6:25 pm

    “I just had a look after your comment and I still can’t understand why they put up with his shite? They don’t/won’t tolerate others who slag off the way he does – very nasty – why is he not banned?”

    They need an intellectual piniata like figure to make themselves feel intelligent

  34. August 20, 2013 6:31 pm

    TB, the bags usually miss my satire or don`t comprehend it 🙂
    ———————-
    egg seems to have a hard-on for vacuum-pods and f-trains lately, (and they don`t really fit in the junk-science category either, btw) now all he needs to do is recruit one of those rich corporateers that he bleats so often for, to build it

  35. August 20, 2013 6:35 pm

    sbs1 news, Liberal MP Kevin Baker behind Shock Porno Web Site, has just QUIT.
    +
    No teabag candidate for this seat.?
    Counting walrus.?

  36. August 20, 2013 6:36 pm

    Yep, TB, I’ve seen all of season 1 Vikings. I like. Noteworthy portions of violence, but slightly lacking on the nudity, haha.

    As for dirtman, he is an administrator’s pet, obviously. They let him say stuff about the blog owner here which they may then pretend to be aloof from themselves. I think his mindless abuse (he probably thinks he’s amusing, I guess…noone else seems to) & incessant self promoting & allusions towards political influence seem to be wearing a bit thin with other contributors though.
    Spiteful, deranged fool.

  37. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    August 20, 2013 6:41 pm

    He’s tolerated because he offers unintelligent challenge, which is the only form of challenge they can cope with.

  38. August 20, 2013 6:44 pm

    I still look there now & again.

    I enjoy the writhing of the hapless soon-to-be-vanquished adherents. It is a case study in wishful thinking, partisan rationalisation & ignorant navel gazing.

  39. August 20, 2013 6:46 pm

    TomM is onto something, I believe. 😉

    It’s either that, or they think he’s gonna take them with him to glory when Gina crowns him king of the red centre.

    I know which option is more plausible.

  40. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 7:03 pm

    ‘now all he needs to do is recruit one of those rich corporateers that he bleats so often for, to build it’

    A Chinese consortium?

    —————-

    Scaper is a blowhard and a nasty piece of work.

  41. August 20, 2013 7:29 pm

    ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ A Chinese consortium? ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘
    fine by me egg,
    saves us having to off-load it to china afterwards 🙂

  42. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 20, 2013 8:41 pm

    I have a joke about a builder called Luigi and a goat. Anyone want to hear it?

  43. egg permalink
    August 20, 2013 9:02 pm

    Yep, let’s hear it.

  44. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 20, 2013 9:10 pm

    I wouldn’t want to ruin Reb’s political career……

  45. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 20, 2013 9:15 pm

    Ah fuck Reb and his political career……..

    Luigi and his cousin Mario were standing on the hills of Italy overlooking the sea.

    Luigi says to Mario, “Do you see the docks on the edge of the sea? I Luigi built all of those wonderful docks.
    Do they call me Luigi the dock builder? No.

    Do you see all of the beautiful ships on the water? I Luigi built those ships.
    Do they call me Luigi the ship builder? No!

    Do you see all of the beautiful mansions on the hill? I Luigi built all of those beautiful mansions!
    Do they call me Luigi the mansion builder? NO!

    But, you fucka one goat…”

  46. Walrus' View from his Deathstar permalink
    August 20, 2013 10:31 pm

    When do we get the punchline ?

  47. August 21, 2013 9:57 am

    A long and prosperous career in stand up does not await snacty.

  48. TB Queensland permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:04 am

    LABOR WINS FIRST SEAT! Without even trying!

    Kevin Baker has “resigned” … Libs concede seat to Labor! Too late to find alternative candidate … ballot papers already printed … apparently

  49. Walrus Sipping Coffee in TeaBag Heights Upon the Deathstar (17 Days to Touchdown) permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:16 am

    And of course Kevin Rudd will take similar action against his Labor candidate in Bennelong.

    “…….In a lapse of judgment in 1999 he berated the model Jodhi Meares for declining to wear a republican movement T-shirt emblazoned with the slogan: ”Give an Australian the Head Job”
    ”It’s a shame. She had the chance to be the tits of the nation, but she’s missed out now,”

    Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/yatsen-li-answers-labors-11th-hour-callup-20130718-2q7b1.html#ixzz2cYedVwUo

  50. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:23 am

    *James’ joke

  51. IPA permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:34 am

    *James’s joke 😉

  52. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:42 am

    No, IPA. There’s no “apostrophe s” after an “s”. Just an apostrophe.

  53. IPA permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:45 am

    I disagree, Sancty, but maybe both are correct.

    http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html#1

  54. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:52 am

    Hmmm……both are correct but yours is more correct.
    A certain Cathlick secondary college has a lawsuit coming.
    Either way, “Jame’s” is absolutely incorrect.

    And filling a contributions with these ““` is just fkn weird.

  55. Ol' Sancty permalink
    August 21, 2013 10:54 am

    Well will you look at this……

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/18585785/uk-goat-sex-man-banned-from-farms/

    Ya fucka one goat!

  56. egg permalink
    August 21, 2013 11:11 am

    ** chuckle **

  57. TB Queensland permalink
    August 21, 2013 11:33 am

    A certain Cathlick secondary college has a lawsuit coming.

    mmmmm … inclined to agree, James, my primary English edification was at a CofE then eighteen months high school in the UK and grades, 7 & 8 here … and off to work … BUT all taught James’ not James’s …

    Noice work tho’, ToSY, explains why adults and kids are so confused these days!

  58. TB Queensland permalink
    August 21, 2013 11:34 am

    In fact James’s looks fkn stupid!

  59. TB Queensland permalink
    August 21, 2013 11:34 am

    😛 :shock; @ James … 😉

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