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Royal Split leaves Queen Reeling with Rage!

January 9, 2020

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Harry & Meghan’s shock Royal exit has caused a ‘civil war’ at Buckingham Palace – leaving both Prince Charles and Prince William ‘incandescent with rage.’

The couple rushed out a bombshell statement after their plans were exposed in UK tabloid The Sun. But the failure to consult other Royals has triggered outrage.

However a senior source told The Gutter Trash that their statement was not cleared with anyone.

“It breaks all protocol. This is a declaration of war on the family.”

“There is fury over how they’ve done this without any thought for the implications for the institution. The Queen is deeply upset. The Prince of Wales and Duke of Cambridge are incandescent with rage.

“Courtiers can’t believe it. There are so many unanswered questions but they’ve just up and done it without a thought for anyone else.”

“The plan was for there to discuss it and work out a way that works for everyone in the family.”

“THIS IS WAR!”

But when Harry and Meghan found out The Sun was breaking the story, they wanted to rush out a statement immediately.

“Harry and Meghan wanted it their way or the highway. So they’ve gone and exiled themselves from the Royal Family. It’s extraordinary.”

The statement said Harry and Meghan will work to become financially independent and will divide their time between the UK and North America.

Buckingham Palace issued a curt statement last night stating discussion were at an “early stage.”

It read:

“We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through.”

Apparently, the final straw for Harry and Meghan was the official release of a new royal portrait featuring The Queen, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince George.

The insider told us that the picture was the clearest indication that Harry and Meghan are not considered part of the future of the institution, and from their point of view from that moment on there was no point hanging around.

The big question is “what will Harry and Meghan do now?”

Commercial deals ranging from sponsorship deals to reality TV shows are widely tipped, but these lucrative deals will be anathema to the Queen and the remaining Royals who consider such arrangements grotesque!

32 Comments leave one →
  1. Tom R permalink
    January 9, 2020 10:56 am

    hmm, was this the fault of greenies, or arsonists?

    Time will tell ………

  2. January 9, 2020 11:08 am

    I blame Meghan! The bitch!

  3. January 9, 2020 11:13 am

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  4. Tom R permalink
    January 9, 2020 11:16 am

    On the upside, the next season of The Crown should be a ripper 😉

  5. TB Queensland permalink
    January 9, 2020 12:26 pm

    Yawn … families split … are these people speshul or somfing … Canada sounds noice …

    Will The Firm give Harry a golden parachute? Chuckle …

    Did our “head of state” donate anything to the Bushfire Appeal? Charlie had an on camera whimper – apparently …

    Oh … dear …

  6. Walrus permalink
    January 9, 2020 5:03 pm

    They are simply resigning in order to spend less time with the Family

  7. Splatterbottom permalink
    January 9, 2020 5:26 pm

    They are a pair of wannabe Kardashians. They’ve worked out that there is more money to be had as professional celebrities. Given the way Yanks fawn over royals they could be on to something!

    Now they don’t have to put up with or answer to the other royals. Freed from the social obligations that attend royal status they can cash in on their own celebrity (which derives exclusively from their status as royals.)

    No doubt encouraged by the Clinton Foundation’s “charitable” work they have trademarked the name “Sussex Royal”.

  8. January 9, 2020 6:21 pm

    lol @ walrus… 😆

  9. TB Queensland permalink
    January 9, 2020 8:21 pm

    They are simply resigning in order to spend less time with the Family

    They are simply resigning in order to spend less time with The Firm and more time with The Family …

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    They’ve worked out that there is more money to be had as professional celebrities.

    erm, they are already “professional celebrities” … and that’s why we are all here burbling about them …

    #MeToo …

    Note: I have more time for Harry than any of ’em … he’s independent and I suspect gets the hypocrisy of Divine Right of Kings … most good soldiers are usually down to earth …

  10. Splatterbottom permalink
    January 10, 2020 8:58 am

    they are already “professional celebrities”

    They have become a lot more “professional” now. and intend to exploit the American market as well with “Commercial deals ranging from sponsorship deals to reality TV shows …“. They were previously somewhat constrained by expectations of public duty. That is out the window now and they will be selling themselves to the highest bidders.

    Kardashian style they will make billions from gullible yanks gawking at their lurid lives. Maybe they can enter into a business venture with that old slapper Fergie (who deserves to be royally rewarded for the gross-out entertainment she has provided over the years.)

  11. Tom R permalink
    January 10, 2020 9:08 am

    Kardashian style

    Oh my dog, splatter IS piers morgan!

  12. TB Queensland permalink
    January 10, 2020 11:35 am

    That is out the window now and they will be selling themselves to the highest bidders.

    Yep, no trickle down economics fer them … funny how the religiously, royal gawpers get all a twitter when the market system that “works so well” is simply used agin the “traditions” of what, who and fkn why …

    FYI The Firm has been exploiting The System for centuries … nothing new here … just slightly out of the Liberal Playbox …

  13. Splatterbottom permalink
    January 10, 2020 11:42 am

    “the market system that “works so well””

    The market system is the only system which has lifted hundreds of millions of people out of poverty. Nothing else has.

    In contrast socialism has killed over a hundred million people and brings with it poverty, misery and death wherever it is implemented. Atheistic socialism is the greatest killing machine in history.

  14. Tom R permalink
    January 10, 2020 11:52 am

    Tell it to the Scandinavians splatter 😉

  15. TB Queensland permalink
    January 10, 2020 12:23 pm

    Atheistic socialism is the greatest killing machine in history.

    And organised religion is such a kind, peaceful and giving concept … what hypocrisy … religions have caused more deaths, lies, torture and sacrificing that any social organisation …

  16. TB Queensland permalink
    January 10, 2020 12:24 pm

    Apart from the hippies … vicious bastards …

  17. Tom R permalink
    January 10, 2020 1:37 pm

    Morrison to ‘step back’ from official duties to balance his time between Australia and Hawaii

    https://chaser.com.au/national/morrison-to-step-back-from-official-duties-to-balance-his-time-between-australia-and-hawaii/

  18. TB Queensland permalink
    January 11, 2020 12:38 am

    Welcome to … the market system is the only system which has lifted hundreds of millions of people out of poverty. Nothing else has.

    The crisis enveloping Boeing has deepened after the release of hundreds of internal messages between employees working on the 737 Max aircraft, which boasted of deceiving safety regulators and saying the plane was “designed by clowns”.

    US politicians investigating Boeing said the messages were “deeply disturbing” and showed “a co-ordinated effort to conceal information” about flaws in the aircraft, which was grounded last year after two fatal crashes.

    The messages sent between 2015 and 2018 show unnamed employees discussing the fatal implications of work on the 737 Max project that they believed was substandard.

    In an exchange in 2018, one refers to “to the very very few of us on the program who are interested only in truth”, adding “Would you put your family on a MAX simulator trained aircraft? I wouldn’t.”
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    The other employee responded: “No.”

    In instant messages sent in April 2017 complaining about the Max’s flight management technology, an employee wrote: “This airplane is designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys,” and referred to its “piss poor design”, before later urging: “Let’s just patch the leaky boat”.

    Referring to the US aviation regulator, the Federal Aviation Authority, which ultimately certified the plane as safe to fly, another message says: “I’ll be shocked if the FAA passes this turd.”

    In 2018, one employee adds: “I still haven’t been forgiven by God for the covering up I did last year.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/jan/09/boeing-737-max-internal-messages

  19. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 11, 2020 6:12 pm

    It’s interesting the way TB posts some deliberately contentious nonsense like this ^^^
    And then gets all bothered when someone takes issue with him.

  20. TB Queensland permalink
    January 11, 2020 7:13 pm

    And then gets all bothered when someone takes issue with him.

    No I don’t …

    1. What’s contentious?

    2. Why is it “nonsense”?

    3. I didn’t write it, Boeing employees did

    4. Read what you just wrote … takes issue with him.

    5. Take issue with the comment … not the writer … my “comment” – “Welcome to …”

    6. I don’t get all bothered … that’s your interpretation … NOT mine … build a bridge …

  21. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 11, 2020 7:37 pm

    Are you serious? You reply to a factual comment about capitalism lifting vast populations out of poverty with something about Boeing?

    Either deliberately contentious or just dumb. Take your choice.

  22. January 11, 2020 9:13 pm

    It’s interesting the way YoM posts some deliberately contentious nonsense

    And then gets all bothered when someone takes issue with him.

  23. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 11, 2020 9:31 pm

    I was just about to say – queue reb to come to the rescue of TB.

  24. January 11, 2020 10:16 pm

    I think you mean “cue” reb..

  25. TB Queensland permalink
    January 11, 2020 11:31 pm

    … queue reb to come to the rescue of TB.

    Who said I needed rescuing? Oh, ToM … making shit up again … Either deliberately contentious or just dumb. Take your choice.

    Should I have linked to global poverty statistics?

  26. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 12, 2020 10:19 am

    That’s a good idea TB. Perhaps provide a graph of long term rates of worldwide poverty and a rationale for the trend.

    Because I don’t think Boeing has anything to do with it.

  27. TB Queensland permalink
    January 12, 2020 12:11 pm

    Because I don’t think Boeing has anything to do with it.

    Not like you … you usually know what I’m thinking before I do … 🙂

  28. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 12, 2020 12:17 pm

    Why not choose a graph or article about the rate of worldwide poverty?

    https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-google&source=android-browser&q=graph+of+worldwide+poverty

  29. ivi permalink
    January 12, 2020 1:47 pm

    (Because I don’t think Boeing has anything to do with it.

    Yeah; I guess we shouldn’t ask how Christopher’s-now-Linda’s plans for transforming the commanding heights of an Australian economy into a top-10 arms exporter are progressing, while (not) discussing “… the greatest killing machine in history…”.

    ————-

    Why not choose a graph or article about the rate of worldwide poverty?

    Indeed; how fare the Sustainable Development Goals, for those resting on their laurels (having achieved the Millennium Development Goals in a canter, without meeting foreign aid pledges of 0.7% of GDP per annum since 1972); or, are ‘we’ still playing (‘self’-)Righteous?)

  30. TB Queensland permalink
    January 12, 2020 5:47 pm

    And this popped up …

    The big success of the last generation was that global extreme poverty declined rapidly. But many are still very poor and progress against extreme poverty is urgently needed. However, we are currently far off track to ending extreme poverty – we expect half a billion people to still live on less than $1.90 per day by 2030. To ensure that ‘no one is left behind’ as the SDG agenda promises, this is where we need to focus our efforts.

    It’s not just a concern until 2030: without rising incomes in the worst-off places extreme poverty will remain a reality for millions.

    You reply to a factual comment about capitalism lifting vast populations out of poverty with something about Boeing?

    I am a capitalist … I ran my own business FFS! But the current version of Über Kapitalism – profit at any cost – including deaths, injuries, damage, reputations, livelihoods, poor service, low wages, greedy disconnected politicians and incompetent governance has as many downsides as it does upsides …

    https://www.google.com.au/search?ei=v8AaXt-rEsSA9QON6KqIBQ&q=number+of+children+living+in+poverty+Australia+2019&oq=number+of+children+living+in+poverty+Australia+2019&gs_l=psy-ab.12…8556.11696..13521…0.2..0.254.983.0j3j2……0….1..gws-wiz…….0i71.f6PefX_WwKw&ved=0ahUKEwifh9y8u_3mAhVEQH0KHQ20ClEQ4dUDCAo

  31. TB Queensland permalink
    January 12, 2020 5:50 pm

    As for the people who serve to defend capitalism …

    http://theconversation.com/5-800-defence-veterans-homeless-in-australia-thats-more-than-we-thought-123695

  32. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    January 13, 2020 9:24 am

    What a surprise! Getup got it wrong.

    Like the Greens popping up in Queensland, GetUp’s intervention in most electorates turned people off the candidates they supported.

    https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/getup-admits-to-election-campaign-mistakes-20200112-p53qu6.html

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