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John Howard confronts voters: “Who DJ’s like a Mad Cunt..?”

May 18, 2022

In what can only be only be described as a sign of “complete description” former Prime Minister John Howard, yes he who not only only lost an election in a landslide defeat but also lost his own seat, has been seen threatening voters to not just only vote Liberal or suffer the consequences but hell mend anyone who challenges his mastery of the funky town turntables.

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  1. Tom R permalink
    May 18, 2022 9:01 pm

  2. May 18, 2022 10:15 pm

    I still loathe him, like a mad cunt!

    Also, SloMo Walloping the child is as iconic as JWH’s shitcunt bowling video…maybe even better, as a meme, out of context!

    I can seriously work with that one!

  3. May 19, 2022 3:09 am

    Howard has’nt fucked Jannette for 30 years so the randy old war criminal decided to try it on this poor unsuspecting woman…..

  4. May 19, 2022 10:32 am

    Taking revenge on Maxine McKew?

  5. Tom R permalink
    May 19, 2022 12:11 pm

    Albos being mean to the meanies (according to the meanies)

  6. Tom R permalink
    May 19, 2022 12:20 pm

    #NotAllJournalists

  7. Tom R permalink
    May 19, 2022 1:08 pm

    A handy voting guide

    Link for those who don’t like his voice 😉
    https://www.friendlyjordies.com/post/liberal-vs-labor

  8. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 19, 2022 1:53 pm

    Hilarious: Laura Tingle calling someone else an embarrassment to journalism.

  9. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 19, 2022 1:56 pm

  10. Tom R permalink
    May 19, 2022 2:16 pm

    Are you able to highlight your problem with Laura Tingle sf? Or is it just because she is good at what she does that upsets you?

  11. TB Queensland permalink
    May 19, 2022 2:35 pm

    Or is it just because she is good at what she does that upsets you?

    And tells it like it really is … asks the real questions not the kiddieland gotchas, loved by Mordoch led biased and fake free speech merchants …

  12. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 19, 2022 2:53 pm

    La Tingle doesn’t upset me. She’s just another leftist tool. I usually encounter her on LNL or the Fin Review, back when I read that rag. I don’t watch ABC TV so I haven’t seen her there. In all my years of listening to the stupid twat or reading her garbage articles I’ve never heard or seen anything other than ALP spin. She is a narrative engineer, not a journalist.

    She also married the late and unlamented Alan Ramsey, another monumentally stupid journo and ALP shill.

    Her output is rather like yours. I doubt you two would disagree on much. But she pretends to be a journalist when, like you, she is just another troll.

  13. May 19, 2022 2:53 pm

    Re:

    The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion …

    Isn’t that how it works in Australia also?

    That is – no Constitutional requirement to get the approval of Parliament. In the USA:

    The Constitution grants Congress the sole power to declare war. Congress has declared war on 11 occasions, including its first declaration of war with Great Britain in 1812

    Besides didn’t we see Putin consult with the 30-member security council?

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60573261

    Something about stones and glass houses ?

  14. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 19, 2022 2:58 pm

    I take it a “gotcha” is a question that Eachway struggles to answer, enabling the public to understand how stupid the mongrel really is. La Tingle would never ask a question that would make Eachway uncomfortable.

  15. TB Queensland permalink
    May 19, 2022 3:00 pm

    The Catholic Archbishop of Sydney has lashed the decision to allow terminally ill people to have the right to choose to end their life in NSW, after the state joined the rest of Australia to pass the law.

    Catholics have no need to ask for euthanasia … just leave the rest of us alone … it is a personal choice … not a religion’s …

  16. Tom R permalink
    May 19, 2022 3:03 pm

    La Tingle would never ask a question that would make Eachway uncomfortable.

    You do know that, after about ten questions from the media shills at the Press club yesterday (?), in which a bevy of ltdnews churnalists asked a range of nonsense, Tingle actually paused everything and asked about his costings, because none of the others were(his reply started with a wonderful sledge at the throng)

    Yea, never ask a question that would make him uncomfortable lol. Do some basic research splats, or you look will start looking dumber than nil

  17. May 19, 2022 3:07 pm

    Tom R – what Shanks had to say about Gonski is largely bullshit.

    Labor should have had a winner with Gonski but totally fucked it up. All down to Rudd whose own offspring never darkened the doors of any public school.

  18. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 19, 2022 3:25 pm

    Very funny, Tom R. Eachway couldn’t have asked for a nicer rim job. La Tingle started with a giggle, asked him a question and then let him ramble for 5 minutes without challenge. She did run cover for him when he wouldn’t answer a question from Andrew Clennell (who is an actual journalist).

  19. TB Queensland permalink
    May 19, 2022 3:43 pm

    (who is an actual journalist) ?

    Now why would you say that, sb? Trolling again?

  20. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 19, 2022 4:10 pm

    Now why would you say that, sb?

    I say it because I’ve heard him hammer people on both sides. Unlike La Tingle.

  21. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 19, 2022 5:08 pm

    Good on MN, again trying to draw parallels between Russia’s fascist dictatorship and the parliamentary democracy here
    It’s the contemporary version of the cultural cringe

  22. May 19, 2022 6:15 pm

    ToM you might note (but probably won’t, because it seems your comprehension skills are somewhat blunted by your conservative ideological bias) that I refer to the specific point under discussion.

    Australia’s ‘democracy’ is less than perfect and will remain in that state if you and your ilk have their way. No imagination, no social conscience, merely sympathetic noises on the odd occasion..

    Making claims that a Nation is a ‘democracy’ counts for very little. Did you know that Russia makes similar claims?

    The 1993 constitution declares Russia a democratic, federative, law-based state with a republican form of government. State power is divided among the legislative, executive, and judicial branches.

    And so does North Korea. Indeed it’s in their ‘title’

    The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

    Here’s a clue. Just because a Nation claims to be ‘democratic’, the debate is NOT over. Indeed, it might not have even begun. Are you aware that that the NAZIs (National Socialist German Workers’ Party) had claims to be ‘socialist’? After all it was in their Name.

    The ‘democracy’ we have here in Australia can (and ought to) be improved. Can’t you see that?

    Here’s a few questions to ponder. Where is Australia’s Bill of Rights? Where is the separation of powers ? (That some can be members of the Legislative and Executive branches and then proceed to legislate for Judicial powers is laughable – when measured against any form of ideal.

    Where is the ICAC or equivalent? You may have noted that eminent ‘legal’ people are now publicly calling for same. Or do they suffer from a ‘cultural cringe’ as well?

    Hilarious.

  23. TB Queensland permalink
    May 19, 2022 6:32 pm

    (but probably won’t, because it seems your comprehension skills are somewhat blunted by your conservative ideological bias)

    LOL! Bin said before, MN … Kneel is his little brother …

  24. TB Queensland permalink
    May 19, 2022 6:44 pm

    I say it because …

    All about you, sb …

    I don’t watch Sky News for two reasons …

    1) Why would I pay for right wing nonsense …

    2) Why would I pay for right wing nonsense …

    Sky even LIE about their being the first news channel … after the first lie the rest are inevitable …

    Sky News Australia is an Australian conservative news channel owned by News Corp Australia. Originally launched on 19 February 1996 as Australia’s first domestic news channel,

    In 1985, the ABC refreshed its structure and look, when the 7 o’clock news and the following current affairs program (at that time, Nationwide) were combined to form The National, and moved to 6:30 pm

    SKY is owned by Mordoch! FFS! They only attract right wing oriented “journalists” with or without a B.Arts.

  25. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 19, 2022 7:56 pm

    Sky even LIE about their being the first news channel

    I guess it means that Sky says they are the first channel to broadcast news 24/7.That is they do not show movies or anything else other than news.

  26. Tony permalink
    May 19, 2022 11:35 pm

    Are you aware that that the NAZIs (National Socialist German Workers’ Party) had claims to be ‘socialist’? After all it was in their Name.

    Are you suggesting they weren’t socialists, or didn’t claim to be socialists, or claimed to be socialists but weren’t, or didn’t claim to be socialists even though it was in their name, or something else? (It’s hard to tell.)

  27. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 20, 2022 8:07 am

    “All about you, sb …”

    You asked the question, motherfucker! You wanted to know why I thought Clennell was an actual journalist. I gave you the evidence of my own ears. What did you expect?

    “Kneel is his little brother “

    So, Chimpy #1, you are putting ToM at a higher level than your fellow Shakespearean Chimp, Kneel.

  28. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:08 am

    We need more headlines like this:
    Topless mom in her undies rescues pet goose from bald eagle

  29. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:42 am

    I thought use of bald was banned? 🙄 😛

  30. Tom R permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:51 am

    had a winner with Gonski but totally fucked it up

    How so? I do know turnbull made massive changes, almost as drmatic as they made to the NBN. I do know THAT “totally fucked it up”

    She did run cover for him when he wouldn’t answer a question from Andrew Clennell

    er, because the rules were, one question each, and he had already asked his one question, twice, and tried again (btw, Albo answered it anyway)

    (It’s hard to tell.)

    Only if you are a complete idiot. Of course, I remember all of the other times when socialists went around killing unionists. Happens all the time ?

  31. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:52 am

    Joe Biden in 2020 insisted Hunter “has not made money” from China. The truth was available before the election but the MSM wouldn’t discuss it and Twitter would not let you tweet about it.

    Now Biden has lost even NBC:

    Analysis of Hunter Biden’s hard drive shows he, his firm took in about $11 million from 2013 to 2018, spent it fast:

  32. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:53 am

    What a heartless bastard Snotty Morriscum is … where’s the christian compassion …

    What a nasty piece of work he is …

    Obviously a little country town, willing to welcome them home, is insignificant …

    Talk about god complex …

    Prime Minister Scott Morrison has confirmed that, if elected, the Coalition is not sympathetic to moves to allow the Murugappan family to return to the community of Biloela in central Queensland.

  33. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:56 am

    Not Snotty’s job …

    Snotty’s job … lying, deceit, corruption, cheating … attending church …

    https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/federal/scott-morrison-accused-of-misleading-voters-on-biloela-family-20220519-p5amvz.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

  34. Tom R permalink
    May 20, 2022 9:58 am

    What a nasty piece of work he is …

    He is the one who, when asked what they would do about the explosion of Covid deaths, replied “The are dying with Covid, not necessarily from Covid”

    I think that sums him up pretty well TB

  35. Ficksette Deer`Teabag permalink
    May 20, 2022 11:54 am

    There’s a hole in our teapot dear blubbers, dear blubbers.There’s a hole in our teapot dear blubbers .. a hole.

    Then patch it dear kooyong, dear kooyong, dear kooyong. Then patch it dear kooyong, dear kooyong .. patch it.

    Just how will we patch it dear kneel, dear kneel. Just how will we patch it dear kneel .. just how.

    Pour on glue dear osy, dear osy, dear osy. Pour on glue dear osy, dear osy .. pour glue.

    With what shall we pour glue dear splatters, dear splatters. With what shall we pour glue dear splatters .. with what.

    Use a teapot dear blubbers, dear blubbers, dear blubbers. Use a teapot dear blubbers, dear blubbers .. use that.

    There’s a hole in our teapot dear kooyong, dear kooyong .. .. (-: (-: (-:`

  36. Back In Some Form`Teabag permalink
    May 20, 2022 12:11 pm

    l still reckon slomo will manage to hammer throw the sack of duds over the line tomorrow, the only question is will the duds be blue or red.`

  37. May 20, 2022 12:58 pm

    So I guess we’ll just file this in the “Christian Porter Guide to Successful Litigation” category…

    https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/bombshell-development-in-craig-mclachlan-defamation-case/news-story/9409a4d5bc2535754aac230c171f05a2

  38. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 20, 2022 1:54 pm

    I think she’d make a good Mary Strap-ons:

  39. Know Kollusion`Teabag permalink
    May 20, 2022 1:59 pm

    That’s more ‘defamation to the node’ than my abc can handle (-:`

  40. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 20, 2022 2:14 pm

    How will people know the truth if the government isn’t there to tell them!

  41. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2022 3:32 pm

    How will people know the truth if the government isn’t there to tell them!

    I think you answered your own question in the same sentence, sb … 😛

  42. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2022 3:45 pm

    Great article from James Weir (and news.com!) very tongue in cheek … wants to be aweir* of Rupert … 😁

    https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/federal-election-james-weirs-unauthorised-scott-morrison-tellall/news-story/8721cc688fb2724ca29f494b3d4b8fb4

  43. TB Queensland permalink
    May 20, 2022 5:26 pm

    https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/2022/05/20/coal-power-carbon-pollution/

    Rain rain and more Rain … I’ll have to go to a hydropower system on my roof soon … don’t laugh!

    Is it too late … or has the climate already changed …

    I can just imagine the global leaders when the aliens arrive with their military … frightening

  44. reb of Melbourne permalink*
    May 21, 2022 8:56 am

    Fellow porn performer Buttplug Betty tweeted, “I’ve watched the video of Logan Long peeing on me 5 times today. I’m so f**king sad he was such a great guy.”

    Buttplug Betty….?

    https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/porn-star-logan-long-dead-at-34-after-battle-with-pneumonia/news-story/2d62f3c0d617ec7f33c37d45a38a3c5d

  45. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 21, 2022 9:09 am

    The major interest (to me) will be whether Kooyong votes for Monique Ryan-
    * A policy free zone who blocks people despite her commitment to community dialogue
    * Is supported by the bully of women- Simon Holmes à Court
    Is was a bad look when Monique his behind some fat slob (her “media manager”!!?) when asked whether she had a comment about the behaviour of Holmes à Court

  46. Tony permalink
    May 21, 2022 12:12 pm

    Had to visit four different polling booths before I could buy a sausage. It’s a disgrace!

    (I didn’t vote four times, of course I didn’t.)

  47. TB Queensland permalink
    May 21, 2022 4:47 pm

    LOL!

    The Morrison circus continues … send in the clowns … the transparency singers and the pentecostal church choir and marching band … and sing allaylewya!

    https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/scott-morrison-confirms-vessel-from-sri-lanka-intercepted-while-en-route-to-australia/news-story/5f60b854c65c521fdd1acad8eb343590

  48. Tony permalink
    May 21, 2022 5:16 pm

    My feeling from the booths I visited today was the non-major parties are being taken much more seriously. I’m expecting a large vote for the minor parties/independents, and their preference flows will be critical.

  49. TB Queensland permalink
    May 21, 2022 6:34 pm

    My feeling from the booths …

    Pretty much what the pollsters have been predicting, ToSY, interesting it may be happening.

    Think it will be a good change if we do get a crossbench with some “bite” … as a voting bloc … (and individuals of course) …

    I get the feeling it may be a quick result … wouldn’t call it … seen too many … 😎

    BTW my first postal vote this year … I really miss the queues …. not!

    The weather here is so bloody wet I’m thinking of getting rid of the solar system and putting in a hydro-turbine on the roof …

  50. Tony permalink
    May 21, 2022 7:01 pm

    Richo’s just called a Labor win and asks “where’s the champagne”.

    18:59 pm. If he’s right he’s definitely the first.

  51. TB Queensland permalink
    May 21, 2022 7:07 pm

    Richo … has called a few … too early I reckon …

    ‘Tis a two party preferred after all …

  52. May 21, 2022 10:05 pm

    Looks like Josh will have more time for Tennis. Or perhaps a more detailed study of “thatcherism” with an elective or two re ‘fat arses’ and their ability to provide ‘cover’.

    No doubt, Dutton will be pleased. Probably off to celebrate with some Chinese take-away.

  53. TB Queensland permalink
    May 21, 2022 10:17 pm

    Josshy was hilarious … all said with a straight face too … chuckle !

  54. May 21, 2022 10:30 pm

    Would someone tell Josh that it’s not “Austraia” in which he lives but “AustraLia”. Yep, there is an “L” in there and is worthy to be pronounced.

    The concerning aspect of his departing speech was the restatement of falsehoods. Such is his ongoing ideological delusion

  55. May 21, 2022 10:39 pm

    Dutton is encouraging people “to get on the piss”

    Hope he is elected Leader. The Liberals deserve that.

  56. May 21, 2022 10:45 pm

    Labor ought to challenge the counting in Tasmania. Seems someone is counting “heads” rather than “bodies” and getting a vastly inflated result.

  57. Tom R permalink
    May 21, 2022 10:58 pm

    I watched about 10 minutes of AbC. Apparently, Labor have failed mightily. Should have won by more. Really don’t know where they can go from here

    Watching the ABC is like a bad acid trip

  58. May 22, 2022 5:53 pm

    North Korea is Democratic too, coz…words.

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